I told my GF she should get a tit job + BBL

[proxxyy11]

shes pretty flat, cute, but flat. i just brought up the different surgeries i would get, and i sort of brought up the fact that she should get a BBL or a tit job.

She told her friend to pick her up early from where we were and refused to let me take her to her house.

I tried contacting her for a couple of hours now but shes not responding at all

Do i go to her house throw a rock at her window and start blasting music and saying im sorry from outside like in a movie? Or should i just break thru her window and start raping her as an act of love? Let me know

 

[oudai]

throw rocks at her friend, that will get her attention

 

[proxxyy11]

throw rocks at her friend, that will get her attention

so i go to her friends house instead and start beating her up?

 

[oudai]

so i go to her friends house instead and start beating her up?

yea basically

 

[lenvoalt]

 

[Nerogen]

shes pretty flat, cute, but flat. i just brought up the different surgeries i would get, and i sort of brought up the fact that she should get a BBL or a tit job.

She told her friend to pick her up early from where we were and refused to let me take her to her house.

I tried contacting her for a couple of hours now but shes not responding at all

Do i go to her house throw a rock at her window and start blasting music and saying im sorry from outside like in a movie? Or should i just break thru her window and start raping her as an act of love? Let me know

Ig bro

 

[proxxyy11]

holy shit org is the worst place to get advice from

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

shes pretty flat, cute, but flat. i just brought up the different surgeries i would get, and i sort of brought up the fact that she should get a BBL or a tit job.

She told her friend to pick her up early from where we were and refused to let me take her to her house.

I tried contacting her for a couple of hours now but shes not responding at all

Do i go to her house throw a rock at her window and start blasting music and saying im sorry from outside like in a movie? Or should i just break thru her window and start raping her as an act of love? Let me know

if they are hot they should have big boobs if they are cute they should be flat now your gf gonna become some stupid fat bimbo great..
also

 

[GZod]

Throw a bomb through her window into her room

 

[proxxyy11]

Throw a bomb through her window into her room

what do i do to her ashes

 

[proxxyy11]

if they are hot they should have big boobs if they are cute they should be flat now your gf gonna become some stupid fat bimbo great..
also

it was a v obvious joke at the time

i was being somewhat serious but kinda obviously kidding at the same time

 

[vigor]

shes pretty flat, cute, but flat. i just brought up the different surgeries i would get, and i sort of brought up the fact that she should get a BBL or a tit job.

She told her friend to pick her up early from where we were and refused to let me take her to her house.

I tried contacting her for a couple of hours now but shes not responding at all

Do i go to her house throw a rock at her window and start blasting music and saying im sorry from outside like in a movie? Or should i just break thru her window and start raping her as an act of love? Let me know

how retarded can you be

 

[GZod]

what do i do to her ashes

You eat them

 

[proxxyy11]

how retarded can you be

maybe instead of indulting me can u give advice

 

[witedudzz]

you may want to try and tell her you honestly love her as she is, and other shit like that, that you love her for ho she is, not what she looks like.
i'd write her a letter n put it near her door tbh

 

[proxxyy11]

You eat them

i dont rub it on my dick?

 

[vigor]

maybe instead of indulting me can u give advice

you've made your cute gf incredibly insecure about her body and your attraction to her, made her see you as a weird chauvinistic psl autist and behaved like a porn addict and her friends are rightfully telling her to ditch you

an apology maybe

 

[proxxyy11]

you may want to try and tell her you honestly love her as she is, and other shit like that, that you love her for ho she is, not what she looks like.
i'd write her a letter n put it near her door tbh

i did that right after she left, she definitely knows im just lying to make her happy

might try the letter thing, but what if her parents pick it up

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

it was a v obvious joke at the time

i was being somewhat serious but kinda obviously kidding at the same time

ok just go to her house maybe break in

 

[GZod]

i dont rub it on my dick?

It would be a waste tbh

 

[vigor]

i did that right after she left, she definitely knows im just lying to make her happy

might try the letter thing, but what if her parents pick it up

i dont think you can fix this because its less about what you said or meant and more about the kind of person it makes you out to be tbh

 

[proxxyy11]

made her see you as a weird chuvinistic psl autist and behaved like a porn addict

yea she def just thinks im a chud porn addict now

her friends are rightfully telling her to ditch you

theyve been saying that since i first got with her, they dont like me at all. dont think what they say matters

an apology maybe

already tried wtf am i supposed to do just wait

you've made your cute gf incredibly insecure about her body and your attraction to her,

i thought it was an obvious joke

 

[proxxyy11]

i dont think you can fix this because its less about what you said or meant and more about the kind of person it makes you out to be tbh

is this some type of moralfaggotry?

or you genuinely think shes just disgusted

 

[witedudzz]

i did that right after she left, she definitely knows im just lying to make her happy

might try the letter thing, but what if her parents pick it up

do they know yall r together. if they do jus put a warning saying parents do not read, for daughter

if they don't, i'd try sum original way to communicate like teams or gmail or sum shit like that

 

[proxxyy11]

do they know yall r together. if they do jus put a warning saying parents do not read, for daughter

if they don't, i'd try sum original way to communicate like teams or gmail or sum shit like that

yea parents know im with her, but they might just read regardless

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

idk she prolly hates you now shes sensitive and told her friends too
tldr your life is ruined @proxxyy11

 

[witedudzz]

yea parents know im with her, but they might just read regardless

then try to not say any explicit shit.
try your best for handwriting when writing a letter. it shows you acc care

 

[vigor]

yea she def just thinks im a chud porn addict now


theyve been saying that since i first got with her, they dont like me at all. dont think what they say matters


already tried wtf am i supposed to do just wait

i thought it was an obvious joke

how are you guys so bad with social cues and understanding foids, im a literal autist and i managed to figure this shit out
foids cannot take jokes about their appearance lightheartedly unless its shit like joking about them being short. they are incredibly insecure and your "joke" managed to achieve

• making her insecure
• making you seem like a porn addict
• making it seem like you aren't attracted to her

sub 70 EQ forum honestly i dont get how you people even manage to get girlfriends with social skills this poor

 

[proxxyy11]

idk she prolly hates you now shes sensitive and told her friends too
tldr your life is ruined @proxxyy11

only gf im prolly going to ever get in my lifetime

 

[Sulfuras]

honestly I would rather have a flat gf than one with fake tits and a bbl because 99% of the time it looks so fake it's disgusting to even look at

 

[proxxyy11]

how are you guys so bad with social cues and understanding foids, im a literal autist and i managed to figure this shit out
foids cannot take jokes about their appearance lightheartedly unless its shit like joking about them being short. they are incredibly insecure and your "joke" managed to achieve

• making her insecure
• making you seem like a porn addict
• making it seem like you aren't attracted to her

sub 70 EQ forum honestly i dont get how you people even manage to get girlfriends with social skills this poor

Kys fag this isnt helping

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

only gf im prolly going to ever get in my lifetime

why this nigga laughing
shes gonna tell her 6'11 tyrone chad boyfriend now.. who did get an bbl

 

[proxxyy11]

honestly I would rather have a flat gf than one with fake tits and a bbl because 99% of the time it looks so fake it's disgusting to even look at

water found in the ocean

 

[zerosmv]

dude why the fuck would you tell her that

 

[proxxyy11]

dude why the fuck would you tell her that

brooo i thought it was funny

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

how are you guys so bad with social cues and understanding foids, im a literal autist and i managed to figure this shit out
foids cannot take jokes about their appearance lightheartedly unless its shit like joking about them being short. they are incredibly insecure and your "joke" managed to achieve

• making her insecure
• making you seem like a porn addict
• making it seem like you aren't attracted to her

sub 70 EQ forum honestly i dont get how you people even manage to get girlfriends with social skills this poor

this is why i cannot talk to girls

 

[vigor]

Kys fag this isnt helping

do you want people to handhold you or something
you screwed up it is what it is
you probably wont get her back unless she really likes you, her friends dont really hate you and you apologise very sincerely

 

[vigor]

this is why i cannot talk to girls

this is shit you can just figure out by reading and by having foid friends/roommates
i was a khhv for 19 years and just figured out how foids work passively before i even got laid
if you aren't naturally socially skilled you have to put in effort to learn

 

[proxxyy11]

do you want people to handhold you or something
you screwed up it is what it is
you probably wont get her back unless she really likes you, her friends dont really hate you and you apologise very sincerely

whats a good apology tho? i tried texting her phone but shes not responding + i think it isnt sincere enough

ik i fucked up thats why im trying to get help from lkterally anyone i can get. its not like im oblivious to it

 

[proxxyy11]

her friends dont really hate you

pretty sure if she told them what i said (which she most likely did) theyd probably think im even worse than they thought and genuinely despise me.

im kinda scared of their influence with her

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

this is shit you can just figure out by reading and by having foid friends/roommates
i was a khhv for 19 years and just figured out how foids work passively before i even got laid
if you aren't naturally socially skilled you have to put in effort to learn

ok i will try i used to have sorth of foid friend when i was 11 or 10

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

pretty sure if she told them what i said (which she most likely did) theyd probably think im even worse than they thought and genuinely despise me.

im kinda scared of their influence with her

i mean if there’s really this many issues just leave her

 

[vigor]

whats a good apology tho? i tried texting her phone but shes not responding + i think it isnt sincere enough

ik i fucked up thats why im trying to get help from lkterally anyone i can get. its not like im oblivious to it

she's gonna ghost you for a day or so and her friends will try to turn her against you
if you care about keeping her now you're really gonna have to simp.
come up to her door, buy her something as an apology gift and explain that you only meant it as a (bad) joke but you now realise how hurtful it was and want to make it up to her and that you love her as she is. don't dodge accountability or argue with her, make sure she understands that you weren't serious about it but also that you know you were wrong for it and shouldn't have said it

 

[soraloll]

Oh my god bruh

 

[proxxyy11]

i mean if there’s really this many issues just leave her

cant, i do love her and she’s probably the best i’ll ever get in my life. i dont think i wanna fuck my future up

 

[cowmuncher26]

If she can't get bigger tits for you then she's a shit girlfriend

Brutal GF pill (I never had one )

 

[proxxyy11]

she's gonna ghost you for a day or so and her friends will try to turn her against you
if you care about keeping her now you're really gonna have to simp.
come up to her door, buy her something as an apology gift and explain that you only meant it as a (bad) joke but you now realise how hurtful it was and want to make it up to her and that you love her as she is. don't dodge accountability or argue with her, make sure she understands that you weren't serious about it but also that you know you were wrong for it and shouldn't have said it

ill try going by her house with a gift, what should i buy just flowers?

Ill lyk what happens

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

cant, i do love her and she’s probably the best i’ll ever get in my life. i dont think i wanna fuck my future up

She legit real life dnred you for like a day over a joke

 

[proxxyy11]

If she can't get bigger tits for you then she's a shit girlfriend

Brutal GF pill (I never had one )

water shes supposed to love me and do anything to keepnme

Ig this is one sided

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

She legit real life dnred you for like a day over a joke

Maybe she’s insecure about her body or something