I would pay extra money to have my surgeon undergo my double jaw surgery in the Cologne Cathedral

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I would like my jaw and cheekbones operated in this unesco heritage site by a sexy vampiric late 20s male surgeon, who in between cuts, incisions, and insertions, sips from a 1880 vintage wine from an esteemed vineyard from Tuscany poured in a vibrant crystal chalice fabricated at the heights of the Byzantine Empire, while a smoky incense of lavender, iris root, and sandalwood permeates the space, the sunset light pouring in from the outside and refracting through the countless angles and colors of the stained glass and illuminating the smoke. Karol Szymanowski's violin concerto plays in the background, the fluttering cascades of violin arpeggios and woodwind fireworks staining the soundscape and blending with the dance of light and smoke

After 40 days and 40 nights of surgical anaesthesia my surgeon awakes me and escorts me out in a royal procession akin to the Great Entrance of the Orthodox Divine Liturgy
 
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cope and seethe, you fucking retard
 
it looks so beautiful
 
i want to be sacrificed there
 

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