[Idea] Minoxidil squirt gun @ my oneitis’s boyfriend

[Deleted member 773]

This bitchass nigga would be posting here if it weren’t for his 99th percentile collagen levels. Dude straight up looks like the kid from Toy Story, the fuck? Minoxidil squirt gun would ruin his collagen levels for the next 6 months of his life, thus making my oneitis leave him or become dis interested until my own collagen comes back

Thoughts?

 

[Pillarman]

influence him into using minoxidil profit

 

[SLA]

picture is concentrated suifuel. That dude should be incel wtf.....

 

[turkproducer]

This bitchass nigga

 

[Deleted member 2745]

Say to him he needs minox for beard

 

[Deleted member 773]

picture is concentrated suifuel. That dude should be incel wtf.....

Worst part is hes 5’8 LOL I am head and shoulders above him but of course collagen theory is proven again... it is everything.

 

[karbo]

is that actually your fucking oneitis? tell me for your own sake shes not

 

[SLA]

Worst part is hes 5’8 LOL I am head and shoulders above him but of course collagen theory is proven again... it is everything.

5'8 below average white with a GF... what am i missing here??? Collagen is massive cope. This girl must cheat or be a massive whore.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

 

[auboutduprecipice]

bro she looks like she could be the fourth brother in alvin and the chipmunks

 

[Deleted member 773]

is that actually your fucking oneitis? tell me for your own sake shes not

She’s thicc and acts like a 12 y/o what’s there not to like.

Wouldnt have kids with her though. She would be an incel if she was male

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

She looks like a pitbull are you blind or something ?

 

[karbo]

She’s thicc and acts like a 12 y/o what’s there not to like.

Wouldnt have kids with her though. She would be an incel if she was male

no, she's fucking overweight not "thicc"
quit using that retarded word, its cope for obese whales

 

[Deleted member 773]

no, she's fucking overweight not "thicc"
quit using that retarded word, its cope for obese whales

Tbh I’d rather have a girl like this but I gotta be realistic here

 

[SikKunt]

thats ur oneitis?
sometimes i wonder how retarded some of the users are...

 

[SLA]

thats ur oneitis?
sometimes i wonder how retarded some of the users are...

bro she looks like she could be the fourth brother in alvin and the chipmunks

is that actually your fucking oneitis? tell me for your own sake shes not

I think shes cute as hell, am I missing something?

 

[SikKunt]

I think shes cute as hell, am I missing something?

shes def fuckable. but not "oneitis" material (no toilet is tbh they all deteriorate and the only redeeming trait they have is their gaping axe wound)

looks like the average girl

 

[karbo]

I think shes cute as hell, am I missing something?

she's got that typical landwhale fat head look which is repulsive af
her fat cheeks look comical with that pointy chin

 

[Deleted member 773]

she's got that typical landwhale fat head look which is repulsive af
her fat cheeks look comical with that pointy chin

Its cause of her korean genetics
Going through with this

 

[Deleted member 2810]

no, she's fucking overweight not "thicc"
quit using that retarded word, its cope for obese whales

She’s clearly not overweight you dumb fuck

 

[FatJattMofo]

She’s clearly not overweight you dumb fuck

explain moonface?
with chubby cheeks

 

[Deleted member 2810]

explain moonface?
with chubby cheeks

Girls can have chubby cheeks, look at her arms, legs, stomach.

She’s not overweight at all

 

[FatJattMofo]

Girls can have chubby cheeks, look at her arms, legs, stomach.

She’s not overweight at all

yea fair enough

 

[karbo]

She’s clearly not overweight you dumb fuck

keep crying for me you subhuman hamplanet worshipper simp faggot

 

[Deleted member 2810]

keep crying for me you subhuman hamplanet worshipper simp faggot

No one is crying for a narcy 16 yo nw2 aspiecel 24/7 rotting slayer

 

[Deleted member 773]

influence him into using minoxidil profit

good idea