"I'm looking for a guy in finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes"

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Has there ever existed a more brutal Trend in the history of the internet?

This song only went viral because woman nowadays don't even feel the need to hide they are top 99.99999% Chad only, they even flex their standards.
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
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So glad I'm not a woman

Imagine making a song this stupid

I'd rather be 5"6 and indian (I am)

Than be this dumb and talentless


We should really be grateful we don't exist within the life of the gender that gets rewarded for existing, it would make us side characters by nature, cause us to not need to develop our minds

Stephen hawking is a genius because there was nothing else for him to do

Broke niggas get rich because there's no alternative besides death

A hot girl can be a dumb whore, with no achievements at the age of 21, and if they're hot, and a bit lucky, they can get a millionaire chad nonetheless

Be glad you've suffered enough to know the truth eh?
 
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So glad I'm not a woman

Imagine making a song this stupid

I'd rather be 5"6 and indian (I am)

Than be this dumb and talentless
What is Soul Trap?
 
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And htn at least
 
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The way she pronounces "blue" like "BLLLEEEW" is so annoying.
 
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Im a woman and your stepsister
Fuck my pussy now xoxo
 
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my spanish teacher got everyone to say their preference in a future partner and all foids said 'muy alto' (very tall)
 
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my spanish teacher got everyone to say their preference in a future partner and all foids said 'muy alto' (very tall)
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my spanish teacher got everyone to say their preference in a future partner and all foids said 'muy alto' (very tall)
Just nature bro

All else assumed to be equal, the tallest man is the most attractive

I'm 5"6 and that wouldn't upset me one bit, that's obvious

It's specific scenarios of inconsideration and disrespect that are really brutal, not general preferences.
 
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Just nature bro

All else assumed to be equal, the tallest man is the most attractive

I'm 5"6 and that wouldn't upset me one bit, that's obvious

It's specific scenarios of inconsideration and disrespect that are really brutal, not general preferences.
just confirmation bias
 
Ask yo granny nigguh I jus gave her pipe

Just nature bro

All else assumed to be equal, the tallest man is the most attractive

I'm 5"6 and that wouldn't upset me one bit, that's obvious

It's specific scenarios of inconsideration and disrespect that are really brutal, not general preferences.
5ft6
My ex was even taller wtf
 
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women shouldnt even make music
 
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So glad I'm not a woman

Imagine making a song this stupid

I'd rather be 5"6 and indian (I am)

Than be this dumb and talentless


We should really be grateful we don't exist within the life of the gender that gets rewarded for existing, it would make us side characters by nature, cause us to not need to develop our minds

Stephen hawking is a genius because there was nothing else for him to do

Broke niggas get rich because there's no alternative besides death

A hot girl can be a dumb whore, with no achievements at the age of 21, and if they're hot, and a bit lucky, they can get a millionaire chad nonetheless

Be glad you've suffered enough to know the truth eh?
Idiots on here will say you are coping but I legit think about that all the time.

I pity these faggot niggers for wish they were women like wtf
Imagine being part of the superior gender and envying such stupid, worthless, inferior and shallow life forms.

Being a men is hard sometimes but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Whenever I feel down I can cope with the fact that people of the same sex as me, literally build the world I live in.
Woman are simple accessories, let's keep it real.
Their purpose in life is to get fcked and to breed :lul: that's why fathers are mad when they found out their son is gay, it's not even because they hate gays, it's because thinking about your son who was supposed to fuck and conquer, being in such a degrading role, basically being a WOMAN is suifuel.

But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not call SEX, GENDER ever again. It's just sex. Fuck trans abominations, and fck the pedo Jew who coined this degenerate term.
 
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The way she pronounces "blue" like "BLLLEEEW" is so annoying.
Stupid valley girls, I wish I could beat them senseless whenever I see them.
 
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Has there ever existed a more brutal Trend in the history of the internet?

This song only went viral because woman nowadays don't even feel the need to hide they are top 99.99999% Chad only, they even flex their standards.
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

I’m pretty sure it’s a fucking joke nigga
 
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my spanish teacher got everyone to say their preference in a future partner and all foids said 'muy alto' (very tall)
So much for the manlets who believed in latinamaxxing. :ogre:
 
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So glad I'm not a woman

Imagine making a song this stupid

I'd rather be 5"6 and indian (I am)

Than be this dumb and talentless


We should really be grateful we don't exist within the life of the gender that gets rewarded for existing, it would make us side characters by nature, cause us to not need to develop our minds

Stephen hawking is a genius because there was nothing else for him to do

Broke niggas get rich because there's no alternative besides death

A hot girl can be a dumb whore, with no achievements at the age of 21, and if they're hot, and a bit lucky, they can get a millionaire chad nonetheless

Be glad you've suffered enough to know the truth eh?
even more brutal
 
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song is cancerous and annoying but lowkey catchy fuck
 
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Idiots on here will say you are coping but I legit think about that all the time.

I pity these faggot niggers for wish they were women like wtf
Imagine being part of the superior gender and envying such stupid, worthless, inferior and shallow life forms.

Being a men is hard sometimes but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Whenever I feel down I can cope with the fact that people of the same sex as me, literally build the world I live in.
Woman are simple accessories, let's keep it real.
Their purpose in life is to get fcked and to breed :lul: that's why fathers are mad when they found out their son is gay, it's not even because they hate gays, it's because thinking about your son who was supposed to fuck and conquer, being in such a degrading role, basically being a WOMAN is suifuel.

But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not call SEX, GENDER ever again. It's just sex. Fuck trans abominations, and fck the pedo Jew who coined this degenerate term.
Best thing I've read on here in a while
 
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literally none of this matters if you are ethnic.
Such standards are for pinkoids only,

@St.TikTokcel
 
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literally none of this matters if you are ethnic.
Such standards are for pinkoids only,

@St.TikTokcel
Post studies, sir @JoeKeys9 . We need science to back these claims up.
 
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Brutal I have brown eyes :feelscry:
 
Toilet, janitor, 5'4, brown eyes
 
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Meanwhile all of these conditions go out the window for a black guy with a BBC
 
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Meanwhile all of these conditions go out the window for a black guy with a BBC
True, BBCs don’t need to have gl faces, for them height + fizeek is all they fucking need
 
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Men came up with Baywatch -- a show that existed just to show tits jiggle in a bikini. There's enough stupid primitive shit on both sides.
 
So glad I'm not a woman

Imagine making a song this stupid

I'd rather be 5"6 and indian (I am)

Than be this dumb and talentless


We should really be grateful we don't exist within the life of the gender that gets rewarded for existing, it would make us side characters by nature, cause us to not need to develop our minds

Stephen hawking is a genius because there was nothing else for him to do

Broke niggas get rich because there's no alternative besides death

A hot girl can be a dumb whore, with no achievements at the age of 21, and if they're hot, and a bit lucky, they can get a millionaire chad nonetheless

Be glad you've suffered enough to know the truth eh?
if i knew i was gonna get reincarnated as a mtb foid id have roped by now, imagine how much better life would be
 
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if i knew i was gonna get reincarnated as a mtb foid id have roped by now, imagine how much better life would be
If you'd choose blissful ignorance over the truth im not sure I have any respect for you
 
Cringe GIF

This whole trend
 
Idiots on here will say you are coping but I legit think about that all the time.

I pity these faggot niggers for wish they were women like wtf
Imagine being part of the superior gender and envying such stupid, worthless, inferior and shallow life forms.

Being a men is hard sometimes but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Whenever I feel down I can cope with the fact that people of the same sex as me, literally build the world I live in.
Woman are simple accessories, let's keep it real.
Their purpose in life is to get fcked and to breed :lul: that's why fathers are mad when they found out their son is gay, it's not even because they hate gays, it's because thinking about your son who was supposed to fuck and conquer, being in such a degrading role, basically being a WOMAN is suifuel.

But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not call SEX, GENDER ever again. It's just sex. Fuck trans abominations, and fck the pedo Jew who coined this degenerate term.
Mind over body

This forum would never get that
 
I legit saw a video on ig where someone tries to calculate the percentage of men which are actually you know in finance,trust fund,6'5 and blue eyes and they found 2 guys in total .FUCKING TWO!! crazy man.
 
The best she could do is some chad sperm from the sperm bank
 
The song is a code word for white high class rich aryan chad. Multiple layers are used to convene this, mainly the trust fund and the height in the beginning. To prevent rich tall ethnics from being like “ohhhh yess im in finance and im 6’5!!” The final part “blue eyes” is to ensure that her ideal guy is a white guy without sounding like a total neo nazi who will get cancelled
 
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Lmfao imagine if a guy made a song “I’m looking for a virgin housewife, 5’7, blue eyes” nigga would get dragged through the mud
 
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Lmfao imagine if a guy made a song “I’m looking for a virgin housewife, 5’7, blue eyes” nigga would get dragged through the mud
I would never make a song like that. Too tall.
 
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When I first saw the thread I thought it was some kind of subliminal for women

How funny would that be


"trust fund, 6"5, Blue eyes"
Depositphotos 10605347 stock photo praying woman
 
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what is trust fund?
 

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