I'm not a bad boy

[MonkeyLover]

Bad boys don't wipe their ass every time without mistake or forget to flush

Bad boys don't leave their home without making sure everything is in order , taking a shit/ piss and filling up their water bottle

Bad boys don't think twice before a social interaction gauging if it will be worth the effort or not

Admittedly i still do "bad boy " things like smoking , watching macabre gore and using drughub but I think in the wild i will be eaten up by a psychotic spic who doesn't flush and takes a shower only twice a week

 

[Your altered mind]

"If you think you're a bad boy, then I'm King Kong"