I’m probably one of the most knowledgeable person here when it comes to softmax functions. Ask anything

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In your case no offense but hardmax is the best way. But if your willing to stay consistent and have good dedication for softmaxxing then I can give you some:
for lower third- masseter hyper trophy
Nose- HYDROCORTISONE and accutane for more slimmer nose.
Eyes- squint maxing basically
Skin- apply moisturizer
And debloat
 
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In your case no offense but hardmax is the best way. But if your willing to stay consistent and have good dedication for softmaxxing then I can give you some:
for lower third- masseter hyper trophy
Nose- HYDROCORTISONE and accutane for more slimmer nose.
Eyes- squint maxing basically
Skin- apply moisturizer
And debloat
Can u rate me and what hardmax do I need
 
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What the hell do I use for my eyebrows, man??
Minox oral: it swells and seems to do a thousand shits, but some recommend it
Minox topical: "destroys ur collagen wherever u go" JFL, and some people drink drops??
Castor/Rosemary Oils: Its Cope, But can oral therapy be effective?
and theres that shit that destroys ur eyes, damn nigga everything Im going to use they criticize, and Im poor ass
lol I really need long full eyebrows and eyelashes bc mine are non existent
boost thyroid
 
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not ironically I was thinking of drinking this, I'll die with eyelashes worthy of gods
I heard people talk about it all the fucking time saying that drinking topical minox works but I figured that shit didnt work so I decided to test for myself so I could know for sure.

After taking it a few days in a row my left eye would twitch uncontrollably for hours at a time so I halved the dose and the twitching still didnt go away, then I halved the amount again and it still didnt go away, so after like 2 and a half weeks I just stopped taking it and the twitching stopped. Not even trying to be a fearmongering nigger but I dont think that shit works and if it does work I dont think its even worth taking, just get oral minox (I have no clue where to get it from).
 
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I heard people talk about it all the fucking time saying that drinking topical minox works but I figured that shit didnt work so I decided to test for myself so I could know for sure.

After taking it a few days in a row my left eye would twitch uncontrollably for hours at a time so I halved the dose and the twitching still didnt go away, then I halved the amount again and it still didnt go away, so after like 2 and a half weeks I just stopped taking it and the twitching stopped. Not even trying to be a fearmongering nigger but I dont think that shit works and if it does work I dont think its even worth taking, just get oral minox (I have no clue where to get it from).
Nigger drinking topical minox would absolutely kill you no joke
 
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Implants for and genio for lower third
Infra & orbital rim implants
consider upper blepharoplasty
Aqualyx/lipolab for nasolabial folds
Zygo implants
Alr thank you sm and can u give me more softmaxxes by any chance
 
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Negro bebendo Minox tópico com certeza te mataria, não é brincadeira
Eu ouvia as pessoas falando sobre isso o tempo todo, dizendo que tomar Minox tópico funciona, mas percebi que essa merda não funcionava, então decidi testar por mim mesmo para ter certeza.

Depois de tomar alguns dias seguidos, meu olho esquerdo começou a tremer incontrolavelmente por horas a fio, então reduzi a dose pela metade e o tremor continuou sem passar. Depois, reduzi a dose pela metade novamente e o tremor continuou sem passar. Depois de umas duas semanas e meia, simplesmente parei de tomar e o tremor parou. Nem estou querendo ser um crioulo alarmista, mas acho que essa porcaria não funciona, e se funcionar, acho que nem vale a pena tomar. É só comprar Minox (não faço ideia de onde comprar).
yeah jfl, I'm going to buy one from kirland. And I'm going to look into some oral too
I'm going to use both at the same time, since I would only apply the topical to my eyebrows/Forehead Although I dont need hair that much jfl
boost thyroid
What???
 
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Nigger drinking topical minox would absolutely kill you no joke
Yeah I never thought it would work but I wanted to know what the actual side effects would be, it makes me sound like a total retard (basically am) but because of how often retards tell others to drink topical minox I wanted to have actual proof to use when advising people against it.
 
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Yeah I never thought it would work but I wanted to know what the actual side effects would be, it makes me sound like a total retard (basically am) but because of how often retards tell others to drink topical minox I wanted to have actual proof to use when advising people against it.
Your not a experiment rabbit jfl
 
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yeah jfl, I'm going to buy one from kirland. And I'm going to look into some oral too
I'm going to use both at the same time, since I would only apply the topical to my eyebrows/Forehead Although I dont need hair that much jfl

What???
the best way to get thicker healthier eyebrows is to boost thyroid as thyroid health increases eyebrow /eyelash growth.
 
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How to fix bad posture. In specific foward head posture and a neck hump. These are causing me to have a bad double chin.
 
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Softmaxxes for what exactly? There are thousands of them
Can you tell me how i can get more hooded eyes. In my posts you can find a pic of my eye area.
 
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Can you tell me how i can get more hooded eyes. In my posts you can find a pic of my eye area.
Squinting. I can’t realy tell you since eyes are very hard to change naturally
 
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So? Let someone else ruin their health
It is a better idea to let someone retarded ruin their health instead of me but I was very curious as to what would happen and I dont really trust what most people say on this site so I just wanted to test it myself.
 
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Isn’t kirlands a website?
Yeah, my mistake :( but when I put it on Google the normal minox appears, they don't even correct it.
Btw, what happened to Jeff?
 
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Lattise work for me?
 

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Yeah, my mistake :( but when I put it on Google the normal minox appears, they don't even correct it.
Btw, what happened to Jeff?
He’s on a vacation he told me on dc and he’s logged in on org with his computer and he didn’t took it with him then he wasn’t online for a while. But he’s getting back tomorrow I think :feelsokman:
 
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He’s on a vacation he told me on dc and he’s logged in on org with his computer and he didn’t took it with him then he wasn’t online for a while. But he’s getting back tomorrow I think :feelsokman:
@jeff1234 get back Jeff!!!!!!!
 
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Lashes my brows r insanely dense in those pics
Yes you can use but try to get it ONLY on your lashes and not on the fat around the eyes
 
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do roids grow bones and hgh help with height
 
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do roids grow bones and hgh help with height
Of course hgh help with height, that’s the whole point. And hgh can also help with bonemass, roids can too but it isn’t guaranteed
 
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latisse will
oral minox is great but it can cause bloating and overall your body hair will increase too take it into account

Minox topical is great but don’t over do it. Yes if you use too much of Minox it will destroy your collagen, if used properly then not.

It ain’t cope only rosemary is cope. Castor has been helping me so much and the great thing about it is that if you stop the results won’t go away (but you need to be consistent anyway)

Yes it’s called lattise, great results but nuke your eye fat:feelsrope:.

Then use oral minox. But if your scared of the side effects and wanna be safe, then use topical minox ok eyebrows and castor on eyelashes
destroy my already subhuman fatpads. MSM bit c might increase eyelashes
 
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In your case no offense but hardmax is the best way. But if your willing to stay consistent and have good dedication for softmaxxing then I can give you some:
for lower third- masseter hyper trophy
Nose- HYDROCORTISONE and accutane for more slimmer nose.
Eyes- squint maxing basically
Skin- apply moisturizer
And debloat
neck training will ascend him
 
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bones and debloat will fix nasolabial folds
 
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Yeah I never thought it would work but I wanted to know what the actual side effects would be, it makes me sound like a total retard (basically am) but because of how often retards tell others to drink topical minox I wanted to have actual proof to use when advising people against it.
Mf to be able to drink minoxidil u have to measure that shit, you eyeballed that shit and got the dosage of fucking hypertension treatment. 5% minoxidil is 50mg per 1ml, daily dosage is of oral minoxidil is approx 1mg which is litteraly 0.02ml - 2units on 100unit unsuline syringe. If you can’t even measure shit it’s litteraly one drop half of a pea size. At that small dosage the random fillers it has like ethanol are not going to do anything to you, litteraly an orange has more ethanol than 0.02ml of topical minoxidil. Before calling something dangerous you should know the dosage you are taking and not eyeballing fucking heart medication
 
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Can i take 15mg beta carotene for 12 weeks then maintain with 9mg a day?
 
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Can i take 15mg beta carotene for 12 weeks then maintain with 9mg a day?
You can but imo you will look weird beacuse beta carotene make you look orange not tanned
 
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You can but imo you will look weird beacuse beta carotene make you look orange not tanned
Im gonna stack it with astaxanthin, lycopene and lutein(great for eye aesthetics)
 
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You can but imo you will look weird beacuse beta carotene make you look orange not tanned
Also my question was can i take the 15mg of beta carotene for 12weeks and then maintain the results with 9mg daily, or do i need to use 15mg all the time
 
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Not completely. Nasolabial folds are just genetics
bones are genetics JFL. But I understand its malar fat pad distribution on the face.
 
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