In another Galaxy 🛸

[mob477]

Vlorp: Dude I got rejected by Zlacy I’m gonna go Glorpmaxx

Chad Vlorp: Nah brah you need a better Vlorpality, hit the Jym, take a cold glower once in a while, work on your confidence brah!

Vlorp: Oh shit, You right!

17 Solar Cycles later

*Vlorp enters Zlacys Glorpartment*

Vlorp: Hello Zlacy, I worked out and have 175 side hustles and Glorbian hobbies ever since you rejected me, can we Mate now?

*To Vlorps Suprise Zlacy is getting TOPPED by Chad Vlorp*

Chad Vlorp: Oh shit you was not supposed to see this

Vlorp: Nigga what the fuck

 

[mob477]

Can you guys tell I’m bored?

 

[Deleted member 15225]

Fire first thread buddy

 

[Hernan]

40 solar cycles later;

congratulations for having an amazing childhood if you understand this.

 

[mob477]

Fire first thread buddy

More on the way