It is almost Ramadan—a month where Muslimcels indulge in the sin of gluttony and consider it ascetic practice.

[Eternal_]

Did you know that by most studies done with muslimcels, they tend to end up GAINING weight during Ramadan as opposed to the logical inclination being that they would lose weight.

Fasting for muslimcels is supposed to be a shield against sin and as part of an ascetic routine, yet the vast majority eat like absolute pigs during their eating window instead, and dwell in the sin of gluttony for 1 entire month.

It is over, muslimcels. It never even began as a matter of fact.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

who cares blud

 

[try2beme]

who cares blud

This guy dedicates himself to talking about Muslims how is that even fun

 

[try2beme]

Id rather be molested then dedicate my time to this

 

[PseduoAryan]

The same person to deny evolution btw

 

[arabcelxxx]

Idk about those muzzies but I always loose weight during ramadan

 

[PseduoAryan]

Idk about those muzzies but I always loose weight during ramadan

It's your fault for gaining weight during fasting not the faith jfl.

 

[arabcelxxx]

The same person to deny evolution btw

Yes the earth is round, we waz monkes, space is real.
Put the goy studies down

 

[PseduoAryan]

Yes the earth is round, we waz monkes, space is real.
Put the goy studies down

No science for your face

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Yes the earth is round, we waz monkes, space is real.
Put the goy studies down

Are u gonna larp fasting this month ?

 

[arabcelxxx]

Are u gonna larp fasting this month ?

Yes

 

[Eternal_]

The same person to deny evolution btw

We obviously came from fish 6 gorillion years ago that walked out of water to breathe that one day became apes that one day became us.

 

[wsada]

Don't y'all have 40 days where you become vegan lame ahh christian ramadan

 

[arabcelxxx]

Are u gonna larp fasting this month ?

You?

 

[Eternal_]

Bomp for Jesus

 

[Eternal_]

Bomp for awareness

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

its just fun time for beardmaxxers

 

[Eternal_]

Bomp for Jesus

 

[ezio6]

Muslim will not take you to heaven only jesus will

 

[ezio6]

Your good works helping people be a good praywr etc is trash in the eye of god . You cant do anything to gain heaven only believe in jesus is the only way,

You will not be able to stop sinning

 

[Eternal_]

Your good works helping people be a good praywr etc is trash in the eye of god . You cant do anything to gain heaven only believe in jesus is the only way,

You will not be able to stop sinning

Okay but don’t tell people to actively go out and sin. That is completely and utterly ridiculous. You shouldn’t actively encourage sinning

 

[Deleted member 27066]

The same person to deny evolution btw

We wuz monkey and shieet

 

[Eternal_]

We wuz monkey and shieet

We wuz bacteria first n shit. Then we wuz walking fish n shiet

 

[Eternal_]

Bomp

 

[i_love_roosters]

We obviously came from fish 6 gorillion years ago that walked out of water to breathe that one day became apes that one day became us.

Are you being sarcastic

 

[Eternal_]

Are you being sarcastic

How much more obvious can I be

 

[Eternal_]

@yeeyeeslayer

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

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@yeeyeeslayer

ha - ha - ha,
jokes on you, us shia don't believe allah is a physical form like sunnis, and christians and jews (sunni scripture has been influenced alot by jewish and christian fables)

I've considered making an islamic threads series every night in honor of the holy month, discussing the holy prophet and infallible imams, discussing their lives, highlighting their magnanimous characters, the wisdom in their sayings.


showing some of their supplications, speeches, dispelling some misconceptions about about islam through the lens of shiasm (true islam).

Discussing controversial topics, e.g. child marriage, slavery, why islamic countries are 'shitholes' (this one may or may not happen).

i just wanna show people aspects/gems of islam that are lesser known/hidden/only present in shia islam so should non muslims hate or reject islam/the prophet they should at least know more about them and reject them for who/what they truly try are should they do so.

(i should've probably written all this in a thread instead of in a reply to you lol).

 

[6ft6inches]

I might be an outlier here but I lose weight

 

[Chinacurry]

Did you know that by most studies done with muslimcels, they tend to end up GAINING weight during Ramadan as opposed to the logical inclination being that they would lose weight.

Fasting for muslimcels is supposed to be a shield against sin and as part of an ascetic routine, yet the vast majority eat like absolute pigs during their eating window instead, and dwell in the sin of gluttony for 1 entire month.

It is over, muslimcels. It never even began as a matter of fact.

Is Ramadan even a long fast? Like is it more than 18 hours even??

 

[Eternal_]

ha - ha - ha,
jokes on you, us shia don't believe allah is a physical form like sunnis, and christians and jews (sunni scripture has been influenced alot by jewish and christian fables)

I've considered making an islamic threads series every night in honor of the holy month, discussing the holy prophet and infallible imams, discussing their lives, highlighting their magnanimous characters, the wisdom in their sayings.


showing some of their supplications, speeches, dispelling some misconceptions about about islam through the lens of shiasm (true islam).

Discussing controversial topics, e.g. child marriage, slavery, why islamic countries are 'shitholes' (this one may or may not happen).

i just wanna show people aspects/gems of islam that are lesser known/hidden/only present in shia islam so should non muslims hate or reject islam/the prophet they should at least know more about them and reject them for who/what they truly try are should they do so.

(i should've probably written all this in a thread instead of in a reply to you lol).

Are you fasting nigga? Will you be breaking your fast with a date and camel milk in traditional Muhammadian style or…?

 

[Eternal_]

Is Ramadan even a long fast? Like is it more than 18 hours even??

12 hours a day or so then it’s time to eat a 12 course meal as reward for good ascetic behavior

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Are you fasting nigga?

Yes, I am

Will you be breaking your fast with a date and camel milk in traditional Muhammadian style or…?

Lol yes, but we usually have that as a starter before the main meal to be fair

 

[Eternal_]

Yes, I am

Lol yes, but we usually have that as a starter before the main meal to be fair

Love that for you—Bedouin maxxing brah

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Bedouin maxxing

gotta embrace my roots

 

[Chinacurry]

12 hours a day or so then it’s time to eat a 12 course meal as reward for good ascetic behavior

Yeah I know it's bs especially in Arabic countries where I noticed the cars lined up at kfc and that balik chicken or whatever it's called, waiting for sundown, but I figured if it was a genuine fast it would have health benefits, like if 18 hours or so.

In truth it's just having a normal day for people who skip breakfast or lunch, but with no snacking