It's almost Valentines day

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is this physique naturally attainable ?
 
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All the desperate girls will be out in droves looking to get brutally fucked by the best looking guys they can find

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Meanwhile the good looking slayers have been prepping and gymcelling for this night all year. It will be a clean sweep.



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They will enter the venue and have their pick, some will even take two girls back.

And you?

Almost certainly nothing

The girls who are unable to secure a slayer will go home and swipe Tinder until early dawn

How do I know this?

I'm the one Maherfishing them at 3am
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So you better hear me loud and clear, incel

You're better off staying in, maybe pick out a movie or video game, order some Pajeet food and call it a day


Save yourself the embarrassment


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@AscendingHero

Tales, only cucks and normies are taking their girls out to dinner on Valentines day, Chads and slayers order the girls in like food delivery, noticed single girls don't even want to show their faces on that day, and ofc ugly/average women are also invisible as always
 
@forevergymcelling where you taking your gf for Valentines dinner, mate?
 
Tales, only cucks and normies are taking their girls out to dinner on Valentines day, Chads and slayers order the girls in like food delivery, noticed single girls don't even want to show their faces on that day, and ofc ugly/average women are also invisible as always
We're gonna order some pizza then watch a movie

After the movie we'll hire a part-time jester like @geezcel to come entertain us

@Anstrum95
 
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We're gonna order some pizza then watch a movie

After the movie we'll hire a part-time jester like @geezcel to come entertain us

@Anstrum95
sounds lovely boss
 
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NNOOOO I wish I was a genetically gifted stud Imagine this in the UK...
I am rotting on .me
 
I'm the one Maherfishing them at 3am
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POV: You're a virgin cuck and u are watching ur dream crush get railed by 6'3'+ Chads. Insomnia from watching people sparkle. My instagram and ssnapchat ae full of chads and stacies having fun my age 17-19 year olds in the UK
 
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We're gonna order some pizza then watch a movie

After the movie we'll hire a part-time jester like @geezcel to come entertain us

@Anstrum95
reckon i might have your gaff on my order history for deliveroo
maybe u will receive a special valentines kebab from yours truly
 
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Nigga i have never seen anyone in real life who looks even remotely close to any of thos e pics you posted
 
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I might hang around in some clubs and not drink much. that way I can scoop up desperate LTBs. a little xanax and a couple beers, and its a wrap.
 
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I might hang around in some clubs and not drink much. that way I can scoop up desperate LTBs. a little xanax and a couple beers, and its a wrap.
Friends or alone?
 
All the desperate girls will be out in droves looking to get brutally fucked by the best looking guys they can find

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Meanwhile the good looking slayers have been prepping and gymcelling for this night all year. It will be a clean sweep.



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They will enter the venue and have their pick, some will even take two girls back.

And you?

Almost certainly nothing

The girls who are unable to secure a slayer will go home and swipe Tinder until early dawn

How do I know this?

I'm the one Maherfishing them at 3am
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So you better hear me loud and clear, incel

You're better off staying in, maybe pick out a movie or video game, order some Pajeet food and call it a day


Save yourself the embarrassment


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@AscendingHero
Jfl bro.

Yeah incels here better stay indoors tonight and occupy their time with some cope

@thereallegend wyd
 
Jfl bro.

Yeah incels here better stay indoors tonight and occupy their time with some cope

@thereallegend wyd
i have to wagecuck and it's my ma's bday

i already got mines a couple days ago. blew this girl's back out watching black panther 2 and i'm seeing her again the 18th
 
V-Day is here bros, but you dont have to worry, fellow virgins. You can create an AI waifu to help numb the pain.

 
@David Rothschild @8PSLcel rate that list of guys facially from top to bottom.

Imo: 5, 5, 5.75, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6.5 :Comfy:
 
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@David Rothschild @8PSLcel rate that list of guys facially from top to bottom.

Imo: 5, 5, 5.75, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6.5 :Comfy:
5.25, 5.25, 5.5, 5, 5, 5.5, 6, 5, 5.25, 5.5
 
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You are worse than OF whores spamming their profile links everywhere

What being an ethnic manlet does to a man, lmao
 
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@David Rothschild @8PSLcel rate that list of guys facially from top to bottom.

Imo: 5, 5, 5.75, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6.5 :Comfy:
5

5.5

5.5

5.25

4.75

6

5.5

5

6

5.5
 
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can't believe you gave these aesthetic slayers a 5.5

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and these plain lookin asses 6
NCT
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Also their lower third is out of proportion. Both of them.

They just look low class,

They aint ever gonna model.

The bottom two have sharper more elegant features.
 
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All the desperate girls will be out in droves looking to get brutally fucked by the best looking guys they can find

dina-litovsky-meatpacking-district-summer-photography-lightbox-02.jpg
vegas-nightlife-dress-code.jpg

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Meanwhile the good looking slayers have been prepping and gymcelling for this night all year. It will be a clean sweep.



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They will enter the venue and have their pick, some will even take two girls back.

And you?

Almost certainly nothing

The girls who are unable to secure a slayer will go home and swipe Tinder until early dawn

How do I know this?

I'm the one Maherfishing them at 3am
young-man-bed-couch-home-260nw-342090545.jpg


So you better hear me loud and clear, incel

You're better off staying in, maybe pick out a movie or video game, order some Pajeet food and call it a day


Save yourself the embarrassment


man-is-sitting-on-sofa-and-playing-in-video-game-very-emotional-way.jpg


@AscendingHero
Bookmarked just for the bitches gifs
 
All the desperate girls will be out in droves looking to get brutally fucked by the best looking guys they can find

dina-litovsky-meatpacking-district-summer-photography-lightbox-02.jpg
vegas-nightlife-dress-code.jpg

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Meanwhile the good looking slayers have been prepping and gymcelling for this night all year. It will be a clean sweep.



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They will enter the venue and have their pick, some will even take two girls back.

And you?

Almost certainly nothing

The girls who are unable to secure a slayer will go home and swipe Tinder until early dawn

How do I know this?

I'm the one Maherfishing them at 3am
young-man-bed-couch-home-260nw-342090545.jpg


So you better hear me loud and clear, incel

You're better off staying in, maybe pick out a movie or video game, order some Pajeet food and call it a day


Save yourself the embarrassment


man-is-sitting-on-sofa-and-playing-in-video-game-very-emotional-way.jpg


@AscendingHero
chad cock only
 
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what a thread

I need to make another for this year

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
 
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this post hunts me like my worst nightmare, i’m starving myself until next week.
 
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what a thread

I need to make another for this year

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
nah but like tell me how many girls are ACTUALLY praying for mahers cock when u fish them on valentine’s day night.
 
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nah but like tell me how many girls are ACTUALLY praying for mahers cock when u fish them on valentine’s day night.
I've never actually fished on Valentines day since I spend it with my gf lmao

But on any given weekend, you fire up an OLD app at 3-4am you will match countless girls who have just finished their night out and are looking to fuck. It's so brutal cause it means she deemed every other guy that night unworthy. I've seen this happen with my own eyes too


I also fished the hottest girl at my gym. On her Hinge bio she said she was "looking for a 6'2 gym rat"

She legit gave Maher everything. Treated him like a god. She then said she purposely puts on a bitch face at the gym to discourage guys from approaching her

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