It’s officially joever for me, I eat haram food now

Nope, she wasn't a kid. That is just what schizo sunnis say (unfortunately the overwhelming majority).
She was 9 years old in writing

Classic, either lie or misrepresent

Every. Single. Time.

I didn't know you were amongst this crowd 😢
 
She was 9 years old in writing

Classic, either lie or misrepresent

Every. Single. Time.

I didn't know you were amongst this crowd 😢
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
 
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
You're guessing but you don't have to

It's in the text

You haven't read the text? Or you're lying

So weird.
 
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your right it just says intoxications
Like many things Quran is not consistent about alcohol. : r/exmuslim
I agree, that’s why I don’t feel bad about it.. it is intoxication that is haram. There’s alcohol in basic things like bread, yoghurt and orange juice too, but muzzies will still eat these and drink these regardless of the fact.
That verse was abrogated and alcohol is satanic. This is CLEAR kufr. Goes beyond your hadith denial which is just ignorance.

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Nigga what’s the website to record your voice and put it here :feelswhat:
Vocaroo bluddy

Give ur your indian accent yes saar
 
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What's funny is a kafir trying to decide what an Islamic should follow.
You don't follow anything but your own imagination bluddy, you didn't get that? :lul:

Sorry i like to ragebait Muslims but you're my pal this is not fun anymore :Comfy:
 
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
Are you shia gengar?
 
You don't follow anything but your own imagination bluddy, you didn't get that? :lul:

Sorry i like to ragebait Muslims but you're my pal this is not fun anymore :Comfy:
Well, it won't work on me because I am not your average Islamic. :ogre:
 
Are you shia gengar?
No, I am not Shi'a. I do not have a maddhab I entirely agree with, sadly. I just take a look at a bunch of them and see which ones make the most sense. I am pretty much heretical to the community because of this.
 
Well, it won't work on me because I am not your average Islamic. :ogre:
You're below average Islamic you don't read your own book :feelsuhh:
 
Then stop consuming bread, orange juice and yogurt because there's alcohol in these kind of things too.
Check Pm. You've got such a retarded reductive take on everything.
 
You're below average Islamic you don't read your own book :feelsuhh:
Well, there is the Qur'an which is infallible and there is hadiths, which are hit or miss. As long as you believe in the Qur'an, believe the Prophet was the last of prophets, then you are Islamic.
 
I agree, that’s why I don’t feel bad about it.. it is intoxication that is haram. There’s alcohol in basic things like bread, yoghurt and orange juice too, but muzzies will still eat these and drink these regardless of the fact.
holy cope take nigga
 
Check Pm. You've got such a retarded reductive take on everything.
I'll check it tomorrow! I am going to log off soon. Anyway, in my opinion, as long as something doesn't have the ability to toxicate you (unlike alcoholic drinks and drugs), isn't a problem and I don't feel remotely bad about it. But it could also be that black stain on my heart or whatever. Today the shop ran out of it. I think y'all bhenchods did baddua.
 
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Well, there is the Qur'an which is infallible and there is hadiths, which are hit or miss. As long as you believe in the Qur'an, believe the Prophet was the last of prophets, then you are Islamic.
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
 
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
Low quality ragebait. You're somewhat better with numbers.
 
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
? why the fuck would the quran talk about ayeshas age
 
praying my real life muzzie friends don't see this thread cuz they know i post here
 
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I eat tiramisu, it speaks to my soul. It translates to “pick me up”, and goddamn does this stone cold incel need a pick me up.
I’ll pick you up when you’re in London. Don’t be surprised if you feel something poking you!
 
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I’ll pick you up when you’re in London. Don’t be surprised if you feel something poking you!
Didn't know whether to heart react or JFL. So I did JFL.
 
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Low quality ragebait. You're somewhat better with numbers.
Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
 
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Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
Kafiroid ramblings.
 
Kafiroid ramblings.
This is a new one

Option 1: lie

Option 2: "what exactly do you mean by mature. Who made that definition"

I haven't heard of Option 3 before

Option 3: pick the age you'd prefer and ignore the text
 
This is a new one

Option 1: lie

Option 2: "what exactly do you mean by mature. Who made that definition"

I haven't heard of Option 3 before

Option 3: pick the age you'd prefer and ignore the text
Cool story.
 
astaghfirullah
repent bhai
Allah would not be happy
 
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Didn't know whether to heart react or JFL. So I did JFL.
SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
 
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Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
which book says this?
 
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SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
calm down g
 
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astaghfirullah
repent bhai
Allah would not be happy
All jokes aside.. I don't see it as something I need to repent for. As long as it doesn't have the ability to intoxicate you, it's not a big deal (to me).
 
SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
Disappointing.. I was looking forward to it.
 
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Is there an option 4? :feelswhat:
Yes! Perhaps 5. Maybe MORE! One of them being jihadist mode! Another being acts I am uncomfortable detailing.
 
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All jokes aside.. I don't see it as something I need to repent for. As long as it doesn't have the ability to intoxicate you, it's not a big deal (to me).
i think its supposed to be fine as long as the alcohol content is very low and it doesnt intoxicate you
but theres no such thing as 'to me' when following a religion
you gotta follow what the book says no if, buts or maybe
 
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Disappointing.. I was looking forward to it.
W-WAIT! SIR! C-c-come back. I didn’t mean it. I made a severe c-continuous uh-uhm… lapse! Of uhm… judgement!!! Please just like — uhm… ignore my prior comment!
 
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trust me bro, abu hurayra memorised 6 gorillion hadiths!
He is the father of cats after all. Perhaps he molested them and stole their memory pods. Shrug.
 
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i think its supposed to be fine as long as the alcohol content is very low and it doesnt intoxicate you
but theres no such thing as 'to me' when following a religion
you gotta follow what the book says no if, buts or maybe
Yes, and the book says intoxicate. A tiny amount of alcohol does not intoxicate you. Like I said, there is alcohol in bread too, and you eat that daily probably. So why is that suddenly ok, when both don't intoxicate you?
 
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Yes! Perhaps 5. Maybe MORE! One of them being jihadist mode! Another being acts I am uncomfortable detailing.
Muslin scholars literally will defend it in public and its a brutal ordeal to watch :lul:

And @Gengar Just betrays his religion and makes up the number 13

Nigga literally said "no that's wrong, it was probably 13 or 14"

???? Jfl :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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W-WAIT! SIR! C-c-come back. I didn’t mean it. I made a severe c-continuous uh-uhm… lapse! Of uhm… judgement!!! Please just like — uhm… ignore my prior comment!
Okay bhai. :feelshah:
 
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