It’s officially joever for me, I eat haram food now

I’ve been eating food with alcohol in it and the worst part is I’m not feeling bad about it. Truly, I have descended into madness. I just discovered tiramisu. Well, now God has another reason to condemn me to hell.
Bluddy isn't that the religion where the Prophet fucks kids? Over saar :feelswhat:
 
I am not Sunni, although I can be described as Sunni-influenced to some degree, and more specifically the Hanafi maddhab. I grew up with Sunnis and that's why. Although I don't consider myself an actual Sunni because I do not agree with a bunch of things. I agree with some Sunni things, I agree with some Shi'a things and I disagree with some Sunni things and some Shi'a things.
Good morning saar
 
keer de rug toe naar islam, het is geen goede religie bro.
Ik ben het daar niet mee eens! Ik vind alles heel logisch. Ik heb het zelf onderzocht in plaats van alles klakkeloos overnemen zoals meesten dat doen. De islam is perfect. De zogenaamde moslims daarentegen...
 
Bluddy isn't that the religion where the Prophet fucks kids? Over saar :feelswhat:
Nope, she wasn't a kid. That is just what schizo sunnis say (unfortunately the overwhelming majority).
 
Well, according to the scholar I follow (shia) he says:

"All kinds of alcohol (whether extracted from wood or other sources) is pure, not najis. So, the medicines, the perfumes, and the food containing alcohol are pure and can be used. It is also permissible to eat such food if the amount of alcohol is very minute."

I'm assuming you're Sunni. You should check what your scholars from your madhab say.
Ali Ali Ali Ali Abbas Abu Fadl Abu Fadl Abbas
 
Nope, she wasn't a kid. That is just what schizo sunnis say (unfortunately the overwhelming majority).
She was 9 years old in writing

Classic, either lie or misrepresent

Every. Single. Time.

I didn't know you were amongst this crowd 😢
 
She was 9 years old in writing

Classic, either lie or misrepresent

Every. Single. Time.

I didn't know you were amongst this crowd 😢
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
 
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
You're guessing but you don't have to

It's in the text

You haven't read the text? Or you're lying

So weird.
 
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your right it just says intoxications
Like many things Quran is not consistent about alcohol. : r/exmuslim
I agree, that’s why I don’t feel bad about it.. it is intoxication that is haram. There’s alcohol in basic things like bread, yoghurt and orange juice too, but muzzies will still eat these and drink these regardless of the fact.
That verse was abrogated and alcohol is satanic. This is CLEAR kufr. Goes beyond your hadith denial which is just ignorance.

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Nigga what’s the website to record your voice and put it here :feelswhat:
Vocaroo bluddy

Give ur your indian accent yes saar
 
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What's funny is a kafir trying to decide what an Islamic should follow.
You don't follow anything but your own imagination bluddy, you didn't get that? :lul:

Sorry i like to ragebait Muslims but you're my pal this is not fun anymore :Comfy:
 
Kafir/sunni ramblings. She was not a prepubescent kid, if I had to guess.. anywhere between 13 and 19, but not entirely sure which age precisely.
Are you shia gengar?
 
You don't follow anything but your own imagination bluddy, you didn't get that? :lul:

Sorry i like to ragebait Muslims but you're my pal this is not fun anymore :Comfy:
Well, it won't work on me because I am not your average Islamic. :ogre:
 
Are you shia gengar?
No, I am not Shi'a. I do not have a maddhab I entirely agree with, sadly. I just take a look at a bunch of them and see which ones make the most sense. I am pretty much heretical to the community because of this.
 
Then stop consuming bread, orange juice and yogurt because there's alcohol in these kind of things too.
Check Pm. You've got such a retarded reductive take on everything.
 
You're below average Islamic you don't read your own book :feelsuhh:
Well, there is the Qur'an which is infallible and there is hadiths, which are hit or miss. As long as you believe in the Qur'an, believe the Prophet was the last of prophets, then you are Islamic.
 
I agree, that’s why I don’t feel bad about it.. it is intoxication that is haram. There’s alcohol in basic things like bread, yoghurt and orange juice too, but muzzies will still eat these and drink these regardless of the fact.
holy cope take nigga
 
Check Pm. You've got such a retarded reductive take on everything.
I'll check it tomorrow! I am going to log off soon. Anyway, in my opinion, as long as something doesn't have the ability to toxicate you (unlike alcoholic drinks and drugs), isn't a problem and I don't feel remotely bad about it. But it could also be that black stain on my heart or whatever. Today the shop ran out of it. I think y'all bhenchods did baddua.
 
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Well, there is the Qur'an which is infallible and there is hadiths, which are hit or miss. As long as you believe in the Qur'an, believe the Prophet was the last of prophets, then you are Islamic.
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
 
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
Low quality ragebait. You're somewhat better with numbers.
 
The Qur'an is infallible

The book which says Muhammad fucked a nine year old, is infallible, meaning it is unfalsifiable?

So you agree with me?

Make up your mind
? why the fuck would the quran talk about ayeshas age
 
praying my real life muzzie friends don't see this thread cuz they know i post here
 
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I eat tiramisu, it speaks to my soul. It translates to “pick me up”, and goddamn does this stone cold incel need a pick me up.
I’ll pick you up when you’re in London. Don’t be surprised if you feel something poking you!
 
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I’ll pick you up when you’re in London. Don’t be surprised if you feel something poking you!
Didn't know whether to heart react or JFL. So I did JFL.
 
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Low quality ragebait. You're somewhat better with numbers.
Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
 
Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
Kafiroid ramblings.
 
Kafiroid ramblings.
This is a new one

Option 1: lie

Option 2: "what exactly do you mean by mature. Who made that definition"

I haven't heard of Option 3 before

Option 3: pick the age you'd prefer and ignore the text
 
This is a new one

Option 1: lie

Option 2: "what exactly do you mean by mature. Who made that definition"

I haven't heard of Option 3 before

Option 3: pick the age you'd prefer and ignore the text
Cool story.
 
astaghfirullah
repent bhai
Allah would not be happy
 
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Didn't know whether to heart react or JFL. So I did JFL.
SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
 
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Literally says she played with dolls during the same period of time she got molested by Muhammad

And no you don't get to pick and choose which excerpts are true based upon what you'd prefer

Holy :feelsuhh:
which book says this?
 
SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
calm down g
 
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astaghfirullah
repent bhai
Allah would not be happy
All jokes aside.. I don't see it as something I need to repent for. As long as it doesn't have the ability to intoxicate you, it's not a big deal (to me).
 
SIR! T-t-this isn’t funny. A-a-a-anyway. I-I was just joking. Fucking creep! Uhhh… get away from me! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU! UHM… STRANGER!
Disappointing.. I was looking forward to it.
 
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