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Part 1 of the first time i was caught with lifts is here: https://looksmax.org/threads/why-lifts-do-not-work-i-got-caught-with-them-brutal-story.390089/
gonna use this as therapy as i cant afford a therapist and i have no friends or anyone close i can tell this story to.
basically started talking to a tatted bitch on tinder, she had throat, sleeve and other shitty tattoos. face was hot ngl. masculine personality. talked for a bit, had some deep chats about how we want our tattoos removed lol.
then she facetimed me, she was charasmatic af tbh, felt like i was the girl. had a nice chat and she went.
then the next day she asked me to come to her apartment(she had her own place even at 20)
i was nervous af so i got about 4 cans of beer from home to drink on the way
started driving there (30 min drive). i drank about 3.5 cans on the way there but after about 20 minutes i reached a toll road and i realised i didnt have my card or any cash so i was shitting myself as i was drunk af with no money and there was no escape as it was the motorway.
and then as i was getting closer i decided i needed to throw my 0.5 of a can i had left out of the window so they dont catch me with it. but i threw it and it hit the the edge of my window and bounced back in onto my passenger seat and all the beer went everywhere.
so now im really drunk, my car absolutely reeks of beer, and im about to go onto a toll road without any money and theyre gonna stop me and see all of this so i was extremely fucked and scared
but then i got to the toll road and there was another motorway you could get onto just before the toll road (phew)
I got about 5 minutes away from her house, google maps said to turn left . so i turned left. but it meant the second left, and the left i just took, put me back on the motorway going directly back home.
so i thought ok wrong turn, no biggie. but then i watched the 6 minutes on google maps turn to 36 minutes (even longer than it took to get here in the first place)
brutal.
so i just accepted it and drove the extra 36 mins. i called her on the way and told her the story and she thought it was hiliarous(jestermaxxed, winning!)
i pulled up down the road from her place. she met me at my car to walk me back to her place.
she was about 5'8. im 5'4 with 1.5 inch lifts so about 5'5 next to her i felt like a bitch.
i dont even think she mentioned my height at the start surpisingly but we hugged, she seemed happy, and we walked back to her place
then i realised she was literally walking like 10 feet ahead of me whilst we both talked. i think it was so we didnt feel uncomfortable about the height difference
we got in her place, took my shoes off while she was standing up(over) but i was leaning down the entire time so she couldnt see my real height and jumped into her bed.
watched netflix for like 2 hours. she said stuff to me like ' you shouldve told me you were a little man'. kinda hateful height comments. but i said mean things back and we had a nice chat and cuddle other than that.
she also was swipemaxxing on tinder in my face while I was there(never began) and i joined in and started roasting the boys in there with here just to play it off like i wasnt hurt that she was doing that.
she called me a prettyboy at one point which was good but still over cos height > face
took me a while to make the first move as i was a bit shook of her masculinity and the fact a 7ft german shepherd was in the corner of her room looking like he wanted to kill me for fucking his girl (she seemed like the type to fuck dogs tbh) (dogpill)
she wanked me off while i fingered her, but then she skipped oral and went straight to get me a condom and i said 'why' and she said 'i dont want to catch anything' (brutal)
then she went straight into doggy style position which i thought was a bit unromantic and disrespectful but i did it anyways.
then she rode me and i fucked her quite good ngl and her massive tits in my face were a massive turn on.
she would say shit like 'its so deep' and shed take the entire thing it was hot as fuck ngl.
but then i bust after like 15 minutes and as i busted she said 'DONT BUST' but i did anyway lel.
then we talked for like 2 minutes after banging and she was like 'are you going to go now' and i was thinking like wtf so i started getting ready to go and we carried on speaking.
i also said something about her body not being hourglass shape (she wasnt fat but she didnt have the skinny waist i like) and she said 'young tings?' (she was right, somehow she knew that) but i said nah, just good hourglass shape body.
also right after sex she sperged out ' BEST SEX EVER?' and me reading extreme amount of redpill , i just didnt reply or unenthusiastically, almost sarcastically said yeah, so she didnt get validation lol.
but then she walked me back to my car again which was nice considering she just basically kicked me out (probably for being 5'4) and she walked like 20 steps ahead of me again.
but then we started play fighting near my car, and i did some of my mma moves on her and she seemed to really like/enjoy it but we had to stop as it was like 3am in the morning and loads of houses next to us. and she said i should come again next weekend
i was happy ngl. even tho a 5'8 girl and a 5'4 guy would never work. i wouldnt mind being fwb cos we had good sex and good convo.
she tried to speak to me the next day with basic conversations
but i was kinda autistic at this time as i was on a giga inflamed diet and had stuff wrong with my health at the time. and i read some pua game which said to say to a girl after u met her something along the lines of 'theres just something about you that i really liked but idk what it is, your just different' but then she immediately stopped speaking to me and never spoke to me again.
apart from i hornily messaged her like 2 months later saying 'come have sex with me' and she said 'is this the midget?' and i said 'is this the life ruining neck tats bitch?' and she said 'grow up' and i said 'lol' and i havent spoke to her since.
just seen her new bf on her story on instagram and hes like 6ft, brown hair, white but below average face and seems kinda like a mongole not thugmaxxed like me. brutal.
gonna use this as therapy as i cant afford a therapist and i have no friends or anyone close i can tell this story to.
basically started talking to a tatted bitch on tinder, she had throat, sleeve and other shitty tattoos. face was hot ngl. masculine personality. talked for a bit, had some deep chats about how we want our tattoos removed lol.
then she facetimed me, she was charasmatic af tbh, felt like i was the girl. had a nice chat and she went.
then the next day she asked me to come to her apartment(she had her own place even at 20)
i was nervous af so i got about 4 cans of beer from home to drink on the way
started driving there (30 min drive). i drank about 3.5 cans on the way there but after about 20 minutes i reached a toll road and i realised i didnt have my card or any cash so i was shitting myself as i was drunk af with no money and there was no escape as it was the motorway.
and then as i was getting closer i decided i needed to throw my 0.5 of a can i had left out of the window so they dont catch me with it. but i threw it and it hit the the edge of my window and bounced back in onto my passenger seat and all the beer went everywhere.
so now im really drunk, my car absolutely reeks of beer, and im about to go onto a toll road without any money and theyre gonna stop me and see all of this so i was extremely fucked and scared
but then i got to the toll road and there was another motorway you could get onto just before the toll road (phew)
I got about 5 minutes away from her house, google maps said to turn left . so i turned left. but it meant the second left, and the left i just took, put me back on the motorway going directly back home.
so i thought ok wrong turn, no biggie. but then i watched the 6 minutes on google maps turn to 36 minutes (even longer than it took to get here in the first place)
brutal.
so i just accepted it and drove the extra 36 mins. i called her on the way and told her the story and she thought it was hiliarous(jestermaxxed, winning!)
i pulled up down the road from her place. she met me at my car to walk me back to her place.
she was about 5'8. im 5'4 with 1.5 inch lifts so about 5'5 next to her i felt like a bitch.
i dont even think she mentioned my height at the start surpisingly but we hugged, she seemed happy, and we walked back to her place
then i realised she was literally walking like 10 feet ahead of me whilst we both talked. i think it was so we didnt feel uncomfortable about the height difference
we got in her place, took my shoes off while she was standing up(over) but i was leaning down the entire time so she couldnt see my real height and jumped into her bed.
watched netflix for like 2 hours. she said stuff to me like ' you shouldve told me you were a little man'. kinda hateful height comments. but i said mean things back and we had a nice chat and cuddle other than that.
she also was swipemaxxing on tinder in my face while I was there(never began) and i joined in and started roasting the boys in there with here just to play it off like i wasnt hurt that she was doing that.
she called me a prettyboy at one point which was good but still over cos height > face
took me a while to make the first move as i was a bit shook of her masculinity and the fact a 7ft german shepherd was in the corner of her room looking like he wanted to kill me for fucking his girl (she seemed like the type to fuck dogs tbh) (dogpill)
she wanked me off while i fingered her, but then she skipped oral and went straight to get me a condom and i said 'why' and she said 'i dont want to catch anything' (brutal)
then she went straight into doggy style position which i thought was a bit unromantic and disrespectful but i did it anyways.
then she rode me and i fucked her quite good ngl and her massive tits in my face were a massive turn on.
she would say shit like 'its so deep' and shed take the entire thing it was hot as fuck ngl.
but then i bust after like 15 minutes and as i busted she said 'DONT BUST' but i did anyway lel.
then we talked for like 2 minutes after banging and she was like 'are you going to go now' and i was thinking like wtf so i started getting ready to go and we carried on speaking.
i also said something about her body not being hourglass shape (she wasnt fat but she didnt have the skinny waist i like) and she said 'young tings?' (she was right, somehow she knew that) but i said nah, just good hourglass shape body.
also right after sex she sperged out ' BEST SEX EVER?' and me reading extreme amount of redpill , i just didnt reply or unenthusiastically, almost sarcastically said yeah, so she didnt get validation lol.
but then she walked me back to my car again which was nice considering she just basically kicked me out (probably for being 5'4) and she walked like 20 steps ahead of me again.
but then we started play fighting near my car, and i did some of my mma moves on her and she seemed to really like/enjoy it but we had to stop as it was like 3am in the morning and loads of houses next to us. and she said i should come again next weekend
i was happy ngl. even tho a 5'8 girl and a 5'4 guy would never work. i wouldnt mind being fwb cos we had good sex and good convo.
she tried to speak to me the next day with basic conversations
but i was kinda autistic at this time as i was on a giga inflamed diet and had stuff wrong with my health at the time. and i read some pua game which said to say to a girl after u met her something along the lines of 'theres just something about you that i really liked but idk what it is, your just different' but then she immediately stopped speaking to me and never spoke to me again.
apart from i hornily messaged her like 2 months later saying 'come have sex with me' and she said 'is this the midget?' and i said 'is this the life ruining neck tats bitch?' and she said 'grow up' and i said 'lol' and i havent spoke to her since.
just seen her new bf on her story on instagram and hes like 6ft, brown hair, white but below average face and seems kinda like a mongole not thugmaxxed like me. brutal.
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