Alienmaxxer
That is exactly why humans can never achieve it
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1. Moved to a bigger city alone and got an apartment (with a roommate I don't interact with)
2. Went on a date for the first time (this was terrifying)
3. Released math paper containing new math research
4. Acquired Finasteride
5. Acquired many bottles of chewable Vyvanse (this was a pain in the ass to get)
6. Got Modafinil, Concerta, and Pregab from indiamart
7. Finished half of my postgrad degree, and learned various math subjects (though sadly not straight A's, over)
8. Had sex with three alt girls, one of which was a rich goth stacylite living in a tourist destination, together with various sexual activities with other girls
9. Got old ipad and apple pen to do homework with (this was so useful), also new airpods
10. Learned to cut my own hair (this was scary af)
11. Watched hundreds of movies, dozens and dozens of TV shows
12. Baggy jeans fashionmaxx and cool belts (this took a lot of confidence to start doing unironically), green t-shirt strat (read below)
13. Contingency plans for future career (this was hard af to come up with, had to take mushrooms to have enough emotional realization)
14. Learned how to invest
15. Wrote a shit load of essays on different topics for myself
16. Learned how to self-dye my hair
17. Got better at drawing plants (fun pastime)
18. Learned how to use Claude Pro (giga OP)
19. Found frizz eliminating curly hair routine, I never have frizz anymore (ts actually works)
20. TA'd for the first time (pretty cool)
21. Networked at a career fair (needed pregab for this lowkey)
22. Super cool phone case and room decorations (I chose red colourway a few years ago and could never find a good case for it, room decorations come from book of paintings)
23. Quit caffeine (warning you will get headaches and feel like shit for a bit due to bodily response to adenosine previously being blocked by the caffeine)
Idk if this is all, I didn't include things that were just handed to me or ended up being failures
2. Went on a date for the first time (this was terrifying)
3. Released math paper containing new math research
4. Acquired Finasteride
5. Acquired many bottles of chewable Vyvanse (this was a pain in the ass to get)
6. Got Modafinil, Concerta, and Pregab from indiamart
7. Finished half of my postgrad degree, and learned various math subjects (though sadly not straight A's, over)
8. Had sex with three alt girls, one of which was a rich goth stacylite living in a tourist destination, together with various sexual activities with other girls
9. Got old ipad and apple pen to do homework with (this was so useful), also new airpods
10. Learned to cut my own hair (this was scary af)
11. Watched hundreds of movies, dozens and dozens of TV shows
12. Baggy jeans fashionmaxx and cool belts (this took a lot of confidence to start doing unironically), green t-shirt strat (read below)
13. Contingency plans for future career (this was hard af to come up with, had to take mushrooms to have enough emotional realization)
14. Learned how to invest
15. Wrote a shit load of essays on different topics for myself
16. Learned how to self-dye my hair
17. Got better at drawing plants (fun pastime)
18. Learned how to use Claude Pro (giga OP)
19. Found frizz eliminating curly hair routine, I never have frizz anymore (ts actually works)
20. TA'd for the first time (pretty cool)
21. Networked at a career fair (needed pregab for this lowkey)
22. Super cool phone case and room decorations (I chose red colourway a few years ago and could never find a good case for it, room decorations come from book of paintings)
23. Quit caffeine (warning you will get headaches and feel like shit for a bit due to bodily response to adenosine previously being blocked by the caffeine)
Idk if this is all, I didn't include things that were just handed to me or ended up being failures
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