listening to mommy asmr will ascend you (not joking).

[Jaotheltn]

Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)

Evidence for Infant-directed Speech Preference Is Consistent Across Large-scale, Multi-site Replication and Meta-analysis - PMC

There is substantial evidence that infants prefer infant-directed speech (IDS) to adult-directed speech (ADS). The strongest evidence for this claim has come from two large-scale investigations: i) a community-augmented meta-analysis of published ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

More than a feeling: Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is characterized by reliable changes in affect and physiology - PMC

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) describes the experience of tingling sensations in the crown of the head, in response to a range of audio-visual triggers such as whispering, tapping, and hand movements. Public interest in ASMR has risen ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[THE ORG OGRE]

im worried that i would get severely addicted to this

 

[Matrix88]

bro watched that death note parody TikTok

 

[Jaotheltn]

bro watched that death note parody TikTok

send the link my curiosity will kill me

 

[slayjazz]

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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)

Evidence for Infant-directed Speech Preference Is Consistent Across Large-scale, Multi-site Replication and Meta-analysis - PMC

There is substantial evidence that infants prefer infant-directed speech (IDS) to adult-directed speech (ADS). The strongest evidence for this claim has come from two large-scale investigations: i) a community-augmented meta-analysis of published ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

More than a feeling: Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is characterized by reliable changes in affect and physiology - PMC

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) describes the experience of tingling sensations in the crown of the head, in response to a range of audio-visual triggers such as whispering, tapping, and hand movements. Public interest in ASMR has risen ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Jaotheltn]

im worried that i would get severely addicted to this

i already am, plus this method can be replaced with an actual woman once you ascend enough

 

[EK0]

Thats right

 

[Matrix88]

send the link my curiosity will kill me

 

[superpoppop]

w reference

 

[Jaotheltn]

holy gold, deathnote is peak

 

[Matrix88]

holy gold, deathnote is peak

My favorite series tbh

Yea call me poser or whatever

 

[Jaotheltn]

My favorite series tbh

Yea call me poser or whatever

na it was like my 2nd anime, plus i love to larp as much as the next person

 

[proxxyy11]

i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah

 

[Matrix88]

i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah

U fr jerk off to ts? Mirin if u do

 

[proxxyy11]

U fr jerk off to ts? Mirin if u do

on god i do, not sure if it's the ones this nigga just sent, but i jerk off to some on ph sometimes. i just listen to that shit, close my eyes, and goon

started doing it after learning that watching porn is bad for ur mental, so i jus wanted something to imagine it better

 

[Matrix88]

on god i do, not sure if it's the ones this nigga just sent, but i jerk off to some on ph sometimes. i just listen to that shit, close my eyes, and goon

started doing it after learning that watching porn is bad for ur mental, so i jus wanted something to imagine it better

I might give it a try

I used to jerk off to my imagination so much when I was in high school. I would imagine myself with a harem of those foids from school

 

[proxxyy11]

I might give it a try

I used to jerk off to my imagination so much when I was in high school. I would imagine myself with a harem of those foids from school

real fucking nigga u ever jerked off in the bathrooms n to foids at ur hs instagrams

 

[rsj]

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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)

Evidence for Infant-directed Speech Preference Is Consistent Across Large-scale, Multi-site Replication and Meta-analysis - PMC

There is substantial evidence that infants prefer infant-directed speech (IDS) to adult-directed speech (ADS). The strongest evidence for this claim has come from two large-scale investigations: i) a community-augmented meta-analysis of published ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

More than a feeling: Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is characterized by reliable changes in affect and physiology - PMC

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) describes the experience of tingling sensations in the crown of the head, in response to a range of audio-visual triggers such as whispering, tapping, and hand movements. Public interest in ASMR has risen ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[AtrophicPyra]

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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)

Evidence for Infant-directed Speech Preference Is Consistent Across Large-scale, Multi-site Replication and Meta-analysis - PMC

There is substantial evidence that infants prefer infant-directed speech (IDS) to adult-directed speech (ADS). The strongest evidence for this claim has come from two large-scale investigations: i) a community-augmented meta-analysis of published ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

More than a feeling: Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is characterized by reliable changes in affect and physiology - PMC

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) describes the experience of tingling sensations in the crown of the head, in response to a range of audio-visual triggers such as whispering, tapping, and hand movements. Public interest in ASMR has risen ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Stole my thread no credits? How dare u, disrespectful faggot

 

[reyik]

goatis also listen to this jfl

 

[AtrophicPyra]

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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)

Evidence for Infant-directed Speech Preference Is Consistent Across Large-scale, Multi-site Replication and Meta-analysis - PMC

There is substantial evidence that infants prefer infant-directed speech (IDS) to adult-directed speech (ADS). The strongest evidence for this claim has come from two large-scale investigations: i) a community-augmented meta-analysis of published ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

More than a feeling: Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is characterized by reliable changes in affect and physiology - PMC

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) describes the experience of tingling sensations in the crown of the head, in response to a range of audio-visual triggers such as whispering, tapping, and hand movements. Public interest in ASMR has risen ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Bro atleast credit Me a lil this is fucked up bro