listening to mommy asmr will ascend you (not joking).

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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

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im worried that i would get severely addicted to this
 
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bro watched that death note parody TikTok
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


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Thats right
 
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My favorite series tbh

Yea call me poser or whatever :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
na it was like my 2nd anime, plus i love to larp as much as the next person
 
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i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah
 
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i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah
U fr jerk off to ts? Mirin if u do
 
U fr jerk off to ts? Mirin if u do
on god i do, not sure if it's the ones this nigga just sent, but i jerk off to some on ph sometimes. i just listen to that shit, close my eyes, and goon

started doing it after learning that watching porn is bad for ur mental, so i jus wanted something to imagine it better
 
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on god i do, not sure if it's the ones this nigga just sent, but i jerk off to some on ph sometimes. i just listen to that shit, close my eyes, and goon

started doing it after learning that watching porn is bad for ur mental, so i jus wanted something to imagine it better
I might give it a try

I used to jerk off to my imagination so much when I was in high school. I would imagine myself with a harem of those foids from school
 
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I might give it a try

I used to jerk off to my imagination so much when I was in high school. I would imagine myself with a harem of those foids from school
real fucking nigga u ever jerked off in the bathrooms n to foids at ur hs instagrams
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


Stole my thread no credits? How dare u, disrespectful faggot:feelscry:
 
goatis also listen to this jfl
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


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Bro atleast credit Me a lil this is fucked up bro:think:
 
What other weird shit have u done?

I used to take creepshots tbh
on god i saw a bitch with the fattest ass at the mall a week ago n i recorded her walking, the video came out shit tho

never doing that creep shit again :lul: it made me sick
 
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on god i saw a bitch with the fattest ass at the mall a week ago n i recorded her walking, the video came out shit tho

never doing that creep shit again :lul: it made me sick
I used to pretend I was in a call, but actually I was just recording those foids
 
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I used to pretend I was in a call, but actually I was just recording those foids
How do u aim the cam down tho im so confused. Like do u put the phone in front of u like ur on speaker and then pan it down a little?
 
Stole my thread no credits? How dare u, disrespectful faggot:feelscry:
bro ong i didnt read anything of urs besides the "just unironically listened to mommy asmr" im not that much of a scrub I always cite my sources brother😭
from what i've seen we're the only two that really have looked into the neurological effects and even physical effects of mommy asmr so we have a common enemy here 🤝
 
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bro ong i didnt read anything of urs besides the "just unironically listened to mommy asmr" im not that much of a scrub I always cite my sources brother😭
from what i've seen we're the only two that really have looked into the neurological effects and even physical effects of mommy asmr so we have a common enemy here 🤝
Yes it’s okay I came to realize I can’t own a topic of claim I was just pissed bec my e2 was low at the time :feelscry:

Ngl keep this gatekept if normies find out abt this it will be a humiliation ritual
 
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Yes it’s okay I came to realize I can’t own a topic of claim I was just pissed bec my e2 was low at the time :feelscry:

Ngl keep this gatekept if normies find out abt this it will be a humiliation ritual
truuu but we're fine forsure brother, most normies think of mommy asmr satirically
 
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i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah
On god, helped me out of a dark time in my life where I was masturbating daily
From my experience it feels like three to four times more validating than fapping to porn, and for longer, so that I would feel clear and energetic as fuck for the next day or two before getting porn brained again
 
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i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah
nah lmaooo i dont use it for that, just for sleep but alekirser could for sure be used as a joi, mo.mmy is a lot more wholesome of a channel but im sure you'd find luck under alekirser's page, especially her tsundere and like weird scenarios she has and shi
 
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got boring after a couple of days
 
got boring after a couple of days
idk, it clicked for me the same way you may be naturally talented at a sport, just felt right and cant stop listening to it now, maybe try different audios/creators and changing your environment
 
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How do u aim the cam down tho im so confused. Like do u put the phone in front of u like ur on speaker and then pan it down a little?
it might be ggs, :feelswhy::lul:
 
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On god, helped me out of a dark time in my life where I was masturbating daily
From my experience it feels like three to four times more validating than fapping to porn, and for longer, so that I would feel clear and energetic as fuck for the next day or two before getting porn brained again
so fucking real. When i jerk off to ts i feel accomplished afterwards bro i dont know how to expain it, and its way more wholesome.

it doesnt make me feel disgusted and dirty like porn. Great source of dopamine
 
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nah lmaooo i dont use it for that, just for sleep but alekirser could for sure be used as a joi, mo.mmy is a lot more wholesome of a channel but im sure you'd find luck under alekirser's page, especially her tsundere and like weird scenarios she has and shi
😂😂😂 im checking them bitches out. Might use ur recs just for sleeping, doesnt sound like a bad idea
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


how about i rape you
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


asmr before sleep has always been peak and now I have an excuse to continue
 
Just wait until you find out about AI gf chatbots
i have started making one in my free time not a chatbot but a live interactive female character ,which can work as a chatbot as well
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


I will be doing this
 
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Mommy asmr is an underrated ascension method that is basically free and available to anyone. Firstly the reason mommy asmr is such a great ascension method is the fact it increases sleep quality greatly, boosts oxytocin levels, and lowers cortisol. As we all know sleep is where 90% of looksmaxxing occurs, bone/height growth, recovery, etc, so adding mommy ASMR to your sleep cycle may greatly benefit the quality of sleep you experience. Listening to it on a consistent enough basis would also condition your brain to associate mommy ASMR and sleep as one, making it easier to fall asleep since I know majority of you sit infront of blue screens 10 hours a day. If your curious as to WHY mommy ASMR specifically, it stems from a biologically wired connection between mother and offspring. Studies on baby directed speech called “motherese” shows that babies naturally pay more attention to slower, gentler, melodic speech patterns compared to normal speech. This applies to people of all ages and not just infants, even adults have these subconscious links that have the power to completely change your sleep and how your nervous system behaves. A few recommendations from yours truly is; @mo.mmy ASMR, and @alekirser, the two goats of mommy asmr both able to be found on Youtube.

TLDR; listening to mommy asmr lowers cortisol, boosts oxytocin, increases sleep quality, indirectly helps skin quality, and recovery

Sources (read if you’re actually interested)


what If it just makes me hard
 
on god i do, not sure if it's the ones this nigga just sent, but i jerk off to some on ph sometimes. i just listen to that shit, close my eyes, and goon

started doing it after learning that watching porn is bad for ur mental, so i jus wanted something to imagine it better
dont worry nigga we believe you :lul::lul::lul:
 
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i unironically jerk off to this shit, glad it's getting the recognition it deserves.

are the recs u gave jois or nah
hullo video is frying me
 
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