Lofap pornmaxxing log

[elfmaxx]

jfl at all you bluepilled no fap no porners I will show you boyos the real way to do things.

I will watch loads of porn daily and release once per week. I will also supplement zinc, cbd, copewakanda and shine red light on my nutsack every morning.
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I will now commence my first porn viewing session.

 

[LegendOfIncel]

 

[elfmaxx]

I feel only negative emotions and I am very unmotivated to do anything, this is probably because I slept all day though.

 

[Deleted member 1106]

 

[elfmaxx]

I'm doing some redlight therapy rn.

 

[elfmaxx]

feeling high energy after the redlight therapy gonna head down to the gym for a 2:30 am gym session

 

[elfmaxx]

I just blew a load so huge it hurt my urethra when it came out. My plan was to make it to 7 days before nutting but I just couldn't hold it any longer smh. I suppose 5 days is better than nothing.
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I will do some redlight therapy & porno viewing then I'll head down to the gym xoxo boom

 

[RedKeyboard]

Elfmaxx, I do not mean to offend, but what is your reasoning for all of this?

Are there supposed to be any benefits to ejaculating once a week, while constantly/daily watching pornography and red light therapy?
Especially before the gym?

 

[Pendejo]

I will watch loads of porn daily and release once per week.

Why the fuck would you watch porn if you are not going to fap?

Just cuck yourself theory tbh.

 

[GoonCel]

 

[elfmaxx]

Elfmaxx, I do not mean to offend, but what is your reasoning for all of this?

Are there supposed to be any benefits to ejaculating once a week, while constantly/daily watching pornography and red light therapy?
Especially before the gym?

Why the fuck would you watch porn if you are not going to fap?

Just cuck yourself theory tbh.

Good point, from now on I'll watch pov porn only. I may even whip out my occulus rift dk2 and watch some vr porn.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Why the fuck would you watch porn if you are not going to fap?

Just cuck yourself theory tbh.

 

[elfmaxx]

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Good point, from now on I'll watch pov porn only. I may even whip out my occulus rift dk2 and watch some vr porn.

 

[Deleted member 685]

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[elfmaxx]

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It's all satire
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[Balkancel]

Porn kills boner power

 

[RedKeyboard]

Good point, from now on I'll watch pov porn only. I may even whip out my occulus rift dk2 and watch some vr porn.

I feel like I was not direct enough. I can understand ejaculating weekly. But why would you ejaculate hours before going to the gym?

Also, why watch porn without fapping/why the red-light therapy?

EDIT: Oh, I just saw what you wrote. If this is actually satire, god-tier (made me fall for it)

 

[elfmaxx]

I feel like I was not direct enough. I can understand ejaculating weekly. But why would you ejaculate hours before going to the gym?

I didn't do it intentionally.

Also, why watch porn without fapping

Steve Jobs practiced semen retention in order to build power and wealth
Our birth control method up to that point was Steve’s coitus interruptus, also called the pull-out method, which for him was about his conserving his energy for work,' she wrote. He explained that he didn't want to climax so he could build 'power and wealth by conserving one’s vital energies.”

why the red-light therapy?

The Promising Evidence of Red and Near Infrared Light Therapy for Increasing Testosterone in Men

What makes a man, a man? That’s a complicated question. But from a purely biological perspective, the answer is simple: the hormone called testosterone. Men generally produce far more testosterone than women. It’s responsible for many of the qualities we consider “manly”—deeper voices, hairy...

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tl;dr to boost my test levels.

 

[TeemoNation]

I try this but it so fucking hard