man I got a massive case of the beer shits that's fucking a nigger up

[bourgeoizyzz]

I mostly attribute it to drinking too much alcohol. Maybe a touch of lactose intolerance or something from drinking Baily's

Worst part is I've been eating a lot of habaneros lately and every round is like blasting liquid fire out my asshole

Why tf does my o-ring have heat receptors?

 

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Just don’t eat manmade plants