>MFW WHEN I FOUND OUT MY ONEITIS HAS A BIDET

[Deleted member 3795]

She just posted a selfie of her in the bathroom on Instagram and she has a bidet. They're not the standard here, which means that she specifically had hers installed in her bathroom.
I was doing well with NoFap for the first few days, kinda fucked up yesterday by looking at porn but this is the final nail in the coffin.

FUKCKCKC i'm just imagining her bending over it with her big ass, exposing her shit-stained asshole and letting it get blasted with a cold geyser.
I am literally shaking right now out of excitement.

 

[Deleted member 2846]

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[Deleted member 3795]

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It's over

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Alesund]

She's getting her asshole nicely cleaned for all the tall roided prettyboys she's fucking rn. Also, she feels disgusted imagining you holding her hand.

 

[BigBiceps]

FUKCKCKC i'm just imagining her bending over it with her big ass, exposing her shit-stained asshole and letting it get blasted with a cold geyser.
I am literally shaking right now out of excitement.

 

[Petsmart]

wtf i wish this thread had zero replies so i’d never have clicked on it

 

[Chadelite]

All Muslims have a bidet bucket jfl at u dirty whites who only use toilet paper

 

[Ritalincel]

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[middayshowers]

there are some things i wish i could just unread

 

[Got the hunter eyes]

Where are you from?

And jfl in Italy bidets are the norm

 

[Ritalincel]

wtf i wish this thread had zero replies so i’d never have clicked on it

bumo18 minutes ago

 

[didntreadlol]

girls do not shit

 

[Ritalincel]

bumo

 

[Deleted member 3795]

girls do not shit

girls do not shit

Ugly ones probably do

 

[Ritalincel]

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[25thpercentile human]

gamer girl shit water

 

[Marsiere214]

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

People say bidets are good, but it legit shoots the waters so hard at your shit, that the shit particles fly every where and runny shit can get all over you.

Id say flushable baby wipes are better just use em a few times, you can go deep in your asshole

 

[KingOfRome]

>oneitis

 

[Vermilioncore]

My girlfriends azshole I am her personal human bidet

 

[Deleted member 2205]

 

[Deleted member 245]

Weird ass nigga