Mikaela Testa (on OnlyFans) wants an unemployed, 6'+ white man packing at least 7 inches. She's willing to cover his bills and take him on vacation.

[Reckless Turtle]

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Damaged goods, eh?
Skippity skip, even though I fill almost all of the requirements.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Damaged goods, eh?
Skippity skip, even though I fill almost all of the requirements.

Cope

 

[Deleted member 6128]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

this is just female gaslighting nothing new here

 

[Over]

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money to pay for her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

daily reminder whore like this makes your yearly earnings in a week max by doing nothing meanwhile you are a wagiecuck spending 1/3rd of your life in a JOB while she is on Maledives beach.

 

[reborn]

Women want men not taller than themselves but taller than the other men. This is why even short girls want 6 foot+ guys.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

I meet every requirement and am far from being a Chad. Realistically, she's looking for a HTN boyfriend with those stats.

 

[444]

It's kind of odd how every onlyfans girl is a size queen. I mean, at least there are some girls in general who aren't size queens, but every pornstar/onlyfans whore is. Wonder why that is

 

[Reckless Turtle]

daily reminder whore like this makes your yearly earnings in a week max by doing nothing meanwhile you are a wagiecuck spending 1/3rd of your life in a JOB while she is on Maledives beach.

If you meet her requirements you can also be on Maldives beach taking money from her OF simps.

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Women want men not taller than themselves but taller than the other men. This is why even short girls want 6 foot+ guys.

This one understands.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It's kind of odd how every onlyfans girl is a size queen. I mean, at least there are some girls in general who aren't size queens, but every pornstar/onlyfans whore is. Wonder why that is

Why would an OF chick want to make content with a dicklet?

 

[StOverBuddyBoyos]

Damaged goods, eh?
Skippity skip, even though I fill almost all of the requirements.

wow bro you sure showed her what ever will she do now

 

[n0rthface]

Sign me up baby, any man who would rather be a wage slave cuck than be with her is mentally ill and should be euthanised

 

[Deleted member 17578]

If you meet her requirements you can also be on Maldives beach taking money from her OF simps.

She doesn't have her facial-looks requirements in her bio though. 99% of guys that are 6'0+ with 7inch dick are not going to meet her chad-looks requirement.

 

[444]

Why would an OF chick want to make content with a dicklet?

Why not? Is 6 inches considered dicklet? There are normal women who prefer 6 inches, but no onlyfans girls

 

[Over]

If you meet her requirements you can also be on Maldives beach taking money from her OF simps.

nobody on this forum meets her requirements

she has top 0,01% body, literally genetic freak hips and fat deposits, you must be top 0,01% face/body, 6ft+ and 7 inch length (which is top 1% in itself) and don't bother if you're not tera-NT, low inhib as fuck and have some success background too.

 

[Deleted member 21628]

i fit all her requirments

shed love to eat my ass

 

[Reckless Turtle]

She doesn't have her facial-looks requirements in her bio though. 99% of guys that are 6'0+ with 7inch dick are not going to meet her chad-looks requirement.

nobody on this forum meets her requirements

she has top 0,01% body, literally genetic freak hips and fat deposits, you must be top 0,01% face/body, 6ft+ and 7 inch length (which is top 1% in itself) and don't bother if you're not tera-NT, low inhib as fuck and have some success background too.

Garuntee she also requires a 95th+ percentile face but just left that off the list for whatever reason

Mikaela testa bj in snow

Blowjob

cambox.to

 

[StOverBuddyBoyos]

It's kind of odd how every onlyfans girl is a size queen. I mean, at least there are some girls in general who aren't size queens, but every pornstar/onlyfans whore is. Wonder why that is

All girls are size Queens, literally no woman wants a dicklet and if she settles for one she'll inevitably cheat on him.

Why not? Is 6 inches considered dicklet? There are normal women who prefer 6 inches, but no onlyfans girls

6 inches is avg, not dicklet but not big. No woman would choose a 6 over 7 inches

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Garuntee she also requires a 95th+ percentile face but just left that off the list for whatever reason

 

[RAITEIII]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

True. I dont trust pictures anymore because it doesnt reflect what I see irl

 

[444]

All girls are size Queens, literally no woman wants a dicklet

Not wanting a legit small dick doesn't mean size queen.

6 inches is avg, not dicklet but not big. No woman would choose a 6 over 7 inches

I think you're wrong but the difference between 6 and 7 is negligible anyways

 

[thereallegend]

This is the new world order

 

[Over]

lmao okay these guys are complete normies ngl

 

[Mediterranean]

Wants a bf with 7 inches but also wants him to never penetrate her, only eat her out. Women dont know what they want jfl.

Imagine the poor cuck that has to eat her loose pussy so she can profit off you on onlyfans

 

[gribsufer1]

I meet every requirement and am far from being a Chad. Realistically, she's looking for a HTN boyfriend with those stats.

why not jump on that shit u get a stacy that provides for you so ideal

 

[StOverBuddyBoyos]

Not wanting a legit small dick doesn't mean size queen.

Yes it does because to most women avg is small

I think you're wrong but the difference between 6 and 7 is negligible anyways

That's a cope there is a difference between it not just in terms of how it feels in her but also how it looks

 

[Moneymaxerr]

Good thread

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Sign me up baby, any man who would rather be a wage slave cuck than be with her is mentally ill and should be euthanised

Likewise. If you aren't pimping out a girlfriend (or multiple women) on OF and/or an entrepreneur in 2022, you're a loser.

 

[Amnesia]

lmao okay these guys are complete normies ngl

the biggest incel trait is thinking giga stacies only fuck with giga chads

u guys need to realize that really hot girls fuck average dudes all the time

 

[444]

Yes it does because to most women avg is small

That's a cope there is a difference between it not just in terms of how it feels in her but also how it looks

I don't think a one inch difference is very noticeable unless you compare side by side. I think what's more important in being perceived as large or small would have to do with girth, because dicks that are thicker seem shorter than thinner dicks.

the biggest incel trait is thinking giga stacies only fuck with giga chads

u guys need to realize that really hot girls fuck average dudes all the time

 

[Over]

hot girls fuck average dudes

just be average ugly NTmaxxed somewhat tall normie theory

 

[Xangsane]

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

If she wants Chad she'll have to go with Tyrone

 

[Reckless Turtle]

View attachment 1991132
Wants a bf with 7 inches but also wants him to never penetrate her, only eat her out. Women dont know what they want jfl.

Imagine the poor cuck that has to eat her loose pussy so she can profit off you on onlyfans

That's just a "shit test." Women don't care about being eaten out. They want to be told to shut up and bend over (assuming the guy meets her physical requirements).

 

[Deleted member 23017]

This is why I'll never be nice to women. Why be nice and give them free shit if realistically I'm never gonna be hitting her cervix coz she aint attracted to me???

 

[Xangsane]

She wants: 6ft, 7 inches, NEET
Me: 5'9ft, 5.5 inches, wagie

 

[Reckless Turtle]

If she wants Chad she'll have to go with Tyrone

She will go for a medium ugly whitey before Tyrone, as I have already shown evidence for.

 

[Xangsane]

She will go for a medium ugly whitey before Tyrone, as I have already shown evidence for.

She's Australian, what do you expect
It's the land of racists

 

[khvirgin]

That's just a "shit test." Women don't care about being eaten out. They want to be told to shut up and bend over (assuming the guy meets her physical requirements).

What is this cope lol
Yeah and men don't like getting their dicks sucked

 

[Reckless Turtle]

What is this cope lol
Yeah and men don't like getting their dicks sucked

I'm saying that eating a woman out is submissive and that they'd rather be plowed (by a good size). Eating a woman out is a dog's job.

 

[khvirgin]

I'm saying that eating a woman out is submissive and that they'd rather be plowed (by a good size). Eating a woman out is a dog's job.

Spoken like a true virgin

 

[Deleted member 23017]

She's Australian, what do you expect
It's the land of racists

It's racist if it doesn't benefit niggers? Ok, gotcha.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Spoken like a true virgin

 

[Britmaxxer]

whats with the cope? shes got fat tits, a good body, great face. honestly she could be asking for 6’4 plus.

and shes willing to pay for everything. this unironically a more than fair deal.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

great face

 

[Artemis]

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

Good Deal, IMO...

How do I enroll? In my elevator shoes, I am exactly 6'0!

My dick is 6''2, but i can extend with Phallosan...

Then, I have a job, but I will say i don't and just work remote...

So, in essense, I will be fucking her for a year, while she is taking me all around the world with her, and then I will just dump her, and get a more traditional girl

Oh boyo, she is SO DUMB... like anyone gonna truly care about this hooker lol

 

[khvirgin]

Yeah keep getting advices from fictional characters

 

[Artemis]

I'm saying that eating a woman out is submissive and that they'd rather be plowed (by a good size). Eating a woman out is a dog's job.

Damn,

Dogs - Men 1:0

DogPill strikes again...

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Holy fuck If I would have been a chad I would accept it and would live my best live