Mikaela Testa (on OnlyFans) wants an unemployed, 6'+ white man packing at least 7 inches. She's willing to cover his bills and take him on vacation.

[Blackgymmax]

Nowhere does she say "white only" lol?

No curries no blacks, watch her exes, its over

 

[traveler]

Nowhere does she say "white only" lol?

white brah are struggling these days

many are larping as indian males as well

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

u guys need to realize that really hot girls fuck average dudes all the time

cagin at copers that reps this message, yeah keep up the hopium high guys...

 

[Lihito]

I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

 

[Gengar]

No curries no blacks, watch her exes, its over

She’s a degenerate bhai it doesn’t matter.

 

[Gengar]

white brah are struggling these days

many are larping as indian males as well

Never began for curries like me.

 

[lilrope]

Go hit her up

Damaged goods, eh?
Skippity skip, even though I fill almost all of the requirements.

 

[Deleted member 22354]

Which city is her tinder?

 

[Bojack]

Chad just has to show up and gets taken care of by quality female. It's over for incels.

 

[Dystopian]

I'm 6'1 1/10 with 99th frame and 2.45 FWHR, 6.7 x 5.7 and 6.0 basegirth that turns 7.0 x 6.0 midshaft girth when I'm fully erected (I got ED) but I'm not white... And even if I was I would NEVER be the "soulmate" of a midget whore, just imagine my sons being 5'5...........

Yeah sure buddy

 

[Brazitard]

Yeah sure buddy

Keep PROJECTING, white manlet dicklet.

 

[Dystopian]

Keep PROJECTING, white manlet dicklet.

keep barking ethnic shitskin dock let sub 7 inch dick retard tier iq skinnyfat rat
Muh 99 percentile frame pics or fucking cope

 

[Brazitard]

keep barking ethnic shitskin dock let sub 7 inch dick retard tier iq skinnyfat rat
Muh 99 percentile frame pics or fucking cope

Already did a fuckton of threads on my frame, go on my profile and find it for yourself, fucking MANLET motherfucker.

>manlet
>23 bidelt

Stop lying, MANLET SUBHUMAN: you don't even got 20 inch bidelt.

I got 16.9cm zygos and 22 inch bidelt untrained with 19.3 inch biacromial and I DOUBT you have ANYTHING close to 16.9cm zygos, framecel bitch.

 

[Dystopian]

Already did a fuckton of threads on my frame, go on my profile and find it for yourself, fucking MANLET motherfucker.

>manlet
>23 bidelt

Stop lying, MANLET SUBHUMAN: you don't even got 20 inch bidelt.

I got 16.9cm zygos and 22 inch bidelt untrained with 19.3 inch biacromial and I DOUBT you have ANYTHING close to 16.9cm zygos, framecel bitch.

Mogged.

 

[Dystopian]

Already did a fuckton of threads on my frame, go on my profile and find it for yourself, fucking MANLET motherfucker.

>manlet
>23 bidelt

Stop lying, MANLET SUBHUMAN: you don't even got 20 inch bidelt.

I got 16.9cm zygos and 22 inch bidelt untrained with 19.3 inch biacromial and I DOUBT you have ANYTHING close to 16.9cm zygos, framecel bitch.

Already did a fuckton of threads on my frame, go on my profile and find it for yourself, fucking MANLET motherfucker.

>manlet
>23 bidelt

Stop lying, MANLET SUBHUMAN: you don't even got 20 inch bidelt.

I got 16.9cm zygos and 22 inch bidelt untrained with 19.3 inch biacromial and I DOUBT you have ANYTHING close to 16.9cm zygos, framecel bitch.

5’7 70 iq favela dwelling monkey who looks like he stepped out of a sewer thinking he is 6’1 jfl you probably never have visited a doctor and measure with a stadiometer you poor subhuman.

 

[Brazitard]

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Mogged.

Where in the WORLD is this 23 inch bideltoid? NCT lazy eyes? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

POST A FULL FACE PIC, GYMCELLED MANLET COPER, LET'S DO A MOG BATTLE... IF YOU WANT I CAN UPLOAD A VIDEO OF ME MASTURBATING WITH 2 HANDS SO YOU CAN BE DROOLING OVER IT TOO.

 

[Brazitard]

5’7 70 iq favela dwelling monkey who looks like he stepped out of a sewer thinking he is 6’1 jfl you probably never have visited a doctor and measure with a stadiometer you poor subhuman.

Whatever helps you sleep at night... But remember, MANLET: not even being on the tip of your toes while whispering "grow, grow!" will make you 6'1 1/10 morning height like me, SUBHUMAN SHORT LITTLE DICKED "MAN".

 

[Dystopian]

Where in the WORLD is this 23 inch bideltoid? NCT lazy eyes? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

POST A FULL FACE PIC, GYMCELLED MANLET COPER, LET'S DO A MOG BATTLE... IF YOU WANT I CAN UPLOAD A VIDEO OF ME MASTURBATING WITH 2 HANDS SO YOU CAN BE DROOLING OVER IT TOO.

21 unpumped

 

[Dystopian]

Whatever helps you sleep at night... But remember, MANLET: not even being on the tip of your toes while whispering "grow, grow!" will make you 6'1 1/10 morning height like me, SUBHUMAN SHORT LITTLE DICKED "MAN".

I have a bigger dick than you
You are 5’7 muttoid

 

[Dystopian]

Whatever helps you sleep at night... But remember, MANLET: not even being on the tip of your toes while whispering "grow, grow!" will make you 6'1 1/10 morning height like me, SUBHUMAN SHORT LITTLE DICKED "MAN".

>poorcel
>shitskin
>5’7
>Favela dweller
>skinnyfat
>high e
>shit hair
>deformed face
>6 inch dicklet

>thinks he mogs shit

 

[Brazitard]

>poorcel
>shitskin
>5’7
>Favela dweller
>skinnyfat
>high e
>shit hair
>deformed face
>6 inch dicklet

>thinks he mogs shit

Look boios: the MANLET framecel with Napoleonic Complex just confessed he frauds his bideltoid by 2 WHOPPING INCHES!!!

And this pathetic excuse of a man thinks everyone FRAUDS and LIES about themselves like he does!

Is there any plausible justification to be such a sorry individual like this MANLET???

 

[Brazitard]

21 unpumped

I got exactly 55cm or about 22 inch UMPUMPED and after 8 FUCKING YEARS off gym, and YOU think you mog shit?

I can still curl 66lb dumbbells after 8 years without stepping a foot in a gym and I have 15 inch arms + 80 inch wingspan... TALL GENETICS MOG and I'm not even at my peak height as I got several spinal deviations to correct, so keep crying for me while I live RENT FREE in your mind, MANLET FRAMECEL.

 

[Brazitard]

>poorcel
>shitskin
>5’7
>Favela dweller
>skinnyfat
>high e
>shit hair
>deformed face
>6 inch dicklet

>thinks he mogs shit

Keep crying for my 45 inches untrained barrel chest, MANLET FRAMECEL.

 

[Splinter901]

Mikalela testa... is that a mock name of nikola tesla?

 

[Gus17]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

Going by her stats only 0.064% fit her stats excluding the unemployed (most men would drop their jobs to be a sugar baby for a hot chick) and white part. That's 36,000 men out of a potential 164.2 million.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Going by her stats only 0.064% fit her stats excluding the unemployed (most men would drop their jobs to be a sugar baby for a hot chick) and white part. That's 36,000 men out of a potential 164.2 million.

For white men:
6': 80th percentile
7 inches: 92nd percentile

(that's assuming there isn't a correlation between height and dick size among white men)

0.2 * 0.08 = 0.016
0.016 * 100 = 1.6%

 

[Dystopian]

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Keep crying for my 45 inches untrained barrel chest, MANLET FRAMECEL.

30 yr old subhuman crying to a 16 yr old med mogger
My protruding delts give 23 inches when pumped, so it’s not fraud, illiterate sperg

 

[Deleted member 17872]

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Mogged.

Son ur clavicles are average.

 

[Brazitard]

30 yr old subhuman crying to a 16 yr old med mogger
My protruding delts give 23 inches when pumped, so it’s not fraud, illiterate sperg

You don't know how to tell 25 from 30 and I AM the illiterate? Are you sure, faggot?

 

[gsizzle]

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

Where tf did you get white from? JFL at JBW copers

 

[JBcollector]

She is a high tier becky so pretty fair requirements tbh
I think you can get away with 5'11 by lying

 

[JBcollector]

She is a high tier becky so pretty fair requirements tbh I wonder if she would date 30 year plus men
I think you can get away with 5'11 by lying

 

[Amexmaxx]

Stop talking about my gf like that guys

 

[Amexmaxx]

Mikaela testa bj in snow

Blowjob

cambox.to

Proximity pilled

 

[TeenAscender]

And I never will

I need 3 more centimeters for the legendary 6’2 pray my growth plates stay strong for another year or two

 

[Over]

>poorcel
>shitskin
>5’7
>Favela dweller
>skinnyfat
>high e
>shit hair
>deformed face
>6 inch dicklet

>thinks he mogs shit

its over

 

[Dystopian]

its over

View attachment 1999312

Never began for that retard.

 

[cvzvvc]

Just LOL. I mean there are so many reasons to laugh but just LOL. Brutal descension for that one dude. Last dude is definitely posting here

 

[spark]

except there's a tiktok just above you with all her boyfriends and they're all white you subhuman

that proves nothing

 

[MoggerGaston]

Just LOL. I mean there are so many reasons to laugh but just LOL. Brutal descension for that one dude. Last dude is definitely posting here

girl has dated more people than this entire forum combined

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I shall send in my application

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

Damaged goods, eh?
Skippity skip, even though I fill almost all of the requirements.

which one don't you meet

 

[Veganist]

wowowow how dare you have standards as a female?!

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

which one don't you meet

I don't have a soul, I cannot be her soulmate.

 

[flippasav]

daily reminder whore like this makes your yearly earnings in a week max by doing nothing meanwhile you are a wagiecuck spending 1/3rd of your life in a JOB while she is on Maledives beach.

Legend