Mikaela Testa (on OnlyFans) wants an unemployed, 6'+ white man packing at least 7 inches. She's willing to cover his bills and take him on vacation.

Why are they crying over a prostitute. She’s looking for a stud to make vids with, that’s like complaining that BLACKED porn studios only accept BBCs. Low IQ.
 
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Why are they crying over a prostitute. She’s looking for a stud to make vids with, that’s like complaining that BLACKED porn studios only accept BBCs. Low IQ.
Makes sense... didn't think about it tbh :feelsokman:

Indeed, she is probably looking for a guy to perform together...

PS. Though shouldn't she then have more requirements? Like the guy having a ripped body? What's the point of height, if the main qualities of a porn actor are his dick and his body?
 
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The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one
Holy fuck If I would have been a chad I would accept it and would live my best live
The dichotomy of Looksmax.org. Top male models struggle to get unanimous Chad ratings but suddenly a 6' white guy with 7+ inches is Chad.
 
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nobody on this forum meets her requirements

she has top 0,01% body, literally genetic freak hips and fat deposits, you must be top 0,01% face/body, 6ft+ and 7 inch length (which is top 1% in itself) and don't bother if you're not tera-NT, low inhib as fuck and have some success background too.
I meet her requirements you retard
 
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Good looking girl with top tier body and is willing to betabux her bf is looking for someone tall with a big dick

Oh no :soy::soy: This must be stopped:feelswah:
 
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Good looking girl
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The dichotomy of Looksmax.org. Top male models struggle to get unanimous Chad ratings but suddenly a 6' white guy with 7+ inches is Chad.
She just mentions those two cause you can't see them on pictures.

For faces she will swipe left on me lol
 
The dichotomy of Looksmax.org. Top male models struggle to get unanimous Chad ratings but suddenly a 6' white guy with 7+ inches is Chad.
We all know she wants a Chad facially with those stats
 
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cherry picked photo @Reckless Turtle
 
Sex workers are normally with subhumans because Chad will obviously not settle for a whore whose selling herself
 
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daily reminder whore like this makes your yearly earnings in a week max by doing nothing meanwhile you are a wagiecuck spending 1/3rd of your life in a JOB while she is on Maledives beach.
Blame the simps funding these whores lol. Dudes are down bad sending money to bitches you aren't fucking. Jfl at cucks spending entire paychecks on OF girls while she spends the money simping for Chad.
 
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It's kind of odd how every onlyfans girl is a size queen. I mean, at least there are some girls in general who aren't size queens, but every pornstar/onlyfans whore is. Wonder why that is
Because it is much easier to shoot porn scenes when the dude's dick is 7inches +(she means 6+ btw) and also the cucked men who buy her shit like to see big dicks impale a tiny foid lol
 
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Blame the simps funding these whores lol. Dudes are down bad sending money to bitches you aren't fucking. Jfl at cucks spending entire paychecks on OF girls while she spends the money simping for Chad.
the porn isn't even good
 
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I am 6'2 but as I have said many times by now, I'm a very anxious guy.
What do you have to prove to these people? Who cares if they don't believe you, you know what's true. Idgaf if people here don't believe me, I have lived every moment of my life and they haven't even met me, it just doesn't matter what they think.
 
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What do you have to prove to these people? Who cares if they don't believe you, you know what's true. Idgaf if people here don't believe me, I have lived every moment of my life and they haven't even met me, it just doesn't matter what they think.
lmao, I wish it were that easy.
 
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You just need to let go, stop being a slave to validation.
I cannot do that, Harrier.
It's embedded within me to pursue this high of validation, as a thirsty man seeks water.
 
Very brutal
In a sane world some of these Reddit cucks would gear up and beat her to submission out of spite
 
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I meet her requirements you retard
YOU DONT MEET SHIT YOU AUTISTIC BASEMENT DWELLER

TO FUCK THESE KIND OF GIRLS YOU HAVE TO BE HYPER-NT OUTGOING, AND SIŃCE YOU ARE ON THIS FORUM - YOU ARE NOT NT
 
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YOU DONT MEET SHIT YOU AUTISTIC BASEMENT DWELLER

TO FUCK THESE KIND OF GIRLS YOU HAVE TO BE HYPER-NT OUTGOING, AND SIŃCE YOU ARE ON THIS FORUM - YOU ARE NOT NT
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it is over.
 
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May Allah send the most subhuman ugly short obese fat indian with 4"11 height and 3 inch penis to violently rape her and force her to have his 10 subhuman mutt kids ameen.
 
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JUST BE 8x6 BRO

I TOLD YOU
 
Good Deal, IMO...

How do I enroll? In my elevator shoes, I am exactly 6'0!

My dick is 6''2, but i can extend with Phallosan...

Then, I have a job, but I will say i don't and just work remote...

So, in essense, I will be fucking her for a year, while she is taking me all around the world with her, and then I will just dump her, and get a more traditional girl :feelshehe:

Oh boyo, she is SO DUMB... like anyone gonna truly care about this hooker lol :feelskek:
thoughts on phallosan?
 
Will 6.5'' girth compensate for 6'' length? I wanna apply.
 
Why are they crying over a prostitute. She’s looking for a stud to make vids with, that’s like complaining that BLACKED porn studios only accept BBCs. Low IQ.
imagine the smell of her bare feet and wet anus in doggy style face down ass up, holy fuck
 
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May Allah send the most subhuman ugly short obese fat indian with 4"11 height and 3 inch penis to violently rape her and force her to have his 10 subhuman mutt kids ameen.
Mashallah
 
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Good Deal, IMO...

How do I enroll? In my elevator shoes, I am exactly 6'0!


elevator shoes is not part of ur genetics, every guy fits the height requirement then if they wear elevator shoes
 
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Jfl no idea why you guys are worked up over this? She has a 99.5 percentile tier body. She can afford standards.

Her bio and requirements are no different from the average becky and landwhale. The most brutal part of hypergamy is that every girl wants the same man. A 5/10 thinks she is entitled to a male model chad
 
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thoughts on phallosan?
It works.

I grew 0.5cm length in 500 hours. Then got tired though. It is really painful and uncomfortable.IN order to grow, you need the Plus version, and a lot of tension, until you feel pain.
 
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elevator shoes is not part of ur genetics, every guy fits the height requirement then if they wear elevator shoes
How does it matter though?

No one gives a shit about genetics basically. It is about reproduction/getting social benefits.

If you don't have the genes, fraud them. It gives access to pussy, and to an improvement in QOL. that's pretty much it. :feelsokman:
 
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It works.

I grew 0.5cm length in 500 hours. Then got tired though. It is really painful and uncomfortable.IN order to grow, you need the Plus version, and a lot of tension, until you feel pain.
I don't remember what the norm was, I think 3000 hours for an inch or something? That's like wearing it for 9 hours daily for a year. Which sounds brutal but I'd have done it if the results were sure which they unfortunately aren't. Imagine having this thing eating your dick out for a whole year and then only gaining 0.7cm :feelswhy: sounds like something that would happen to me
 
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How does it matter though?

No one gives a shit about genetics basically. It is about reproduction/getting social benefits.

If you don't have the genes, fraud them.
It gives access to pussy, and to an improvement in QOL. that's pretty much it. :feelsokman:
I will claim 6'6 then :oops: cus when I wear those shoes I will be that tall
 
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she’s sexy, chad is her looksmatch @Matthias8272
 
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Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

:redpill: copers on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:






What a disgusting toilet with no moral values or respect. I guess the jews won
 
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