Most embarassing erection of my life

[Warlow]

About 30 minutes before my evolution course today, I rummaged through my cabinets for my daily batch of vitamin d3 supplements. As I was walking to class I noticed my dick was for some reason still hard, now typically my dick will get hard at random as that's just science, but by the time I got to class the shit was still hard.

I soon came to a horrifying realization that the pills I ingested were not D3 capsules but my mogger Cialis pills. Add on top of this I'm on no fap and no underwear and the whole class ould soon realize I had a raging hard-on in a science class of all places. So I did some quick thinking to try and get my dick to cool off: I thought of people I love dying(didn't work), I thought of gore(didn't work), I even tried answering some of the professor's questions during class(shit still didn't work). So finally a nigga had to take the nuclear route, I started punching my dick for the effects to subside( and I mean I was really beating this shit). All I got was pain and awkward stares, even the professor took a minute to observe the commotion. He asked "Is everything alright" I replied "my dick has been erect now for about an hour and a half "

The nigga legit had me escorted out of the class by campus security where I am facing title IX charges, all of this from a mistake I made while trying to looksmax and now my future is in serious jeopardy.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Rookie mistake.

 

[MrGlutton]

it's over jfl

and d3 supplements are so ideal, just got off of them. they surely work.

 

[DharkDC]

About 30 minutes before my evolution course today, I rummaged through my cabinets for my daily batch of vitamin d3 supplements. As I was walking to class I noticed my dick was for some reason still hard, now typically my dick will get hard at random as that's just science, but by the time I got to class the shit was still hard.

I soon came to a horrifying realization that the pills I ingested were not D3 capsules but my mogger Cialis pills. Add on top of this I'm on no fap and no underwear and the whole class ould soon realize I had a raging hard-on in a science class of all places. So I did some quick thinking to try and get my dick to cool off: I thought of people I love dying(didn't work), I thought of gore(didn't work), I even tried answering some of the professor's questions during class(shit still didn't work). So finally a nigga had to take the nuclear route, I started punching my dick for the effects to subside( and I mean I was really beating this shit). All I got was pain and awkward stares, even the professor took a minute to observe the commotion. He asked "Is everything alright" I replied "my dick has been erect now for about an hour and a half "

The nigga legit had me escorted out of the class by campus security where I am facing title IX charges, all of this from a mistake I made while trying to looksmax and now my future is in serious jeopardy.

Way 2 sexy

 

[Deleted member 8244]

About 30 minutes before my evolution course today

damn bro, you evolved an erection

 

[gamma]

Teenagers in highschool are already taking drugs for erectile dysfunction, usually used by 70 yo spicy granpa

How these teens can't even get hard? I blame xenoestrogens

 

[Tyronecell]

Teenagers in highschool are already taking drugs for erectile dysfunction, usually used by 70 yo spicy granpa

How these teens can't even get hard? I blame xenoestrogens

Dopamine fried from too much porn, probably

 

[germanlooks]

Tales from the mental asylum

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Teenagers in highschool are already taking drugs for erectile dysfunction, usually used by 70 yo spicy granpa

How these teens can't even get hard? I blame xenoestrogens

Its porn

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Add on top of this I'm on no fap and no underwear

 

[Entschuldigung]

Once a guy got hard during a presentation and it was so embarrassing, he noticed and everyone noticed too
but he was trying to hide anyways

 

[Bobelbrah]

it's over jfl

and d3 supplements are so ideal, just got off of them. they surely work.

What's the big deal with d3, relating to looksmaxxing?

 

[MrGlutton]

What's the big deal with d3, relating to looksmaxxing?'

increases testosterone

 

[Bobelbrah]

increases testosterone

Sweet. How much d3 for getting the effects? I am on 2000 iu at the moment.

 

[MrGlutton]

Sweet. How much d3 for getting the effects? I am on 2000 iu at the moment.

5k should be good 4 you

just dont over do it though, take breaks.

 

[Bobelbrah]

5k should be good 4 you

just dont over do it though, take breaks.

Why breaks though? Don't you want to keep up the test levels constantly?

 

[MrGlutton]

Why breaks though? Don't you want to keep up the test levels constantly?

test levels dont fall down so fast tbhh

 

[Bobelbrah]

test levels dont fall down so fast tbhh

So is it only to avoid overdosing the d3 then? Anyhow, gonna start poping 'em pills

 

[MrGlutton]

ya, you can experience side effects, depending on your body.

d3 stays in the body for 15 days, by then your body will be half depleted of it.

 

[Deleted member 14303]

Over if you don’t wake up with a boner every day

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

nice larp haha you entertained some 13 year olds on the internet

 

[Deleted member 12002]

About 30 minutes before my evolution course today, I rummaged through my cabinets for my daily batch of vitamin d3 supplements. As I was walking to class I noticed my dick was for some reason still hard, now typically my dick will get hard at random as that's just science, but by the time I got to class the shit was still hard.

I soon came to a horrifying realization that the pills I ingested were not D3 capsules but my mogger Cialis pills. Add on top of this I'm on no fap and no underwear and the whole class ould soon realize I had a raging hard-on in a science class of all places. So I did some quick thinking to try and get my dick to cool off: I thought of people I love dying(didn't work), I thought of gore(didn't work), I even tried answering some of the professor's questions during class(shit still didn't work). So finally a nigga had to take the nuclear route, I started punching my dick for the effects to subside( and I mean I was really beating this shit). All I got was pain and awkward stares, even the professor took a minute to observe the commotion. He asked "Is everything alright" I replied "my dick has been erect now for about an hour and a half "

The nigga legit had me escorted out of the class by campus security where I am facing title IX charges, all of this from a mistake I made while trying to looksmax and now my future is in serious jeopardy.

I've never got embarrassed by it. I just walk around and pretend like I don't have a boner.

 

[studiocel]

Teenagers in highschool are already taking drugs for erectile dysfunction, usually used by 70 yo spicy granpa

How these teens can't even get hard? I blame xenoestrogens

Its cause of finasteride