Mum caught me masturbating in the nude last night

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I was about to go to bed ready for another shift but I couldn't stop thinking about my new girlfriend in a sexual manner... I dreamt about making love to her while whispering sweet nothings in her ear, caressing her soft, warm skin, stroking her hair, kissing her all over her body tenderly and gently eating out her lady parts. And of course I masturbated to these lewd thoughts.
I came pretty hard and loud too; my mind was so focused on the orgasm. But just before I came I heard some footsteps and suddenly after that it got brighter. Turned out....

My mum barged in my room. Turned the lights on and saw me naked. Yes I realised at the end she also watched me orgasm.

Naked, all sweaty with cum resting on the crevices of my now toned chest and abs. (yes, I've been gymcelling even more and those calipers told me I'm now at like 12% bf.) the cum was also leaking down my cock and balls...

Not to mention I let off a load the size of a full bathtub.

My face turned red upon the revelation my mum watched my masturbate hard... I told her to leave the room but she just stood there, face red, not knowing what to say.

BRB, roping :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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sounds like a hentai plot tbh
 
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Am I fucked?
 
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how do you not have a lock on ur door. arent u like 22yo or something.

fuck living at home honestly, 0 privacy from those oldcel cunts.
 
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how do you not have a lock on ur door. arent u like 22yo or something.

fuck living at home honestly, 0 privacy from those oldcel cunts.
Honestly I live at home because I'm trying to save up money before I move out...

There aren't any locks on my door, nope...
 
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And I'm 23, so not far off.
 
Her brain probably froze at that moment that's why she stood there.
 
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what happened after?
 
what happened after?
1633355001504
 
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Honestly I live at home because I'm trying to save up money before I move out...

There aren't any locks on my door, nope...
do your parents not even knock on your door before coming in?

get a lock on ur door
 
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do your parents not even knock on your door before coming in?

get a lock on ur door
I asked her in the morning why she barged in and she said "I heard a male voice screaming as if he were in danger, was hurt or dying so I ran to see if he's okay"
 
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Faggot, I literally got 2nd hand embarrassment from this shit :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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I asked her in the morning why she barged in and she said "I heard a male voice screaming as if he was in danger, was hurt or dying so I ran to see if he's okay"
How loud was that gay porn u were watching?
 
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I got hard reading this😳
 
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I also had to quickly run to the bathroom to clean myself up out of embarrassment.

This morning my mum commented on how "peachy and smooth" my ass was, like two fluffy bread rolls and how I looked so innocent.
 
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I asked her in the morning why she barged in and she said "I heard a male voice screaming as if he were in danger, was hurt or dying so I ran to see if he's okay"
Faggot, I literally got 2nd hand embarrassment from this shit :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Thank god i never got caught jfl
 
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„gently“ „lady parts“
Jfl what vocabulary is that
Are you Goethe?
I'm her boyfriend.... I don't want to refer to her vagina as a pussy.
 
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OP is hentai protagonist pilled

mirin
 
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is your mom hot?
 
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I'm her boyfriend.... I don't want to refer to her vagina as a pussy.
Over for you then. You need to swallow the redpill ASAP.
Girls love dirty talk and you are too high inhib to even say the word pussy
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you know what would've happened if you were a Chad:feelshah:
 
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How is this low t
You don’t command respect with the way you type jfl, you just sound completely beta by refusing to say pussy and opting to cringe, redditor tier “lady parts” JFL
 
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you know what would've happened if you were a Chad:feelshah:
Over for boneless psl6cels, I must ascend to psl 6.5 ASAP just to see if I can become a slayer
 
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You don’t command respect with the way you type jfl, you just sound completely beta by refusing to say pussy and opting to cringe, redditor tier “lady parts” JFL
How is this redditor tier?
 
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