Mum caught me masturbating in the nude last night

Whole thread is troll
 
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Xangsane said:
Inexperienced women?
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Yeah but 90% have been hooking up with guys since they are 13. Vanilla romantic sex doesn't make them wet.
 
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germanlooks said:
Source: reddit beta cucks who starfish fuck their wife once every 3 months
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No... Even my mum said women prefer it romantic than degrading.

Chadeep said:
Yeah but 90% have been hooking up with guys since they are 13. Vanilla romantic sex doesn't make them wet.
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My girlfriend has a body count of 1.
 
OP is such an obvious troll now. You actually got me with the girlfriend thread but this one got u busted lol
 
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Xangsane said:
Honestly I live at home because I'm trying to save up money before I move out...

There aren't any locks on my door, nope...
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Why do so many basement-dwelling incelish guys, at or older than 18 years of age, choose to live with their parents? I'd rather live on the streets. The idea of me living with my parents when I’m legally an adult disgusts me.
 
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thecel said:
Why do so many basement-dwelling incellish guys, at or older than 18 years of age, choose to live with their parents? I'd rather live on the streets. The idea of living with my parents as a legal adult disgusts me.
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Saving money to move out.
 
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Bahi wtf:feelskek:.
 
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Xangsane said:
Saving money to move out.
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But why'd you even live with your parents for 1 femtosecond longer than the law requires you to?

Homelessmaxing is better than living with your parents even if it's to save money to move out.
 
thecel said:
Why do so many basement-dwelling incelish guys, at or older than 18 years of age, choose to live with their parents? I'd rather live on the streets. The idea of living with my parents as a legal adult disgusts me.
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What would u do if you don't have money to live alone?
 
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gamma said:
What would u do if you don't have money to live alone?
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Like I said in that post, live in the streets. Homelessmax.

Being homeless at or over 18 is living an "adult life"; living with one's parents at or over 18 is living a "child life." Doesn't matter whether you have a job; parents in your presence equals you're a child, simple as that.

Living with one's parents makes it easier to save up money, but getting away from one's parents is worth trillions.
 
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Ryan said:
Bahi wtf:feelskek:.
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Yeah?

thecel said:
But why'd you even live with your parents for 1 femtosecond longer than the law requires you to?

Homelessmaxing is better than living with your parents even if it's to save money to move out.
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I agree with this, but I just think it's better to have a roof over your head.
 
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Did she think she was seeing an irl pornstar masturbating live in front of her?
 
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This is why I love this site.
 
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Xangsane said:
I am, I'm her boyfriend now.
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Why, even after she had sex outside of marriage in her pervious relationship. What makes you think this is someone that has enough integrity to stay monogamous with you?
 
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I was waiting for the incestuous sex with hot curvy mommy, 2/10 fic
 
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maxxedfalloutdweller said:
Why, even after she had sex outside of marriage in her pervious relationship. What makes you think this is someone that has enough integrity to stay monogamous with you?
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She's okay to have sex in a committed ltr. I'm okay with that if it was a failed ltr.
 
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Xangsane said:
She's okay to have sex in a committed ltr. I'm okay with that if it was a failed ltr.
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Wait how long did her previous relationship last?
 
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Haven said:
Wait your girlfriend is a guy?
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No, she's a girl. That psl 4 guy was her former boyfriend. He cheated on her with a staceylite.
 
Xangsane said:
No, she's a girl. That psl 4 guy was her former boyfriend. He cheated on her with a staceylite.
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Wtf is happening in this autistic thread insanely autistic even i cant handle whit this much autism
 
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Haven said:
Wtf is happening in this autistic thread insanely autistic even i cant handle whit this much autism
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I described what happened to me last night and the morning after when my mum caught me naked in bed fapping with cum all over my abs and chest.
 
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Xangsane said:
I also had to quickly run to the bathroom to clean myself up out of embarrassment.

This morning my mum commented on how "peachy and smooth" my ass was, like two fluffy bread rolls and how I looked so innocent.
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Ok jfl this is definitely a copypasta
 
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Nah its legit
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Dude dump that girl and get a virgin gf

If you are a virgin too you want that moment to be special share it with someone that can relate to you.
 
maxxedfalloutdweller said:
Dude dump that girl and get a virgin gf

If you are a virgin too you want that moment to be special share it with someone that can relate to you.
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The only virgin girls I know are Muslim girls who are forced to marry within their religion. These girls are often full Pakistani. This girl is half Muslim Indian but her mum is a little more lax (but still religious) compared to other Muslim parents. She is not a Muslim herself.

Some of my family are Muslims on the Lebanese side (Christians too) but that's it. I don't practice any faith.
 
Why did u not get her to clean it up
 
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The only virgin girls I know are Muslim girls who are forced to marry within their religion. These girls are often full Pakistani. This girl is half Muslim Indian but her mum is a little more lax (but still religious) compared to other Muslim parents. She is not a Muslim herself.

Some of my family are Muslims on the Lebanese side (Christians too) but that's it. I don't practice any faith.
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Find a way to make it happen
 
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