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We have allll had some crazy gym experience in our life..
So this thread is exactly for this! Lets all share our crazy gym experiences!
I'll start!
But to make it interesting i will do a veryyyy long one!
I walked into the gym
I had been watching motivational videos for three hours before coming.
Today was different.
Today I was going to become the man EVERY WOMAN WILL WANT!
I wore my tightest compression shirt, even though I had nothing to compress. (It was baggy)
I walked past the treadmill section and immediately saw her.
Blonde. Nike pros. Drinking water.
She was doing hip thrusts.
I knew she was doing them for attention.
I walked past her three times to establish dominance.
On the fourth walk by I made eye contact.
She looked away.
She was nervous.
I walked over.
“Hey.”
“Hi?”
“Do you need a spot?”
She looked at the empty barbell.
“I’m not lifting right now.”
I nodded.
“Right."
She's Testing my confidence.
She put her headphones back in.
I walked away.
No problem.
Phase one complete.
The Bench Press Incident
I loaded 20 kg on each side.
The bar was already heavy, but I knew she was somewhere behind me.
I lay down.
Started pressing.
One rep.
Two reps.
Three reps.
I heard someone walking nearby.
I immediately added another 20 kg plate.
This was a mistake.
I unracked the bar.
It descended toward my chest at the speed of a collapsing building.
I tried to push it up.
Nothing.
I tried again.
Nothing.
My arms were shaking.
I could see her in the mirror.
She was talking to her friend.
Probably about me.
I shouted:
“SPOT!”
A massive guy came over.
“Bro, you good?”
“Yeah, I got it.”
“Do you?”
“YES.”
He lifted the bar off me.
I sat up.
My face was red.
He looked at the plates.
“That’s a lot of weight for you.”
I wiped sweat off my forehead.
“I’m cutting.”
He nodded.
“Okay.”
Then he walked away.
I looked toward her.
She hadn’t even noticed.
The Dumbbell Disaster
I decided to do curls.
Nothing impresses women like arms.
I picked up the 20 kg dumbbells.
Started curling.
My biceps were about to tear.
I looked toward the mirror.
She was standing near the cable machine.
I increased my speed.
Then my right arm gave out.
The dumbbell slipped.
It landed on the floor with a sound that shook the building.
BANG
Everyone turned.
The girl looked over.
I smiled.
“Grip training.”
She nodded awkwardly.
“Okay.”
I could feel my reputation growing.
The Final Encounter
I was leaving the gym when I saw her at the water fountain.
This was my chance.
I walked over.
“Good workout?”
She looked at me.
“Yeah.”
I leaned against the wall.
“You know, most guys here are just trying to impress girls.”
She nodded.
“Okay.”
“But me? I’m different.”
She looked confused.
“I don’t know you.”
I laughed.
“Exactly.”
She put her bottle away.
“I’m going to go.”
I stepped aside.
“Sure.”
She walked out.
I watched her leave.
Then I noticed the gym manager standing behind me.
“Sir, you dropped a dumbbell and nearly crushed yourself on the bench.”
I nodded.
“It’s called progressive overload.”
He stared at me.
“Please don’t come back tomorrow.”
I walked out, devastated...
TL;DR: trucel neet goes to the gym to impress a girl, nearly gets crushed by a bench press, drops a dumbbell, tries to flirt, gets ignored, and gets banned from the gym.
It's your turn now
