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[astatin]

Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!

the most embarassing story of my life!

It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee

Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee

With all my confidence I walked over.

"Hey."

She looked up.
"Hi?"

I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.

"You're pretty."

"Uh, thank you."

I nodded. "I know."

She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"

"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)

She stared at me.

I could tell she was nervous.

Probably never had a man this confident approach her.

"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

"My boyfriend."

I laughed.

"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."

She blinked. "Okay..."

I pulled out my phone.

"What's your Instagram?"

"No, thank you."

I froze.

No, thank you?

Not even a "maybe"?

I smiled because I knew she was testing me.

"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."

She put her headphone back in.

I tapped the table.

"Wait. I'm not done."

She looked at me again.

"Can you please leave me alone?"

At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.

I stood up.

"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."

I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.

Looked in the mirror.

"She fumbled."

I said it out loud.

A guy washing his hands looked at me.

"Bro, are you okay?"

I pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.

I went back to the table to fix the situation.

She was gone.

Her coffee was still there tho

I sat down.

Took one sip.

It was cold.

I whispered:

"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."

That's the end

@Thodian @tansel

Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk

 

[astatin]

Woahhh bro!! Crazy story

What an incel tho!

 

[bigfatuglyc6nt]

TL;DR

 

[astatin]

TL;DR

I had an ego of a chad when i was a lltn and made a joke out of myself

 

[Thodian]

Just by speaking to her and her spit follicles hitting your mouth that’s 1 letter off the KHHV status

 

[kbj]

Tales from agartha

 

[bigfatuglyc6nt]

I had an ego of a chad when i was a lltn and made a joke out of myself

Thank You, yeah sounds like a bad experience

 

[Raison_d'être]

I was 10,
I was on a school trip,
This girl turns around, looks at me for a good 5 seconds,
She asks if she can take a picture of my eyes
She switches seats with my friend who was sitting next to me,
She leans in but she was completely unattractive so I turn my head the other way and I listen to music at a volume that she can clearly hear
I have never interacted with her again

 

[tansel]

do u not use heightboosters lol

 

[astatin]

do u not use heightboosters lol

No i actually tell everyone im shorter than i actually am

 

[astatin]

Just by speaking to her and her spit follicles hitting your mouth that’s 1 letter off the KHHV status

Shieeeettttt

 

[astatin]

Tales from agartha

This is real

 

[PinkJersey]

Actual ropefuel scenario

 

[astatin]

Actual ropefuel scenario

Okay pinkjester i tried....

 

[astatin]

I was 10,
I was on a school trip,
This girl turns around, looks at me for a good 5 seconds,
She asks if she can take a picture of my eyes
She switches seats with my friend who was sitting next to me,
She leans in but she was completely unattractive so I turn my head the other way and I listen to music at a volume that she can clearly hear
I have never interacted with her again

jesus

Ugly girls are worse than ugly men

 

[ImIsaac]

I don't fucking believe your story bro

But ig this one time I had a talking stage going on for 2 months about 2 years ago by now. This one incident I was jerking off late night and she texts me I got annoyed cuz Obv im tryna pleasure myself and I keep getting hit with notifications. Now I jus reply to her with my dick in my hand. Then since my mind isn't thinking straight I hit her up with bullshit like "hey it's opposite day today" and shes likes oh really? I say yeah so you should send me nudes but then get hit back with reality and tell her "but don't since it opposite say ofc loll" and she laughs it off Obv.

I later got to know she did have feelings for me from a mutual friend but since after that she felt weirded out forever. Ngl i was moving crazy back then.

 

[astatin]

I don't fucking believe your story bro

But ig this one time I had a talking stage going on for 2 months about 2 years ago by now. This one incident I was jerking off late night and she texts me I got annoyed cuz Obv im tryna pleasure myself and I keep getting hit with notifications. Now I jus reply to her with my dick in my hand. Then since my mind isn't thinking straight I hit her up with bullshit like "hey it's opposite day today" and shes likes oh really? I say yeah so you should send me nudes but then get hit back with reality and tell her "but don't since it opposite say ofc loll" and she laughs it off Obv.

I later got to know she did have feelings for me from a mutual friend but since after that she felt weirded out forever. Ngl i was moving crazy back then.

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE MY STORY

 

[astatin]

I don't fucking believe your story bro

But ig this one time I had a talking stage going on for 2 months about 2 years ago by now. This one incident I was jerking off late night and she texts me I got annoyed cuz Obv im tryna pleasure myself and I keep getting hit with notifications. Now I jus reply to her with my dick in my hand. Then since my mind isn't thinking straight I hit her up with bullshit like "hey it's opposite day today" and shes likes oh really? I say yeah so you should send me nudes but then get hit back with reality and tell her "but don't since it opposite say ofc loll" and she laughs it off Obv.

I later got to know she did have feelings for me from a mutual friend but since after that she felt weirded out forever. Ngl i was moving crazy back then.

I can relate to this lmao

I used to beg for nudes

 

[PinkJersey]

Okay pinkjester i tried....

Don't worry bro, one time I was trying to hit on a girl at a college party but then became way to ND, and ended up just talking about anti-semitic conspiracy theories and she walked away.
Another time at a party I thought a girl was giving IOI, because we both went to the same gym and thought we were having a good convo, but then when I tried to kiss her she turned around and walked away then reported me to my fraternity and I had to have an awkward convo with the judicial board. I was being a dumby thinking physique halo was gonna make up for being LTN and ND

 

[Raison_d'être]

jesus

Ugly girls are worse than ugly men

I hate them

 

[AryanSchizo]

Imagine reading this

 

[astatin]

Imagine reading this

Arganschizo

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!

the most embarassing story of my life!

It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee

Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee

With all my confidence I walked over.

"Hey."

She looked up.
"Hi?"

I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.

"You're pretty."

"Uh, thank you."

I nodded. "I know."

She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"

"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)

She stared at me.

I could tell she was nervous.

Probably never had a man this confident approach her.

"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

"My boyfriend."

I laughed.

"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."

She blinked. "Okay..."

I pulled out my phone.

"What's your Instagram?"

"No, thank you."

I froze.

No, thank you?

Not even a "maybe"?

I smiled because I knew she was testing me.

"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."

She put her headphone back in.

I tapped the table.

"Wait. I'm not done."

She looked at me again.

"Can you please leave me alone?"

At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.

I stood up.

"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."

I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.

Looked in the mirror.

"She fumbled."

I said it out loud.

A guy washing his hands looked at me.

"Bro, are you okay?"

I pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.

I went back to the table to fix the situation.

She was gone.

Her coffee was still there tho

I sat down.

Took one sip.

It was cold.

I whispered:

"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."

That's the end

@Thodian @tansel

Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk

Tales from Birmingham

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!

the most embarassing story of my life!

It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee

Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee

With all my confidence I walked over.

"Hey."

She looked up.
"Hi?"

I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.

"You're pretty."

"Uh, thank you."

I nodded. "I know."

She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"

"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)

She stared at me.

I could tell she was nervous.

Probably never had a man this confident approach her.

"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

"My boyfriend."

I laughed.

"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."

She blinked. "Okay..."

I pulled out my phone.

"What's your Instagram?"

"No, thank you."

I froze.

No, thank you?

Not even a "maybe"?

I smiled because I knew she was testing me.

"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."

She put her headphone back in.

I tapped the table.

"Wait. I'm not done."

She looked at me again.

"Can you please leave me alone?"

At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.

I stood up.

"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."

I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.

Looked in the mirror.

"She fumbled."

I said it out loud.

A guy washing his hands looked at me.

"Bro, are you okay?"

I pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.

I went back to the table to fix the situation.

She was gone.

Her coffee was still there tho

I sat down.

Took one sip.

It was cold.

I whispered:

"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."

That's the end

@Thodian @tansel

Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk

Worst one I can remember was basically nothing, I was just zoned out at the gym and some lady thought I was glaring at her and got mad.

 

[astatin]

Worst one I can remember was basically nothing, I was just zoned out at the gym and some lady thought I was glaring at her and got mad.

Nigga wtf

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

W thread idea though brah I will be lurking

 

[astatin]

W thread idea though brah I will be lurking

Glag you liked it

 

[tansel]

No i actually tell everyone im shorter than i actually am

lies lmao

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Nigga wtf

Bitch was some 35 year old 5 foot Latina, started lecturing me and I didn’t really know what to do.

 

[astatin]

lies lmao

On god bro i do

I tell everyone i'm 5'6

 

[astatin]

Bitch was some 35 year old 5 foot Latina, started lecturing me and I didn’t really know what to do.

Nigga thats crazy

Was she also wearing nike pros?

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

No i actually tell everyone im shorter than i actually am

W manlet confidence, mirin

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Nigga thats crazy

Was she also wearing nike pros?

I don’t remember but she was shaped like a rectangle, zero curves

 

[astatin]

W manlet confidence, mirin

It's not confidence i'm actually very self aware of my height

I just wan't to see if people still like me when i tell them that i'm that shorf

 

[astatin]

I don’t remember but she was shaped like a rectangle, zero curves

Probably felt good after this

Not a single man staring at her ever

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

It's not confidence i'm actually very self aware of my height

I just wan't to see if people still like me when i tell them that i'm that shorf

Fairs, makes sense, I often don’t round up to 5’9 in casual convo for the same reason even tho I’m right under it

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Probably felt good after this

Not a single man staring at her ever

Juggernaut theory brah, you underestimate how horny men are

 

[astatin]

Juggernaut theory brah, you underestimate how horny men are

What's that?

 

[eology]

Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!

the most embarassing story of my life!

It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee

Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee

With all my confidence I walked over.

"Hey."

She looked up.
"Hi?"

I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.

"You're pretty."

"Uh, thank you."

I nodded. "I know."

She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"

"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)

She stared at me.

I could tell she was nervous.

Probably never had a man this confident approach her.

"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

"My boyfriend."

I laughed.

"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."

She blinked. "Okay..."

I pulled out my phone.

"What's your Instagram?"

"No, thank you."

I froze.

No, thank you?

Not even a "maybe"?

I smiled because I knew she was testing me.

"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."

She put her headphone back in.

I tapped the table.

"Wait. I'm not done."

She looked at me again.

"Can you please leave me alone?"

At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.

I stood up.

"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."

I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.

Looked in the mirror.

"She fumbled."

I said it out loud.

A guy washing his hands looked at me.

"Bro, are you okay?"

I pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.

I went back to the table to fix the situation.

She was gone.

Her coffee was still there tho

I sat down.

Took one sip.

It was cold.

I whispered:

"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."

That's the end

@Thodian @tansel

Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk

my presence in public is automatically embarassing to whoever is around me
idc anymore

 

[tansel]

On god bro i do

I tell everyone i'm 5'6

why?

 

[moonx]

That was funny to read

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

What's that?

The theory states that the most unattractive women receive a surprisingly large amount of attention from men, sometimes more attention than women of average attractiveness. The name of the law derives from the idea that women's attractiveness is 'unstoppable' like a Juggernaut

 

[zennn]

Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!

the most embarassing story of my life!

It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee

Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee

With all my confidence I walked over.

"Hey."

She looked up.
"Hi?"

I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.

"You're pretty."

"Uh, thank you."

I nodded. "I know."

She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"

"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)

She stared at me.

I could tell she was nervous.

Probably never had a man this confident approach her.

"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

"My boyfriend."

I laughed.

"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."

She blinked. "Okay..."

I pulled out my phone.

"What's your Instagram?"

"No, thank you."

I froze.

No, thank you?

Not even a "maybe"?

I smiled because I knew she was testing me.

"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."

She put her headphone back in.

I tapped the table.

"Wait. I'm not done."

She looked at me again.

"Can you please leave me alone?"

At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.

I stood up.

"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."

I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.

Looked in the mirror.

"She fumbled."

I said it out loud.

A guy washing his hands looked at me.

"Bro, are you okay?"

I pointed at him.

"Don't start."

Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.

I went back to the table to fix the situation.

She was gone.

Her coffee was still there tho

I sat down.

Took one sip.

It was cold.

I whispered:

"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."

That's the end

@Thodian @tansel

Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk

on my life that did not happen

 

[astatin]

why?

For the love of the game

 

[astatin]

on my life that did not happen

Yes it did