My dad is a beast

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sørenyuko

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Dude is 5'8" and instead of going for girls shorter than him he chose the 5'11" girl with a wide frame

So now im 6'0" with good clavicles

He was 23 and she was 16
Mirin savage jb slayer mechanics

Though if my mom went for a taller guy i'd be 6'2-6'5" so fuckk
 
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all this just for you to be on org
 
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Dude is 5'8" and instead of going for girls shorter than him he chose the 5'11" girl with a wide frame

So now im 6'0" with good clavicles

He was 23 and she was 16
Mirin savage jb slayer mechanics

Though if my mom went for a taller guy i'd be 6'2-6'5" so fuckk
if your mum went for a taller guy you wouldnt exist brother
 
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iv just posted about mine being fucking retarded
 
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But the alternate me would be taller
there wouldnt be an "alternate you"

maybe there would be an alternate you if your dad fucked another woman but not the otherwise nga, you were a sperm in your dads balls

maybe he shouldve married a smarter woman
 
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there wouldnt be an "alternate you"

maybe there would be an alternate you if your dad fucked another woman but not the otherwise nga, you were a sperm in your dads balls

maybe he shouldve married a smarter woman
Im too tired to debate this shit

just aknowledge your intellectual inferiority and move on
 
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Im too tired to debate this shit

just aknowledge your intellectual inferiority and move on
are you serious? this is like 2th grade knowledge and you dont even know this omg

just rope alr

how did you even live to this age with that brain?
 
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are you serious? this is like 2th grade knowledge and you dont even know this omg

just rope alr

how did you even live to this age with that brain?
Woof woof bark for me little doggy

is this your first day on the internet?

i guess you never encountered a bait that didn't have obvious flashing lights

you got your biology knowledge straight
now you can relax
 
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Woof woof bark for me little doggy

is this your first day on the internet?

i guess you never encountered a bait that didn't have obvious flashing lights

you got your biology knowledge straight
now you can relax
yea yea yea then it becomes bait okey
 
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Dude is 5'8" and instead of going for girls shorter than him he chose the 5'11" girl with a wide frame

So now im 6'0" with good clavicles

He was 23 and she was 16
Mirin savage jb slayer mechanics

Though if my mom went for a taller guy i'd be 6'2-6'5" so fuckk
how did he pull this off what a goat
 
Now thank your parents
 
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