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BOYS.
For those who may not know me:
I'm a French htn who sometimes passes off as chadlite (as decided by members of this forum). I have been living in France from 9 to 18 years old. Despite being quite above average in looks, I had never really kissed a girl. My stats as for three days ago were:
virgin, 0 relationships and only 1 kiss (mtb) in 18 years of living. DESPICABLE.
I moved to the UK for uni two days ago, and am fortunate to be in a really good one. Anyway, it's currently Freshers' Week. This means partying every night, meeting coursemates, having fun, for a whole ass week.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
During my first night clubbing, I made out with three girls, I repeat, THREE GIRLS, IN ONE NIGHT. I danced and made out with a HQNP stacylite (I was her first kiss!!) for two and a half hours!!! Both other girls were htb. THEY ALL APROACHED ME.
During my second night clubbing, yesterday, I made out with two girls, both htb.
It has all become so fucking easy. I walk around the club with my mates to go spotting, and the amount of ioi i get is UNBELIEVABLE. You make eye contact with a girl once, then she dances her way over to you, then starts twerking all over you and engages in the conversation.
THE UK IS EASY MODE. GIRLS DO NOT PLAY HARD TO GET LIKE THEY DO IN FRANCE.
I have made out with 5 girls in the past 60 hours, and I'm going to make out with a lot more this week, as its only tuesday.
I also stole one dudes girl, but in my defence his mtn ass was never gonna conlude with her.
WHAT HAS HELPED ME PULL???
1. Above average looks
2. LOW INHIB (I pulled up kinda drunk to the club every time: pregamed with shots of vodka, pints, jagerbombs, etc)
3. Being confident (no bluepill). I would approach girls and tell them in the ear "you can't dance for shit". I'd wait for their reaction, then say "let me teach you" and start dancing with them (i can't dance for shit either).
4. Being with mates. It lowers your inhib.
5. Acting like a chad. I would sometimes swerve the girls I was kissing, I would call out their flaws (even though they didn't have many. I took the piss out of one girl's ears but instead of getting mad, she mad a sad face, pulled me into her arms, looked me in the eyes and pulled me in for a kiss.)
6. BEING EXOTIC. yes, now that I'm in the UK, I tell girls that I'm French. They fucking love it. I say "sorry if my english is bad, it's because i'm french" (even though my english is flawless). Then they're like "OMG REALLY", and it becomes super easy to conclude. Dude I am not lying. These girls are so fucking easy to get.
There are also so many mid girls that were like "you know you could pull me anytime, right?", "i'd let you ruin my life". But I just escape from them, because I know I can pull htb and stacylite just as easily.
I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DRINKING BTW. I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ACTUALLY THINK.
BOYS. IT IS NOT OVER. I SWEAR. SOFTMAXX AND GO CLUBBING. REFER TO MY 6 POINT LIST AND YOU WILL PULL. DO IT.
On this note, I want to thank every single one you guys. Your advice, ratings and life lessons are what have allowed me to softmax and pull so many girls these last two nights.
I fucking love you all. I am ever so thankful. Guys like enchanted_elixir, Streege, Xangsane, alriodai, etc are fucking amazing.
Thank you for reading
pneumo
For those who may not know me:
I'm a French htn who sometimes passes off as chadlite (as decided by members of this forum). I have been living in France from 9 to 18 years old. Despite being quite above average in looks, I had never really kissed a girl. My stats as for three days ago were:
virgin, 0 relationships and only 1 kiss (mtb) in 18 years of living. DESPICABLE.
I moved to the UK for uni two days ago, and am fortunate to be in a really good one. Anyway, it's currently Freshers' Week. This means partying every night, meeting coursemates, having fun, for a whole ass week.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
During my first night clubbing, I made out with three girls, I repeat, THREE GIRLS, IN ONE NIGHT. I danced and made out with a HQNP stacylite (I was her first kiss!!) for two and a half hours!!! Both other girls were htb. THEY ALL APROACHED ME.
During my second night clubbing, yesterday, I made out with two girls, both htb.
It has all become so fucking easy. I walk around the club with my mates to go spotting, and the amount of ioi i get is UNBELIEVABLE. You make eye contact with a girl once, then she dances her way over to you, then starts twerking all over you and engages in the conversation.
THE UK IS EASY MODE. GIRLS DO NOT PLAY HARD TO GET LIKE THEY DO IN FRANCE.
I have made out with 5 girls in the past 60 hours, and I'm going to make out with a lot more this week, as its only tuesday.
I also stole one dudes girl, but in my defence his mtn ass was never gonna conlude with her.
WHAT HAS HELPED ME PULL???
1. Above average looks
2. LOW INHIB (I pulled up kinda drunk to the club every time: pregamed with shots of vodka, pints, jagerbombs, etc)
3. Being confident (no bluepill). I would approach girls and tell them in the ear "you can't dance for shit". I'd wait for their reaction, then say "let me teach you" and start dancing with them (i can't dance for shit either).
4. Being with mates. It lowers your inhib.
5. Acting like a chad. I would sometimes swerve the girls I was kissing, I would call out their flaws (even though they didn't have many. I took the piss out of one girl's ears but instead of getting mad, she mad a sad face, pulled me into her arms, looked me in the eyes and pulled me in for a kiss.)
6. BEING EXOTIC. yes, now that I'm in the UK, I tell girls that I'm French. They fucking love it. I say "sorry if my english is bad, it's because i'm french" (even though my english is flawless). Then they're like "OMG REALLY", and it becomes super easy to conclude. Dude I am not lying. These girls are so fucking easy to get.
There are also so many mid girls that were like "you know you could pull me anytime, right?", "i'd let you ruin my life". But I just escape from them, because I know I can pull htb and stacylite just as easily.
I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DRINKING BTW. I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ACTUALLY THINK.
BOYS. IT IS NOT OVER. I SWEAR. SOFTMAXX AND GO CLUBBING. REFER TO MY 6 POINT LIST AND YOU WILL PULL. DO IT.
On this note, I want to thank every single one you guys. Your advice, ratings and life lessons are what have allowed me to softmax and pull so many girls these last two nights.
I fucking love you all. I am ever so thankful. Guys like enchanted_elixir, Streege, Xangsane, alriodai, etc are fucking amazing.
Thank you for reading
pneumo