MY LIFEMAXXING PLAN

[CopeAndRope]

Keep crying for accutane side effects soyboy

Totally not worth it when there's a more effective tretinoin cream available.

 

[Deleted member 2095]

Totally not worth it when there's a more effective tretinoin cream available.

Tretinoin creams doesn’t work

 

[psycophsez]

Great post! Gave me some ideas.

Good luck with all your plans though. It's a really long list.

 

[CopeAndRope]

Tretinoin creams doesn’t work

there's no tretinoin for your bones.

 

[satoshisacuck]

how to get tretinonion as canadian

 

[Deleted member 2095]

there's no tretinoin for your bones.

No cream for your face



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[OCDMaxxing]

-DNP. This is the most effective drug on the planet to lose weight, it's also easiest one to kill retards.

Retard spotted. But I'm happy you will fuck up your DNA with this pesticide. Less competition for me.

 

[CopeAndRope]

Retard spotted. But I'm happy you will fuck up your DNA with this pesticide. Less competition for me.

Holy shit, by trying to spot me, you instead spotted yourself as the true retard here.

Did you know DNP can be a neuroprotective? Calling it just a pesticide is so reductive, it can be so many things.

DNP, mitochondrial uncoupling, and neuroprotection: A little dab'll do ya - PubMed

Recent findings have elucidated roles for mitochondrial uncoupling proteins (UCPs) in neuronal plasticity and resistance to metabolic and oxidative stress. UCPs are induced by bioenergetic challenges such as caloric restriction and exercise and may protect neurons against dysfunction and...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Germania]

-Topical Yohimbine HCl, Octopamine HCl, Synephrine. One of the few substances to have been scientifically proven to be effective in localized fat loss. To apply on the hips, love handles or your tits if you fucked up with steroids and now you have gynecomastia.

Are you sure it works? Would be awesome

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Ascension to a chad

 

[OCDMaxxing]

Holy shit, by trying to spot me, you instead spotted yourself as the true retard here.

Did you know DNP can be a neuroprotective? Calling it just a pesticide is so reductive, it can be so many things.

DNP, mitochondrial uncoupling, and neuroprotection: A little dab'll do ya - PubMed

Recent findings have elucidated roles for mitochondrial uncoupling proteins (UCPs) in neuronal plasticity and resistance to metabolic and oxidative stress. UCPs are induced by bioenergetic challenges such as caloric restriction and exercise and may protect neurons against dysfunction and...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

DNP is a pesticide and toxic and breaks down DNA, but again, it is good for me that other looksmaxers are ruining themselves, so godspeed.

 

[ThreadMatters]

this is golden era threads right here

 

[Aspiring Gigachad]

Congrats on posting the most broscience I have ever seen on these boards. Incredible really.

 

[Deleted member 4053]

Congrats on posting the most broscience I have ever seen on these boards. Incredible really.

stfu greycel you don't even have the slightest idea of who copeandrope is

 

[Deleted member 1849]

what happend to op?

 

[Deleted member 4053]

what happend to op?

oldcel got banned for abusing mod powers I think

 

[Incoming]

Fucking legend, part of the reason I joined this forum

 

[ThreadMatters]

Congrats on posting the most broscience I have ever seen on these boards. Incredible really.

stfu <50 reps cell
how you cope when you cant even see all forum
fucking boomer cuck cut the shit and go back where you belong on r/boomers

 

[patricknotstar]

This plan will be divided into 3 main categories: Face, Body & Brain.
I will make no distinction between softmaxxing and hardmaxxing, I think it's pretty easy to spot the difference between applying a cream on the face and a chin wing osteotomy, jfl. I will also link the tutorials and where to buy the stuff I'm listing where it's possible or legal to do so.

FACE

Skinmaxxing:
-0.1% Tretinoin. [Increases collagen, removes acne, scars & light wrinkles]
-Moisturizer with Aloe vera, Shea butter, Coconut oil. [Keeps the skin hydrated and avoid the skin shedding caused by Tretinoin]
-SPF 100+ Neutrogena. [Protects the skin from the sun's UV rays, especially after Tretinoin make your skin temporarily more susceptible to sunburns]
-Ablative laser/Fractional CO2. [Does what Tretinoin does but in one session and leaves you with red skin of a week or so. The CO2 laser has reduced downtime.]
-Betacarotene from carrots. [Gives healthier, warmer and more attractive skin color than any sunbed session could]
-Professional red light therapy. [It helps with the production of collagen, improves tone and texture of the skin]


Facemaxxing:
-Hyaluronic acid fillers. Short-medium term solution to shape and give more volume to my zygos and consequently straighten my negative ogee curves due to the lack of zygos prominence.
-Oral appliance/palate expander + Facepuller. Long term solution to my flat zygos and negative ogee curves. Once this phase is completed, I will dissolve the hyaluronic acid fillers with an enzyme called Hyaluronidase.
-Upper lip lift + HA fillers to better define the cupid bow.
-Beard transplant. I will remove my useless neckbeard and move it to the patchy spots of my face to create that homogenous Viking beard.
-Light upper blepharoplasty to go from a neutral canthal tilt eye to a positive one.
-Rhinoplasty to straighten the nose.
-Hyo-Neck Lift. Most people think they have fate on their neck, but in reality, they have a very low hyoid bone due to years of incorrect oral posture. This underrated procedure alone can give you the illusion of a more prominent forward growth.

-10-12% body fat. This is the most important one that if not done first can fuck up all the other procedures. When I'm at this level of body fat,my jaw line is ultra defined and my gonial angle is showing off.


BODY

Skinmaxxing:
-Hot saunas + cold showers

Shredmaxxing:
-OMAD protocol. One meal a day where you can eat whatever and how much you want every 24 hours.
-Long water fasts.
-DNP. This is the most effective drug on the planet to lose weight, it's also easiest one to kill retards.
-Topical Yohimbine HCl, Octopamine HCl, Synephrine. One of the few substances to have been scientifically proven to be effective in localized fat loss. To apply on the hips, love handles or your tits if you fucked up with steroids and now you have gynecomastia.

Bulkmaxxing:
-Gym
-SARMS
-Swimming


BRAIN

Focusmaxxing:
-Armodafinil. The brand name is Waklert 150mg. Promotes wakefulness, attention, and focus also lifts up your mood.
-Caffeine.

Sexdrivemaxxing: Problems with your erections because you're too used to cuckold interracial midget tranny gangrape porn?!
-Noporn. Porn is degenerate, it will saturate and desensitize your dopamine receptors, and over time you'll need more perverted categories to get off. Stop watching it now.
-Cordyceps Synensis. Mushrooms that boost your immune system and gives you higher libido.
-Chaga. Another mushroom that boosts your immune system.
-Tongkat Ali. A Chinese herb, one of the only legit natural testosterone boosters.
-Ashwagandha. It's an adaptogen that helps the body to manage stress and anxiety. and we all know how anxiety can kill an erection.
-Cabergoline. The brand name is cabgolin. It reduces the prolactin hormone and increases dramatically libido.

Low-inhibitmaxxing:
-Cabergoline. The brand name is cabgolin. This drug can also really make you ultra-low inhibit. Use it your own risk.
-Propranolol. The brand name is ciplar. This drug is used to shut down the amygdala so that your brain can't recall the emotional stimuli to a specific memory. This means you can disrupt the reconsolidation of traumatic memories and overcome them by reliving them without the emotional stimuli attached to them. E.g. An arachnophobic can touch a real non-venomous spider or a realistic fake one and not go into shock. After this, you need at least a good 8 hours of sleep to completely detach the old traumatic emotion from the visual cue. This drug is very popular among pussy public speakers that shit themselves at the idea of talking to large crowds.

Dopaminemaxxing:
-Noporn again.
-No social media.
-Install chrome extension called DF (distraction-free) YouTube where you can disable comments and recommended videos.
-Dopamine fasts + meditation. Where you spend 24 hours with no visual/audio stimuli.

Astralmaxxing:
-LSD/Shrooms.
-Meditations.

Great post OP , I’ve got a similar plan but with some variations

 

[Chad69]

This deserves a bump and a tag in best of best @her