my mother noticed my implants jfl

[herring]

me: get infraorbital rim implants

roommate: didn't notice jack shit
father: didn't notice jack shit

mother:
what happened to your eyes? (literally 3s after entering the room)

jfl i told her i ran against the door and am suffering from swelling but she replied with "why are both of the places under your eyes equally swollen?" jfl jfl
that women onto me

i just told her to stop overthinking it and left, fuck she will probably start asking further questions later, she might even start touching my "swelling" and realize its literally solid PEEK implant material jfl

fuuuuk all i can hope for is that she gets mere exposed to my new face and eventually forgets about my old one

"just tell her bro" yeah not happening

 

[Danish_Retard]

Meanwhile my mum can barely recognise me. Having a parent with facial blindness is a blessing tbh.

 

[xanny]

mogger

 

[one job away]

Meanwhile my mum can barely recognise me. Having a parent with facial blindness is a blessing tbh.

cope. She doesn’t have facial blindness. She just wants to forget you

 

[BearBoy]

its over for this chechen nigga once his dad finds out

@Birdcell @SMESH @Baldingman1998

 

[Birdcell]

its over for this chechen nigga once his dad finds out

@Birdcell @SMESH @Baldingman1998

Scientifically confirmed vaynakhs have the best Orbitals in the world , idk why he doesn't have it

 

[Deleted member 15577]

its over for this chechen nigga once his dad finds out

@Birdcell @SMESH @Baldingman1998

Fuuaark this nigga Chechen?

Del gersht dolt

 

[Chadethnic101]

me: get infraorbital rim implants

roommate: didn't notice jack shit
father: didn't notice jack shit

mother:
what happened to your eyes? (literally 3s after entering the room)

jfl i told her i ran against the door and am suffering from swelling but she replied with "why are both of the places under your eyes equally swollen?" jfl jfl
that women onto me

i just told her to stop overthinking it and left, fuck she will probably start asking further questions later, she might even start touching my "swelling" and realize its literally solid PEEK implant material jfl

fuuuuk all i can hope for is that she gets mere exposed to my new face and eventually forgets about my old one

"just tell her bro" yeah not happening

How are they looking bro?

 

[bogii]

why you don't tell them? i couldn't care less if I told my parents and they wouldn't like it

 

[herring]

How are they looking bro?

god tier ascended me hard, still far from chad but much less rapey and aspie looking

 

[herring]

pics soon

 

[BearBoy]

@herring What u think ur dad gonna do if he finds out you did face surgery

 

[herring]

@herring What u think ur dad gonna do if he finds out you did face surgery

nobody is gonna find out i got this

honestly since i don't have stereotypically chechen muslim strict parents, i would be fine unironically

 

[metagross]

So where did you get your surgery?

 

[AlexBrown84]

pics soon

Please @ me when you do. I need this for my subhuman monster face and eye area

 

[AlexBrown84]

And you spent $13,000 on implants but still live with parents? xD

 

[oatmeal]

cant wait until herring is immortalized into a forum looks god

 

[herring]

cant wait until herring is immortalized into a forum looks god

i probably need more surgeries for that, infras just made me a stronger high tier normie sadly

 

[oatmeal]

i probably need more surgeries for that, infras just made me a stronger high tier normie sadly

what would u even get now tho

u already have rhino and this.

 

[herring]

what would u even get now tho

u already have rhino and this.

bimax maybe, makeithappen was right about my recession

 

[marken12]

Can you do contact based sports (boxing, etc) if you get this type of implant? Or could it somehow fuck the implant/your face up?

 

[oatmeal]

bimax maybe, makeithappen was right about my recession

id thought it just be like hair transplant or eyebrow transplant

well good luck ig. i will probably do it likewise.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

cope. She doesn’t have facial blindness. She just wants to forget you

sub5 in 2022 = cannot be remembered by women

 

[Deleted member 5180]

Ask her if it looks better. Women are very looks oriented so of course she would notice.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

me: get infraorbital rim implants

roommate: didn't notice jack shit
father: didn't notice jack shit

mother:
what happened to your eyes? (literally 3s after entering the room)

 

[TITUS]

me: get infraorbital rim implants

roommate: didn't notice jack shit
father: didn't notice jack shit

mother:
what happened to your eyes? (literally 3s after entering the room)

jfl i told her i ran against the door and am suffering from swelling but she replied with "why are both of the places under your eyes equally swollen?" jfl jfl
that women onto me

i just told her to stop overthinking it and left, fuck she will probably start asking further questions later, she might even start touching my "swelling" and realize its literally solid PEEK implant material jfl

fuuuuk all i can hope for is that she gets mere exposed to my new face and eventually forgets about my old one

"just tell her bro" yeah not happening

It's possible that your dad and roomate noticed but decided not to tell you anything. Don't be delusional.
Send me pics of before and after, my biggest falio is my undereye support, im considering fillers or implants, or leave it like that who knows.

 

[Pendejo]

Unrelated but how much did your rhinoplasty cost OP?

 

[TITUS]

And how was the whole implant's process?

 

[AlexBrown84]

Can you do contact based sports (boxing, etc) if you get this type of implant? Or could it somehow fuck the implant/your face up?

This

 

[user47283]

me: get infraorbital rim implants

roommate: didn't notice jack shit
father: didn't notice jack shit

mother:
what happened to your eyes? (literally 3s after entering the room)

jfl i told her i ran against the door and am suffering from swelling but she replied with "why are both of the places under your eyes equally swollen?" jfl jfl
that women onto me

i just told her to stop overthinking it and left, fuck she will probably start asking further questions later, she might even start touching my "swelling" and realize its literally solid PEEK implant material jfl

fuuuuk all i can hope for is that she gets mere exposed to my new face and eventually forgets about my old one

"just tell her bro" yeah not happening

how do they look tho

 

[Deleted member 15302]

Please @ me when you do. I need this for my subhuman monster face and eye area

did u get surgery

 

[AlexBrown84]

did u get surgery

No why

 

[Deleted member 15302]

No why

u look more forward maxilla than i remember

 

[Cigarette]

Meanwhile my mum can barely recognise me. Having a parent with facial blindness is a blessing tbh.

damn bro they always tell me how im the prettiest sibling and how it doesn't matter if i fuck up my college grades because i'll be successful with my modeling career

 

[TeenAscender]

most parents honestly would fund their kids plastic surgery tho no?

 

[LooksOrDeath]

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another black guy

 

[LooksOrDeath]

most parents honestly would fund their kids plastic surgery tho no?

unless you're in south Korea, hard no.

 

[AlexBrown84]

u look more forward maxilla than i remember

Just mewing and icing my face

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Just mewing and icing my face

icing?

 

[AlexBrown84]

icing?

Yes it helps get rid of bloat for lower third

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Yes it helps get rid of bloat for lower third

so i should put a boulder of ice on my face to reduce face fat?

 

[AlexBrown84]

so i should put a boulder of ice on my face to reduce face fat?

Yes but not for too long

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Yes but not for too long

I will try this

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

OP can you tag me when you post your infraorbital implant results pls. Actually really wanna see badly jfl