My parents think I have some secret life

[Manletmachine]

They’re like “oh you never tell us anything we know nothing about you” but the reality is they know everything about me. I’m just a rotter loser who does nothing. That’s why I have nothing to say to them.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

they mean this site

 

[Deleted member 25059]

little they know youre just a little loser with no life, who watches movies and his only friend is a german escort enthusiast on an anonymous forum

 

[Manletmachine]

little they know youre just a little loser with no life, who watches movies and his only friend is a german escort enthusiast on an anonymous forum

That’s literally what I said in OP. But I guess ur English is so bad that u didn’t understand it

 

[the BULL]

Go approach girls with expensive Cars and dressed like escorts

 

[Deleted member 25059]

That’s literally what I said in OP. But I guess ur English is so bad that u didn’t understand it

lol if you think i read op

 

[Deleted member 14693]

his only friend is a german escort enthusiast on an anonymous forum

Im not that irish cucks friend, he constantly wants to relate to me by making stuff up about my life, probably to be more similar to him

 

[Pikabro]

Im not that irish cucks friend, he constantly wants to relate to me by making stuff up about my life, probably to be more similar to him

Why can’t everyone online be a rotter like me

 

[Manletmachine]

Why can’t everyone online be a rotter like me

That escortcel is a rotter, he’s on this forum 24/7

 

[Deleted member 25059]

That escortcel is a rotter, he’s on this forum 24/7

@Beastimmung

 

[House Lannister]

SAME JFL

 

[Deleted member 14693]

That escortcel is a rotter, he’s on this forum 24/7

That doesn't mean I never had friends like you

 

[Gonthar]

They’re like “oh you never tell us anything we know nothing about you” but the reality is they know everything about me. I’m just a rotter loser who does nothing. That’s why I have nothing to say to them.

Just tell them you work for a secret agency or something and you aren't allowed to reveal any information about what you do there.

 

[flippasav]

They already know your on here, OP

 

[Pikabro]

That doesn't mean I never had friends like you

I had friends but I was too low IQ to capitalise on them

 

[Manletmachine]

That doesn't mean I never had friends like you

You have me mistaken for @JudgeandJury

 

[Deleted member 14693]

I had friends but I was too low IQ to capitalise on them

Most people lose their friend group after school, its pretty normal tbh.

Friends for life probably build in university or wherever you learn your job, cause your life will go into a similar direction from that point and you won't grow apart as easily.

 

[Manletmachine]

Most people lose their friend group after school, its pretty normal tbh.

Friends for life probably build in university or wherever you learn your job, cause your life will go into a similar direction from that point and you won't grow apart as easily.

Nah friends from your childhood are lifelong

 

[Pikabro]

Most people lose their friend group after school, its pretty normal tbh.

Friends for life probably build in university or wherever you learn your job, cause your life will go into a similar direction from that point and you won't grow apart as easily.

True tbh but I could’ve made some nice memories

 

[Pikabro]

Nah friends from your childhood are lifelong

Given you don’t move out

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Nah friends from your childhood are lifelong

They are, but you rarely meet them so its not really a friendship that benefits you, you might see them again once per year but they won't be your main social circle.

 

[Manletmachine]

They are, but you rarely meet them so its not really a friendship that benefits you, you might see them again once per year but they won't be your main social circle.

True. Over

 

[Bojack]

You have a secret life of shitposting on looksmax

 

[Deleted member 23115]

That’s literally what I said in OP. But I guess ur English is so bad that u didn’t understand it

And he claims to be a judge

 

[Deleted member 2832]

They’re like “oh you never tell us anything we know nothing about you” but the reality is they know everything about me. I’m just a rotter loser who does nothing. That’s why I have nothing to say to them.

My mom thinks I chat with girls (highly wish she says this as a joke) meanwhile I'm browsing some obscure incel forum
who's gonna tell her?

 

[Rimaxtis]

I am batman