Nichemax guide to appeal to hippie girls for the 0.01% of people who care

[TimmyAshan1]

Here’s advice for those who want to nichemax towards hippie/boho girls for festivals. Just some basic nichemaxxing is great to set you apart from the thousands of other 'festival NPCs'. I've already had some hookups myself at festivals with basic nichemaxxing. You don't have to be perfect, but just better than 90% of the 'background NPCs' who show up with dad-bods, boring clothing, zero vibe and look like 'lost tourists'. I would personally consider myself around lltn maybe mltn, but I can still hook up at festivals with these girls even at 25% bodyfat currently.

• Do NOT wear any sort of basic outfits and especially nothing with a logo/brand on it.
• Preferably you want to wear linen. Do NOT buy 'boho clothing' from your H&M or whatever, you want to buy stuff from festival stalls.
• Regarding jewellery, you want to get beads/wristlaces and amulets/necklaces. Make sure that there is synergy/coherence between them. Don't show up with psytrance glow-in-the-dark beads on one arm, a bone/wooden necklace and obsidian beads on your other arm.
• Grow your hair long, at least shoulder-length. If you’re a Norwoodcel like me you can either go for a hair system / wig even if just for festivals (I’ve recently gotten my hair system, I’ll do comprehensive testing at multi-day festivals, but it did survive a single-day festival already) or headwraps/bandanas can work too. If you're going for the bald route, you must have a solid beard to back it up.
• Lean down to 11-12% bodyfat; do not go down to 8-9%. Don't do 'gymbro bulk'. You want to look like you can chop firewood, not like you can benchpress 2x your own bodyweight.
• Barefoot/sandals whenever possible especially at festivals.
• Don't neglect skincare and hydration.
• Learn any sort of flow arts, or at the very least have flowy movement. Poi, flow stars or staff spinning can work wonders.
• Tattoos/piercings help a lot; especially septum piercings and spiritual/abstract tattoos.
• Regarding scent, do not wear any sort of deoderant or axe body spray; use essential oil tinctures. Against sweating, use antiperspirant or something; preferably without any/minimal smell.
• When approaching girls, do NOT open with 'whats your name?' or whatever. You can just directly make eye contact, smile and grab their hand. If you do have to say an opener, keep it more mystical, such as 'whats your element?' or 'are you a witch or fairy?'.
• When dancing, do not go 'frat bro instant grind mode'. Much of grinding/dancing can be extremely sexual, but it's less like 'frat bro dry humping' but more a mix of tantric dance, ecstatic dance, acroyoga and contact improv. Some of those girls can get EXTREMELY sexual on the dancefloor under the guise of 'tantric/spiritual connection'.

Also some slight updates on what I just said after getting some more into the scene

• I've looked at well over 40 hours of festival footage, the vast majority of other guys are NOT moggers at all! Both in looks (many are high bf, poor posture, weak chins/jaw, unremarkable facial features), style (they dress like 'generic normies' with no accessories, put on regular deoderant instead of essential oil tinctures) and behaviour (standing around like passive betas instead of approaching girls directly).
• Ecstatic dance sessions are goldmines for finding girls like this. There is usually a 2:5 M:F ratio, and as long as you dance well (more referring to expressive movement and being in your own element rather than 'being a good dancer'), you will get girls to notice you. And when you dance with girls; you can actually go REALLY crazy with them! I literally had a girl roll on the floor with me while wrestling, playfighting and we eventually made out and did heavy grinding
• Full moon ceremonies/parties are where their craziness is dailed up to 11. Take everything I've said about ecstatic dance, add tiredness and drugs to the mix and their superstition that 'the full moon means that we can go crazy', and you have a recipe for horniness.
• On dating apps like Hinge/Feeld (or IRL) you can literally open with 'Are you a witch, nymph or a fairy? What's your element?', and girls will eat that shit up!
• Not sure if I made this clear, but at festivals many girls will NOT reject you at all; and when they dance with you at 11PM-4AM, they can get really freaky. I literally had a girl put her hands under my shirt, drag me to a nearby bench and 'force' me to massage her and get on top of her while she undressed.

Stuff that matters more than normal in this niche:

• Bodyfat and lean frame: Unlike ‘mainstream chad maxing’, it’s not really that important to be built like a ‘tank’ or anything like that; you want to look like “I can chop firewood for the camp and carry you on my back”. Not “I benchpress 2x my own bodyweight every morning”.
• Eye area / expression: Having positive canthal tilt is great for this niche, but unlike ‘Chad hunter eyes’, you want to have ‘shamanic healer eyes’ here; larger eyes with positive canthal tilt and expressiveness are amazing.
• Skin clarity: You can use retinol and exfoliation to get a ‘glass skin’. But in any case, you do NOT want any sort of blemishes or redness on your skin at all. If you have acne, get it treated ASAP.
• Hair: As I’ve mentioned before, you want to have long healthy hair. This signals “I am not a boring normie” and shows tactile movement. If you are balding, just shave it all off and go for either henna tattoos (to be a ‘grounded mystic’), headwraps to simulate movement or hair systems (I'm still testing to see if they work at festivals; I will update accordingly based on my findings). Dreadlocks extensions can also work, but only really at festivals.
• Vibe / behaviour: This is very difficult to explain, but any sort of ‘alpha bro’ behaviour gets shut down instantly. You want to give the impression that “I am one of you, I understand your world and your ideals”. Not “I am a high status alpha bro and I mog everybody here”.

Stuff that does not matter as much in this niche:

• Height: While being taller is always an advantage, there isn't a major obsession with height here. Ideally 5'10-6'3 is the 'golden zone'. I've actually seen guys get rejected for being too tall in this scene.
• Money: Many of these girls are anti-commercialism and see money as vain. Of course having more money always helps to buy more clothing, tattoos, ect, but being a rich billionaire isn't as big of a deal here.
• Status: This is more with regards to mainstream status. Your amount of instagram followers/likes or whatever does not matter that much. However, your 'in person status' can help a lot. If you're known as 'the guy who helps set up the camp' or 'the guy with the essential oil tinctures', or 'the flow artist', you can still get a boost from that.
• Muscle: I'm not saying that muscle does not matter at all, it obviously helps. However, as I mentioned before these girls do not care too much if you can benchpress 400lbs or not. You'll just look like 'another generic gymbro'.
• Perfect facial symmetry: Of course having better symmetry helps, but having small flaws with regards to your symmetry isn't a major dealbreaker here. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't fix failos (in my case, I had an alar sidewall concavity due to a cleft lip, and I've recently fixed it).

Now, would Chad absolutely mog the entire festival if he did show up? Absolutely! But in my 40 hours of festival footage, I did not see a single Chad, Chadlite or even HTN at all!
Once again, you do NOT need to be a Chad to enter or hook up in this scene at all! As long as you don't come across like 'faking spirituality and lifestyle to get pussy', you'll be fine.

 

[avgsub5human]

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