ZyzzBrah
Confirmed Chad
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Opinions don't belong in looksmaxing section and will result in warnings
just being him is literally everything you need to solve your inceldom.
at this point, i declare Chris Carmack to be attractive to 100% of living females and gay men.
even girls who prefer more dark coloring would have no problem with taking it in the ass from fellow Chris and they'll suddenly forget all the "extremely attractive but not my type of man, i prefer dark hair etc,etc" bullshit
all theorists of this website approve his appearance. whether that be @Nibba and other gymcels or prettyboymaxers, chris carmack has it all. opry/lachowski/gandy and other PSL superheroes are twinks compared to chris, you cant just compare boys with MEN. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE INCEL that finds prime Chris carmack unappealing.
Chris Carmack should be this sites and PSLs new Gandy (LOL @ that ratcel oldcel)
all incels should have a free Chris Carmack face transplant.
Just imagine being thrown in a club full of hot chicks looking like this:
wanna know y he looks the way he does?
because of BONES
BONES ARE EVERYTHING
YOU CANT CHANGE BONE
NOT EVEN WITH SURGERIES
YOURE FUCKED
EVEN THOUGH BONES ARE ONLY 15% OF YOUR BODYWEIGHT
YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING A COUPLE GRAMS OF FACIAL BONES AND A COUPLE OUNCES OF LONG BONE
YOU CAME SO CLOSE
JUST NEEDED ANOTHER 2 OR 3 MILLIMETERS
YOU KEPT SAYING "ILL GROW BONES TOMORROW, ILL BECOME HANDSOME TOMORROW" through your youth
BUT TOMORROW NEVER CAME
NOW YOUR ONEITIS IS GETTING ALL OF HER HOLES DESTROYED BY HUNDREDS OF GUYS WITH MORE BONES THAN YOU
AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
EXCEPT COPE
2019+ IS THE ERA OF BONES. NOT MONEY, NOT STATUS. BITCHES GET ENOUGH OF THAT THROUGH INSTAGRAM
ITS THE YEAR OF THE BONE AND YOU DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
ITS TOO LATE NOW. EVEN IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR BONES
ALL THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY USED UP IN EVERY HOLE AND DEGRADED
YOU NEEDED BONES IN HIGH SCHOOL
***THE BOOK OF LIFE IS WRITTEN IN BONE***
BONES ARE EVERYTHING
YOU CANT CHANGE BONE
NOT EVEN WITH SURGERIES
YOURE FUCKED
EVEN THOUGH BONES ARE ONLY 15% OF YOUR BODYWEIGHT
YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING A COUPLE GRAMS OF FACIAL BONES AND A COUPLE OUNCES OF LONG BONE
YOU CAME SO CLOSE
JUST NEEDED ANOTHER 2 OR 3 MILLIMETERS
YOU KEPT SAYING "ILL GROW BONES TOMORROW, ILL BECOME HANDSOME TOMORROW" through your youth
BUT TOMORROW NEVER CAME
NOW YOUR ONEITIS IS GETTING ALL OF HER HOLES DESTROYED BY HUNDREDS OF GUYS WITH MORE BONES THAN YOU
AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
EXCEPT COPE
2019+ IS THE ERA OF BONES. NOT MONEY, NOT STATUS. BITCHES GET ENOUGH OF THAT THROUGH INSTAGRAM
ITS THE YEAR OF THE BONE AND YOU DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
ITS TOO LATE NOW. EVEN IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR BONES
ALL THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY USED UP IN EVERY HOLE AND DEGRADED
YOU NEEDED BONES IN HIGH SCHOOL
***THE BOOK OF LIFE IS WRITTEN IN BONE***