No amount of looksmaxing will ever make you look like this (its over)

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just being him is literally everything you need to solve your inceldom.

at this point, i declare Chris Carmack to be attractive to 100% of living females and gay men.

even girls who prefer more dark coloring would have no problem with taking it in the ass from fellow Chris and they'll suddenly forget all the "extremely attractive but not my type of man, i prefer dark hair etc,etc" bullshit

all theorists of this website approve his appearance. whether that be @Nibba and other gymcels or prettyboymaxers, chris carmack has it all. opry/lachowski/gandy and other PSL superheroes are twinks compared to chris, you cant just compare boys with MEN. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE INCEL that finds prime Chris carmack unappealing.

Chris Carmack should be this sites and PSLs new Gandy (LOL @ that ratcel oldcel)

all incels should have a free Chris Carmack face transplant.

Just imagine being thrown in a club full of hot chicks looking like this:
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wanna know y he looks the way he does?
because of BONES
BONES ARE EVERYTHING
YOU CANT CHANGE BONE
NOT EVEN WITH SURGERIES
YOURE FUCKED
EVEN THOUGH BONES ARE ONLY 15% OF YOUR BODYWEIGHT
YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING A COUPLE GRAMS OF FACIAL BONES AND A COUPLE OUNCES OF LONG BONE
YOU CAME SO CLOSE
JUST NEEDED ANOTHER 2 OR 3 MILLIMETERS
YOU KEPT SAYING "ILL GROW BONES TOMORROW, ILL BECOME HANDSOME TOMORROW" through your youth
BUT TOMORROW NEVER CAME
NOW YOUR ONEITIS IS GETTING ALL OF HER HOLES DESTROYED BY HUNDREDS OF GUYS WITH MORE BONES THAN YOU
AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
EXCEPT COPE
2019+ IS THE ERA OF BONES. NOT MONEY, NOT STATUS. BITCHES GET ENOUGH OF THAT THROUGH INSTAGRAM
ITS THE YEAR OF THE BONE AND YOU DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
ITS TOO LATE NOW. EVEN IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR BONES
ALL THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY USED UP IN EVERY HOLE AND DEGRADED
YOU NEEDED BONES IN HIGH SCHOOL
***THE BOOK OF LIFE IS WRITTEN IN BONE***
 
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You look like you want to taste his cock ngl
 
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lmao
 
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1E2E46AB DC00 4AB6 82FE 4450CC43EDF7
 
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gonial angle is too low, ideal is 130 degrees, it's over for mew copers and forwards growth copers. Averageness is key.
 
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Lord Chico mogs him oblivion
 
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GaNdY MogS GuYS lIKe ThiS FOr SpoRT
 
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just being him is literally everything you need to solve your inceldom.

at this point, i declare Chris Carmack to be attractive to 100% of living females and gay men.

even girls who prefer more dark coloring would have no problem with taking it in the ass from fellow Chris and they'll suddenly forget all the "extremely attractive but not my type of man, i prefer dark hair etc,etc" bullshit

all theorists of this website approve his appearance. whether that be @Nibba and other gymcels or prettyboymaxers, chris carmack has it all. opry/lachowski/gandy and other PSL superheroes are twinks compared to chris, you cant just compare boys with MEN. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE INCEL that finds prime Chris carmack unappealing.

Chris Carmack should be this sites and PSLs new Gandy (LOL @ that ratcel oldcel)

all incels should have a free Chris Carmack face transplant.

Just imagine being thrown in a club full of hot chicks looking like this:
Abercrombie-Fitch-Picture-Chris-Carmack.jpg
05b559d8b8d684d33b93db4ca30073c5.jpg
tumblr_m3vwlePn5W1qadku2o1_540.jpg
DGbtaKT.jpg
QhPjTAB.jpg


wanna know y he looks the way he does?
because of BONES
BONES ARE EVERYTHING
YOU CANT CHANGE BONE
NOT EVEN WITH SURGERIES
YOURE FUCKED
EVEN THOUGH BONES ARE ONLY 15% OF YOUR BODYWEIGHT
YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING A COUPLE GRAMS OF FACIAL BONES AND A COUPLE OUNCES OF LONG BONE
YOU CAME SO CLOSE
JUST NEEDED ANOTHER 2 OR 3 MILLIMETERS
YOU KEPT SAYING "ILL GROW BONES TOMORROW, ILL BECOME HANDSOME TOMORROW" through your youth
BUT TOMORROW NEVER CAME
NOW YOUR ONEITIS IS GETTING ALL OF HER HOLES DESTROYED BY HUNDREDS OF GUYS WITH MORE BONES THAN YOU
AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
EXCEPT COPE
2019+ IS THE ERA OF BONES. NOT MONEY, NOT STATUS. BITCHES GET ENOUGH OF THAT THROUGH INSTAGRAM
ITS THE YEAR OF THE BONE AND YOU DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
ITS TOO LATE NOW. EVEN IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR BONES
ALL THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY USED UP IN EVERY HOLE AND DEGRADED
YOU NEEDED BONES IN HIGH SCHOOL
***THE BOOK OF LIFE IS WRITTEN IN BONE***
Yeah but I'm mewing and he's not.
 
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Hexum mogs him.
 
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mirin his short forehead because that's the one thing I will never achieve without surgery
 
Chriscarmackin12thgradeyoungphotoschool

Such beautiful bones
Chriscarmackin12thgradeyoungphotoschool

Such beautiful bones
 
Thats too bad but I mog him anyway
 
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I more or less fit just about all of the criteria in that study, which is why I want to believe it, but it's so commonly believed that a square jaw is ideal for a man that I struggle to actually accept it.
 
That bone copypasta 10/10
 
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