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SALAM FELLOW NOSECELS LIKE MYSELF

Today I will be blessing you with all known and possibly forgotten nose techniques (both softmaxxes and hardmaxxes) you can do at home (or in a hospital under anaesthesia) that will help your pig snout/beak of a nose look and harmonise with the rest of your face better

SOFTMAXXES

1) TOPICAL CORTICOSTEROIDS: these creams/ointments are only available through medical prescriptions (but you can purchase online and trick the system) because steroid creams reduce irritation and are more often prescribed to cases of eczema, but what the pharmacists donā€™t realise is that we know they can reduce subcutaneous fat around the nose and ascend our piggy noses :lul:, some people will say all it does is thin the thick skin around your nose but either way we benefit from this.

COMMON TOPICAL CORTICOSTEROIDS TO USE:
1) Hydrocortisone Cream
2) Clobetasol
3) Betamethasone

ARTICLE FOR RESEARCHERS: https://nationaleczema.org/risks-of...orticosteriods,prolonged time without a break.
For those who donā€™t know what ā€œskin atrophyā€ is itā€™s basically just subcutaneous fat loss as i mentioned earlier.

RESULTS:

2) LIPO-REDUCING AGENTS: theyā€™re quite similar to topical corticosteroids in the sense that theyā€™re able to slim and reduce the fat/thick skin around the nose, but theyā€™re more easily accessible, they do the exact opposite of what lip plumping lip gloss and volufiline do (volufiline thickens skin and is more commonly use to increase hooding for eye area).

COMMON LIPO-REDUCING AGENTS TO USE:
1) Search ā€œLipo Gelā€ on Amazon
2) Retinoids (Retin-A) and Accutane

ARTICLE FOR RESEARCHERS:

MORE THREADS ON LIPO-REDUCING AGENTS:

3) PORE CLEANSING: this is a great way to reduce oil build up making your nose look more bulbous, it also removes blackheads which makes your nose look a lot worse and make you look like a dirty gremlin who has no basic hygiene.

WAYS TO PORE CLEANSE:
1) Search ā€œPore Stripsā€ on Amazon
2) Go to a professional/dermatologist
3) Oil Cleanse using Olive Oil
4) Lymphatic Drainage

4) NASAL WASHING: this is very overlooked and can seriously reduce bloat and bulbosity of the nose, itā€™s very easy and quick to do and doesnā€™t require you to even buy anything online, it is also good for your health as it decreases mucus build up inside your nose and for people who have deviated septums like me it can help you breath better as well (still getting septoplasty though)

WAYS TO NASAL WASH:
1) Use a water bottle and squeeze the water in one nostril and blow it out the other nostril and do it on the other side
2) Use a Nasal Wash bottle if you wanna burn money
3) Go to a professional/ENT Specialist

5) NOSE EXERCISES: some of you will probably turn your face away from this thread looking at this and I would too before I did my research, itā€™s not a permanent solution but neither is squinting or contouring your nose with makeup (jfl :lul:), but it can help, the reason it is not a permanent and long term solution is because it manipulated and changes the cartilage which reverts back to its old shape after some time, you canā€™t remodel your nasal bone using nose exercises.

WAYS TO SLIM NOSE WITH EXERCISES AND FACIAL YOGA:
1)

MORE THREADS ON NOSE EXERCISES:
threads/nosemaxxing-thread.417465/

HARDMAXXES

6) RHINOPLASTY/SEPTORHINOPLASTY : pretty self explanatory and unless you donā€™t know what this is, itā€™s a surgical procedure for your nose (i donā€™t know why i explained that), i canā€™t say much about this so Iā€™ll make a pros and cons list.

PROS:
- Quick and Painless Procedure
- Can help harmonise the nose with the rest of your features
- Septorhinoplasty corrects the nasal septum which can help you breath better
- Permanent

CONS:
- Can get botched
- Surgeon can make nose look feminine
- Expensive
- Hard to explain to family and friends how your nose changed in the timespan of a few months

6) CO2 LASER PROCEDURE: this procedure is also self explanatory and it refines the time of the nose and decreases bulbosity, itā€™s a fast and simple
procedure and goes a long way. It also increases collagen which can help the skin on your nose look way better.

MORE THREADS ON CO2 SKIN LASER:

Thank you for reading.

brad pitt 90s GIF
 
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dnrd

get rhino if u have a hideous nose
 
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bro just wants botb
 
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Another BotB worthy thread? Awesome. I remember seeing another nosemaxxing thread like this but I can't find it anymore (me not bookmarking anything).
 
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Another BotB worthy thread? Awesome. I remember seeing another nosemaxxing thread like this but I can't find it anymore (me not bookmarking anything).
what the fuck is BotB
 
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jewmaxxed to the shills already, get with the times son.
 
Well at least thatā€™s on for like 8 hours, unlike ā€œface yogaā€.

And itā€™s still probably cope but idk I quit trying it.
your weird nose torture device doesnā€™t have the same effect as nose exercises do, lol at myself cant believe i asked for the link

nose exercises help reduce built up oil which can make the nose appear more larger
 
remove the nose emoji from title nigger, looks so bad
 
very good thread tbh but everything besides rhino is kinda cope

exercises are good for raising the nasal tip and columella tho
 
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very good thread tbh but everything besides rhino is kinda cope

exercises are good for raising the nasal tip and columella tho
itā€™s not cope until youā€™ve tried it
 
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itā€™s not cope until youā€™ve tried it
ive tried it jfl

accutane/roid creams are fr but wont make a miracle of a difference
exercises are good as well but have limitations since your nasal bridge is going to look basically the same

end of the day its rhino or death
 
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Good thread, too bad the forum has gone to shit and now only redditors and actual retards sabotaging the forum remain.
 
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Good thread, too bad the forum has gone to shit and now only redditors and actual retards sabotaging the forum remain.
i know man this happened to my other softmax thread jfl
 
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ive tried it jfl

accutane/roid creams are fr but wont make a miracle of a difference
exercises are good as well but have limitations since your nasal bridge is going to look basically the same

end of the day its rhino or death
try topical corticosteroids
 
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Good thread OP, don't listen to the trolls here
 
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Good thread, too bad the forum has gone to shit and now only redditors and actual retards sabotaging the forum remain.
so fucking real lmao
 
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Great thread.
 
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Good thread
 
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will try the steroid cream method and report back.
 
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will try the steroid cream method and report back.
bhai for ur safety i forgot to put it in the thread but only use clobetasol and betamethasone for 2 weeks maximum and use the hydrocortisone on a daily basis until you donā€™t have to anymore
 
bhai for ur safety i forgot to put it in the thread but only use clobetasol and betamethasone for 2 weeks maximum and use the hydrocortisone on a daily basis until you donā€™t have to anymore
What do you mean with 'until you dont have to' ?

BTW, hydrocortisone is close to placebo so just as well dont use anything while on the resting period.
 
What do you mean with 'until you dont have to' ?

BTW, hydrocortisone is close to placebo so just as well dont use anything while on the resting period.
hydrocortisone isnā€™t placebo and has properties as to why iā€™ve stated in the thread, and the ā€œuntil you donā€™t have toā€ part, you donā€™t have to use hydrocortisone forever to keep your nose skin thin, use it for as long as you have to which should be when youā€™re happy enough with your results
 
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@TRUE_CEL lifefuel or cope?
 
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Anyone knows if its possible to correct a deviated septum by applying force with the hands over time?
 
I wanna try this method (fibroblast/plasma pen/cold plasma), as I have very similar problem of kinda bulbous (but nothing too extreme) nose while the rest of its shape is okay. If not, then getting tip-only nose surgery.
Slimmer+nose+before+and+after+fibroblast+nose+job+at+FACE+Well-Aging.png
 
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I wanna try this method (fibroblast/plasma pen/cold plasma), as I have very similar problem of kinda bulbous (but nothing too extreme) nose while the rest of its shape is okay. If not, then getting tip-only nose surgery.
Slimmer+nose+before+and+after+fibroblast+nose+job+at+FACE+Well-Aging.png
is it a surgical procedure?
 
is it a surgical procedure?
No, it's an instrumental procedure, minimally invasive. I the video they don't do it on top and trying to slim whole contour instead.
 
No, it's an instrumental procedure, minimally invasive. I the video they don't do it on top and trying to slim whole contour instead.

is it permanent ?
 
is it permanent ?
No, but it depends on age and skin characteristics. 1-3 years or so, but here it costs less than $100, so no big deal.
 
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No, but it depends on age and skin characteristics. 1-3 years or so, but here it costs less than $100, so no big deal.
that is true itā€™s a great investment imo shouldā€™ve put it on the thread
 
You should lifemax you abused mutt rotter
my life is phenomenal iā€™m just here to ascend myself even further you dirty tamil

go swim around in cow shit you donkey :lul:
 
that is true itā€™s a great investment imo shouldā€™ve put it on the thread
It's more commonly used for other purposes, like tightening skin (including eye area and neck, nasolabial folds), removing bumps and pigmentation and other stuff.
 
my life is phenomenal iā€™m just here to ascend myself even further you dirty tamil

go swim around in cow shit you donkey :lul:
keep coping you shit stain subhuman
 
iā€™m the subhuman? youā€™re from mumbai you fucking faggot, you might as well rope you fucking cuck :lul: :feelswhy::feelswah:
Iā€™m not actually from Mumbai you tard. itā€™s ovER for you
 

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