[NSFW] Missionary Is The Sex Position That Separates Incels From Chads

[Deleted member 1100]

You can't penetrate your entire dick so It requires a huge dick
You need to be heavy enough to pressure the girl against the bed
You're on top dominating (Can pull her hair / hold her arms / choke...)
Face to Face
Abs touching abs so she can feel your sexy 6-pack


It's indeed the superior sex position

JFL @ all the doggy copers who don't want the woman to see their face so they fuck from behind, women even acknowledge that they like dog style because it penetrates deeper... and at the same time they also complain because it hits their cervix, in other words, it's good when it's with an incel with a small dick, but it's bad when it's with a Chad with huge dick, they'd rather have that "connection" (FACE)

Female coital orgasm and male attractiveness - PubMed

Female coital orgasm may be an adaptation for preferentially retaining the sperm of males with "good genes." One indicator of good genes may be physical attractiveness. Accordingly, R. Thornhill, S. W. Gangestad, and R. Comer (1995) found that women mated to more attractive men reported an...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Results support the hypothesis that women mated to more attractive men are more likely to report an orgasm at the most recent copulation than are women mated to less attractive men, after statistically controlling for several key variables.

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[Vitruvian]

Why not both

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Why not both

Because you only need:

Blow job
Missionary
Cowgirl
And Crabby Groundhog

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[Ocelot]

The only position incels know is the hand-to-cock. It’s been pretty useful for me tbh.

 

[chadpreetcel123]

Missionary is a really intimiate position tbh

Good for bonding

 

[Deleted member 3526]

 

[Deleted member 1100]

JFL, I've just checked the movie info, of course, Amy Schumer was the one who wrote the script

"And then on this scene Chad will be fully naked on top of me like he's fucking me and playing silly"

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

??? Take her legs and put them on your shoulders for missionary to fuck pure pussy

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Missionary >> doggy.
Porn has way too much doggy which is why many prefer it. Just lol at what society has come to tbh

 

[Deleted member 656]

Pick her up and put her back to a wall tbh

Best position

Missionary >> doggy.
Porn has way too much doggy which is why many prefer it. Just lol at what society has come to tbh

Missionary has name failo it sounds gay af

 

[Deleted member 3202]

Because you only need:

Blow job
Missionary
Cowgirl
And Crabby Groundhog

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^ for the cowgirl.

Also, couldn't you just lean over her back while doing doggystyle and have her look into your eyes sideways?

 

[Chintuck22]

Because you only need:

Blow job
Missionary
Cowgirl
And Crabby Groundhog

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Yeah, prolly works if she has dick on her ass

 

[onnysk]

missionary = beta romantic

doggy = primitive Chad

girls prefer doggy with Chad

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Also, couldn't you just lean over her back while doing doggystyle and have her look into your eyes sideways?

It won't be doggy then

missionary = beta romantic

doggy = primitive Chad

girls prefer doggy with Chad

Huge cope, women legit have more orgasms with attractive men, because of their face. All women mention how doggy penetrates deeper, you only need it if you have a small penis

 

[Deleted member 685]

Ok

 

[onnysk]

It won't be doggy then



Huge cope, women legit have more orgasms with attractive men, because of their face. All women mention how doggy penetrates deeper, you only need it if you have a small penis

good point but all the girls I talked to said the liked doggy

 

[Deleted member 3202]

It won't be doggy then



Huge cope, women legit have more orgasms with attractive men, because of their face. All women mention how doggy penetrates deeper, you only need it if you have a small penis

I like doggystyle because her ass smashes against my pelvis when thrusting, and the smell. . . . .

 

[Deleted member 1100]

and the smell. . . . .

 

[Deleted member 3202]

Her sweaty ass is like perfume to me.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

ugh... sex talk disgusts me. i dont even know if i could get it up even if i did ascend. vaginas look icky and it's just too much... touching.

 

[Deleted member 3202]

ugh... sex talk disgusts me. i dont even know if i could get it up even if i did ascend. vaginas look icky and it's just too much... touching.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

 

[Deleted member 3202]

 

[lookismfugee]

prone bone>missionary

 

[Xander578]

doggy is for nigs

 

[Deleted member 3202]

doggy is for nigs

I must be part nig then, lol.

 

[Xander578]

I must be part nig then, lol.

i wouldn't know tbh as i never saw a pussy ngl

 

[Vvvvxxxx]

You can't penetrate your entire dick so It requires a huge dick
You need to be heavy enough to pressure the girl against the bed
You're on top dominating (Can pull her hair / hold her arms / choke...)
Face to Face
Abs touching abs so she can feel your sexy 6-pack


It's indeed the superior sex position

JFL @ all the doggy copers who don't want the woman to see their face so they fuck from behind, women even acknowledge that they like dog style because it penetrates deeper... and at the same time they also complain because it hits their cervix, in other words, it's good when it's with an incel with a small dick, but it's bad when it's with a Chad with huge dick, they'd rather have that "connection" (FACE)

Female coital orgasm and male attractiveness - PubMed

Female coital orgasm may be an adaptation for preferentially retaining the sperm of males with "good genes." One indicator of good genes may be physical attractiveness. Accordingly, R. Thornhill, S. W. Gangestad, and R. Comer (1995) found that women mated to more attractive men reported an...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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Legit. It feels so good frame mogging a female in this position. Your shoulders being way wider than hers is very important. Plus easy access to choking. Can stare into her eyes when you coom. It’s truly the Homo sapiens sex position.

Her sweaty ass is like perfume to me.

I’m dying because I know what you mean

 

[Deleted member 3202]

i wouldn't know tbh as i never saw a pussy ngl

It's as simple as this man, ass men (like me) like doggystyle or reverse cowgirl and tit men like missionary and cowgirl.

 

[Gazzamogga]

I prefer missionary for LTR and doggy for hookups

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Real slayers have sex face to face and choke their girl

 

[JizzFarmer]

Both are legit, and you can literally just lift her legs up and use your whole dick in missionary, not that you'd know.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Reminder to all sub 8 incels

 

[Deleted member 5698]

The only position incels know is the hand-to-cock. It’s been pretty useful for me tbh.

 

[Deleted member 10987]

You can't penetrate your entire dick so It requires a huge dick
You need to be heavy enough to pressure the girl against the bed
You're on top dominating (Can pull her hair / hold her arms / choke...)
Face to Face
Abs touching abs so she can feel your sexy 6-pack


It's indeed the superior sex position

JFL @ all the doggy copers who don't want the woman to see their face so they fuck from behind, women even acknowledge that they like dog style because it penetrates deeper... and at the same time they also complain because it hits their cervix, in other words, it's good when it's with an incel with a small dick, but it's bad when it's with a Chad with huge dick, they'd rather have that "connection" (FACE)

Female coital orgasm and male attractiveness - PubMed

Female coital orgasm may be an adaptation for preferentially retaining the sperm of males with "good genes." One indicator of good genes may be physical attractiveness. Accordingly, R. Thornhill, S. W. Gangestad, and R. Comer (1995) found that women mated to more attractive men reported an...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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And you can choke her

 

[Deusmaximus]