NT Litmus Test

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If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).
 
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If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).
half of these are just shit junkies do :lul::lul: and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media
 
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half of these are just shit junkies do :lul::lul: and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media
explain which of these junkies do
 
coke obviously nigga are u trolling:lul::lul: and 10+ alcoholic beverages a week is alc addict, no job?:ROFLMAO:
nigga NT athletic/gymcelled guys go through like 10 drinks a night JFL, im 185-190lb range and i slam like 8-12 drinks a night (mix of beer, shots, mixed drinks)
 
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half of these are just shit junkies do :lul::lul: and u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media
holy fuck obviously its a NT litmus test not a junkie litmus test, doing coke is NT
 
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u can be nt even if u dont post urself on social media
very rare, find me a frat NT white chadlite slayer with no social media presence
 
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nigga NT athletic/gymcelled guys go through like 10 drinks a night JFL, im 185-190lb range and i slam like 8-12 drinks a night (mix of beer, shots, mixed drinks)
yea this test makes a lot more sense after u js admitted to being an alcoholic :lul:
 
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yea this test makes a lot more sense after u js admitted to being an alcoholic :lul:
holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard
 
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holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard
especially if ur a heavy tall gymcelled or athlete guy, JFL at thinking niggas who are 6'6 280lb only need 2-3 drinks to feel anything
 
coke obviously nigga are u trolling:lul::lul: and 10+ alcoholic beverages a week is alc addict, no job?:ROFLMAO:
what country r u from. im guessing eastern europe cause u dont know anything and are probs into ufc, raw meat, wrestling, steak and eggs.

EVERYBODY NT does drugs and drinks that much, at college/uni in the west
 
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holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard
ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end:ROFLMAO:
 
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what country r u from. im guessing eastern europe cause u dont know anything and are probs into ufc, raw meat, wrestling, steak and eggs.

EVERYBODY NT does drugs and drinks that much, at college/uni in the west
"just become an addict to be nt bhai trust me!!"
 
ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end:ROFLMAO:
holy shit nigga gets dizzy after 5 drinks:lul::lul::lul: you cannot be talking about being NT retard, the whole point of 10+ drinks a week being NT is cuz going out a lot on weekends and having an alcohol tolerance (from a history of being a frat star) is signs of being NT, caging at this IQcel
 
ye those niggas go to parties/clubs almost every day , unless ure an addict , drinking on the weekend should be enough and 12 is a shit ton , i get dizzy after like 5. frat guys build a tolerance after drinking like animals for months on end:ROFLMAO:
20-30 drinks is literally going out 2-3x a week. friday, saturday and another day for frat parties or bar specials
 
holy shit nigga gets dizzy after 5 drinks:lul::lul::lul: you cannot be talking about being NT retard, the whole point of 10+ drinks a week being NT is cuz going out a lot on weekends and having an alcohol tolerance (from a history of being a frat star) is signs of being NT, caging at this IQcel
addict over here :lul::lul: nigga u got no future talking about doing coke to fit in ure a fucking inbred :ROFLMAO:
 
nigga u have double my posts rotting on org u are not nt :lul::lul: kys retard :feelsuhh:
im more NT than u retard im literally NT WASP rich frat slayer archetype u pajeet
 
addict over here :lul::lul: nigga u got no future talking about doing coke to fit in ure a fucking inbred :ROFLMAO:
caging at this retard who thinks 10 drinks a week and doing coke on nights out is an "addict", gtfo pajeet
 
"just become an addict to be nt bhai trust me!!"
not what i said, and you can do drugs without being addicted

u know its normal to go out 2-3x per week at college/uni? what do u think ppl do when they go out?
 
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not what i said, and you can do drugs without being addicted

u know its normal to go out 2-3x per week at college/uni? what do u think ppl do when they go out?
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keep doing drugs nigga , im sure the women will fall right at ur feet when they see u doing the fent sleepwalk :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
average double digit iq troll kill urself :feelswhy:
holy shit this 15yo pajeet in the slums of mumbai who has never stepped foot in a bar or club or frat and thinks 10 drinks a week is alcoholic territory is calling me a double digit iq troll:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: cagemaxxing at this jeet
 
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View attachment 3555815 keep doing drugs nigga , im sure the women will fall right at ur feet when they see u doing the fent sleepwalk :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
kys pajeet, me and @Clavicular will continue cokemaxxing and slaying while u rot in mumbai

muh drugs are bad for you!!!:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
 
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If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).
Literally have 1 of these and it’s the loser one (hair)
 
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kys pajeet, me and @Clavicular will continue cokemaxxing and slaying while u rot in mumbai

muh drugs are bad for you!!!:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
welcome to the ignore list buddy , keep coping about ur subanimal face with drugs u fucking junkie :feelsuhh:
 
welcome to the ignore list buddy , keep coping about ur subanimal face with drugs u fucking junkie :feelsuhh:
holy non NT pajeetcel talking to WASP HTN frat slayer about whats NT and whats not, genuinely go rope retard
 
holy fuck ur a retard, average frat guy in college throws back like 20-30 drinks a weekend retard
I won’t get drunk off of 20-30 drinks assuming the drinking is spread across 2+ days
 
I won’t get drunk off of 20-30 drinks assuming the drinking is spread across 2+ days
nigga arent u 17 and 140lb either ur not counting drinks correctly (not filling up shot glasses all the way, getting watered down drinks at shitty bars) or ur liver is damaged
 
I’m slowly befriending celestial empire he said “it’s ok” and called me htn once… give it a month and ill be doing lines with his wasp group😸😸😸✌️✌️✌️
 
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ure not NT for falling into peer pressure, thats just slave culture and heavy conformism
 
nigga arent u 17 and 140lb either ur not counting drinks correctly (not filling up shot glasses all the way, getting watered down drinks at shitty bars) or ur liver is damaged
Nah I just have high genetic tolerance first time I drank I was 50kg 14 years old my brother poured them with the intention of me getting drunk straight vodka took me 9-10 to feel tipsy, I have stronger tolerance now cause I added 20kg
 
If you meet 5 or more of the below criterias you are NT (male).

1. Have done cocaine or ketamine
2. Consume 10+ alcoholic beverages/week OR go out 2+ times/week
3. Friends with at least 3 bouncers or DJs in your college town or hometown
4. Can shotgun a beer in under 5 seconds
5. Have a modern mullet, frat flow, lax flow, middle part or fluffy hair
6. 1500+ Instagram followers
7. 30+ comments on your Instagram posts
8. Have a snap private story or insta close friends story with 15+ people on it
9. Can frat flick convincingly and fluidly
10. Knows how to pose for a picture (4 fingers up, smirking in a NT way, smiling, pointing at a friend, etc).
Tf is this shit :lul:

Are ppl that autistic on this forum they have to get drunk and have shit social media posts, just to seem normal.

Ppl can tell if ur ND or NT without doing all this extra shit. Just learn to be normal :lul::lul:
 
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Tf is this shit :lul:

Are ppl that autistic on this forum they have to get drunk and have shit social media posts, just to seem normal.

Ppl can tell if ur ND or NT without doing all this extra shit. Just learn to be normal :lul::lul:
Tbh it’s a good test, I’ve literally never been invited to a party whereas the NT people I know get invited weekly so they have more opportunity’s for degeneracy
 
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Tf is this shit :lul:

Are ppl that autistic on this forum they have to get drunk and have shit social media posts, just to seem normal.

Ppl can tell if ur ND or NT without doing all this extra shit. Just learn to be normal :lul::lul:
its not so much doing this shit is a prerequesite that makes you automatically NT but that NT people have done this shit naturally.

jfl at treating this like a bucket list to "be NT", youll just become a fent addict alcoholic with a good instagram profile but youre not actually NT cuz u didnt do this shit naturally as part of your social circle
 
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Tbh it’s a good test, I’ve literally never been invited to a party whereas the NT people I know get invited weekly so they have more opportunity’s for degeneracy
nigga ur 17 and htn why arent u being invited to parties

at this point just liftmaxx and pull up to parties on snapmaps:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Tbh it’s a good test, I’ve literally never been invited to a party whereas the NT people I know get invited weekly so they have more opportunity’s for degeneracy
I disagree, I’ve also been invited to many parties, I’m extroverted and all my friends are very NT.

But it’s not a good test cus I don’t drink or do any of that cus of my parents disapproval as well as I wanna be healthy. It’s not some gay redpill stuff, I just don’t do it.

But I’m still very extroverted and NT, maybe for some ppl on this forum it is a good test, but I think u should be able to tell if ur badly ND
 
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I disagree, I’ve also been invited to many parties, I’m extroverted and all my friends are very NT.

But it’s not a good test cus I don’t drink or do any of that cus of my parents disapproval as well as I wanna be healthy. It’s not some gay redpill stuff, I just don’t do it.

But I’m still very extroverted and NT, maybe for some ppl on this forum it is a good test, but I think u should be able to tell if ur badly ND
That’s great but you’re an outlier so the test doesn’t apply to you
 
nigga ur 17 and htn why arent u being invited to parties

at this point just liftmaxx and pull up to parties on snapmaps:lul::lul::lul::lul:
I bullymaxx niggas cause my school has small frame or short stature or both.

Also I like to tell myself they are jealous and think I’m gonna take the hoes
 
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If ur non white like half of these u can't do jfl
 

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