[OFFICIAL THREAD] 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE

[Canwefixit]

BRUTAL! is it that bad for you? youre down so bad boyo

It's that bad for me. Im juggernaut pilled to the max

 

[future_mogger]

It's that bad for me. Im juggernaut pilled to the max

pity you. im alone but im hoping that i get lucky and an obeidient virgin stacy

 

[Xangsane]

Humberto, Pablo, Lorenzo, Sebastien, Tanya, Van

Team name: Latino cock overtake

My team:

Humberto
Lorenzo
Pablo
Mario
Deshawn
Cosme

Need to think of a name

 

[Xangsane]

deshawn, caridad, tayshaun, emery, humberto, esteban
team name: mixed moggers

Based!

 

[Canwefixit]

pity you. im alone but im hoping that i get lucky and an obeidient virgin stacy

Would you rather be alone and incel than fuck a fat black girl?

 

[future_mogger]

deshawn, caridad, tayshaun, emery, humberto, esteban
team name: mixed moggers

@Xangsane its really good i think. like mumbai indians in IPL. unbeatable

 

[future_mogger]

Would you rather be alone and incel than fuck a fat black girl?

yes id rather be alone.

 

[future_mogger]

Would you rather be alone and incel than fuck a fat black girl?

i wouldnt call myself incel. im volcel rn, and only plan on LTR with virgin stacy in early/mid 20s

 

[Canwefixit]

yes id rather be alone.

I respect the standards and not inflating these fat girls egos

 

[Xangsane]

@Xangsane its really good i think. like mumbai indians in IPL. unbeatable

Nice!

 

[Canwefixit]

i wouldnt call myself incel. im volcel rn, and only plan on LTR with virgin stacy in early/mid 20s

Think you will get that? Virgin women are very rare

 

[future_mogger]

I respect the standards and not inflating these fat girls egos

you should too. never give up, keep hustling bro!

 

[future_mogger]

Think you will get that? Virgin women are very rare

im in 3rd world. moneymaxxing and status will hopefully, and thats my priority rn

 

[Canwefixit]

you should too. never give up, keep hustling bro!

Im happy and enjoying the sex with 400lb black women

 

[Canwefixit]

im in 3rd world. moneymaxxing and status will hopefully, and thats my priority rn

Lifefuel then

 

[socialcel]

My team:

Humberto
Lorenzo
Pablo
Mario
Deshawn
Cosme

Need to think of a name

blud copied my team

 

[Xangsane]

blud copied my team

I just chose the latinos and Deshawn JFL

 

[Xangsane]

@Infinite how are you liking the team names?

 

[Infinite]

@Infinite how are you liking the team names?

Lmfao, istg .org has to be the most creative when it comes to shitposting names.
r/amiugly, inceltears and Satan's retarded offspring (us fr) takes the cake tho lmao

 

[Xangsane]

Lmfao, istg .org has to be the most creative when it comes to shitposting names.
r/amiugly, inceltears and Satan's retarded offspring (us fr) takes the cake tho lmao

Thoughts on the 2025 names?

 

[Infinite]

Thoughts on the 2025 names?
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PSL 8 Dalit Gods fr, they don't exist

 

[Xangsane]

PSL 8 Dalit Gods fr, they don't exist

Who

 

[Infinite]

Who

Dalits who are PSL8 lol

 

[Xangsane]

Dalits who are PSL8 lol

why

 

[Xangsane]

@socialcel @gooner23 @Canwefixit sheeeeeeit

Best analog years are 1995, 1998, 2005, 2010, 2016, and 2017. Average of these seasons equate to 19/11/5 with an ACE of 198.

 

[Xangsane]

@socialcel @gooner23 @Canwefixit sheeeeeeit

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Best analog years are 1995, 1998, 2005, 2010, 2016, and 2017. Average of these seasons equate to 19/11/5 with an ACE of 198.

@Infinite sheeeeeeeit

 

[Xangsane]

weak la nina/cool neutral mogs

 

[Xangsane]

weak la nina/cool neutral mogs

>"Surprisingly, lower-end La Niña seasons have produced dramatically more TC activity than stronger La Nina episodes…albeit based upon a rather small sample size. This suggests that a strong/super La Niña might actually be somewhat suppressive than might otherwise be the case if it were to remain below -1.0 for ASO. "Thats because the NATL loves ENSO -ve transitioning seasons, its not that strong La Nina is suppressive

1. It doesn't help that most strong Nina's were often accompanied by a less than ideal AMO
   
   
2. So not only is the sample size small, most of them don't even work as analogues
   
   
3. The only real good one is 1998, which had both a strong Nina and AMO

 

[Detective]

dnrd lol

 

[Infinite]

@Infinite sheeeeeeeit

How was your day pookie ~o( =∩ω∩= )m

 

[Xangsane]

dnrd lol

 

[Xangsane]

How was your day pookie ~o( =∩ω∩= )m

pat me!

 

[Infinite]

pat me!

pat pat pookie

 

[Xangsane]

pat pat pookie View attachment 2782332

pat pat!

 

[Xangsane]

Dorian slayed so hard he got put down

Do you wish you were him

 

[Samsepioler]

Do a 2024 active user competition

 

[Xangsane]

Do a 2024 active user competition

Sure

 

[Samsepioler]

Sure

Tag me first

 

[Xangsane]

Tag me first

pat pat

 

[Deleted member 62070]

how does one think of this

 

[Xangsane]

how does one think of this

2024 closed but 2025 open

 

[Xangsane]

TIME'S UP.

THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED.

THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


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Spoiler: Game Rules

1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​

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Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

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Spoiler: Game Scoring

1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​

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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams​

Hexum's PSL 6 asshole Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta @TechnoBoss​	Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun @Xangsane​	The Muzzies Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor @arabcelxxx​	XangInsane Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia @LancasteR​
White Boy Summer Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William @IAMNOTANINCEL​	The Dark Seas of Mumbai Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente @aspiringexcel​	The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang) Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara @chaddyboi66​	CrackHead Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy @WayneBraaaah​
Penis Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax @yvngbreadstick​	r/amiugly Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus @Tai Lung​	Ethnic Moggers Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen @Infinite​	BBC Overtake Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris @socialcel​
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor @Mog3D​	Nigger Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia @optimisticzoomer​	Satan's Retarded Offspring Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente @Jarate​	Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John @JohnBaza​
British Weather Report Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe @NumbThePain​	Gotei 13 Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo @Lynxress​	The Stacies Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara @heightmaxxing​	Cat Ladies Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam @aesthetic beauty​
​	IncelTears Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William @qxtwz7854​	Gushy Hurricussy Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe @Sprinkles​

About the teams​

• These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
• A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
• Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.

Notes to participants:​

• @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).​
• @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers​
• @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!​

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Storms

Legend​

Positive Points	Green Text
Negative Points	Red Text
Active	Yellow Text
Hasn't Formed Yet	White Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad​

Alberto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Nigger FC Jackson Martinez​	Beryl PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Chris White Boy Summer Penis BBC Overtake​	Debby Penis The Stacies -​
Ernesto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance XangInsane Ethnic Moggers​	Francine Cat Ladies - -​	Gordon White Boy Summer Crackhead BBC Overtake​	Helene Cat Ladies IncelTears -​
Isaac FC Jackson Martinez British Weather Report IncelTears​	Joyce - - -​	Kirk The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) CrackHead Penis​	Leslie The Stacies Cat Ladies Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton IncelTears - -​	Nadine Cat Ladies - -​	Oscar Hexum's PSL 6 asshole IncelTears -​	Patty CrackHead - -​
Rafael Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Satan's Retarded Offspring FC Jackson Martinez​	Sara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies -​	Tony r/amiugly - -​	Valerie Nigger - -​
William White Boy Summer IncelTears -​	Adria Nigger - -​	Braylen Ethnic Moggers - -​	Caridad - - -​
Deshawn Dark Looks - BBC Alliance The Dark Seas of Mumbai Ethnic Moggers​	Emery Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Foster Penis - -​	Gemma Penis - -​
Heath - - -​	Isla - - -​	Jacobus r/amiugly BBC Overtake FC Jackson Martinez​	Kenzie The Dark Seas of Mumbai British Weather Report -​
Lucio r/amiugly BBC Overtake Gotei 13​	Makayla Ethnic Moggers - -​	Nolan White Boy Summer - -​	Orlanda - -​
Pax XangInsane Penis BBC Overtake​	Ronin The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Sophie The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies​	Tayshaun Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Ethnic Moggers BBC Overtake​
​	Viviana Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Will - - -​

Pacific Party
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Aletta Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Bud CrackHead - -​	Carlotta - - -​	Daniel - - -​
Emilia Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Fabio The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) British Weather Report -​	Gilma Cat Ladies - -​	Hector XangInsane Gotei 13 -​
Ileana Satan's Retarded Offspring - -​	John White Boy Summer FC Jackson Martinez -​	Kristy Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Lane IncelTears - -​
Miriam Cat Ladies - -​	Norman White Boy Summer - -​	Olivia Nigger The Stacies -​	Paul CrackHead - -​
Rosa XangInsane - -​	Sergio Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - -​	Tara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) - -​	Vicente The Dark Seas of Mumbai Satan's Retarded Offspring -​
Willa - - -​	Xavier XangInsane Gotei 13 -​	Yolanda The Dark Seas of Mumbai - -​	Zeke PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​
Aidan The Muzzies r/amiugly Satan's Retarded Offspring​	Bruna The Muzzies - -​	Carmelo The Muzzies The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Daniella The Muzzies - -​
Esteban The Muzzies - -​	Flor The Muzzies PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​	Gerardo PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​	Hedda - - -​
Izzy PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - -​	Jacinta Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Kenito - - -​	Luna Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole r/amiugly FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina - - -​	Nancy Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole CrackHead British Weather Report​	Ovidio Ethnic Moggers - -​	Pia - - -​
Rey - - -​	Skylar British Weather Report The Stacies -​	Teo - - -​	Violeta r/amiugly PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​
Wilfredo Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole Gotei 13 -​	Xinia XangInsane The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Yariel - - -​	Zoe British Weather Report Gushy Hurricussy -​

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About this game

The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):

https://hurricane.life/

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You can see the archive from last year here:

https://hurricane.life/archives/2023/index.html

JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:
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I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

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THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

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Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/​

@socialcel sheeeeeit

ECMWF forecast for 2024 hurricane season seen as particularly aggressive - Artemis.bm

Seasonal forecasts for tropical storm and hurricane activity issued at this time of year are often seen as needing to be taken with a large pinch of salt,

www.artemis.bm

 

[Canwefixit]

Do you wish you were him

What does he look like?

 

[Xangsane]

What does he look like?

[DORIAN VS HUMBERTO VS LORENZO] Which of these guys mog the hardest?

Name Image (human) Image (storm) Image (path) Body count Stats Dorian 84 (245 unaccounted) Peak intensity: 185 mph, 910 mbar Damage: $5.1 billion Humberto 2 Peak intensity: 125mph, 950 mbar Damage: $25 million Lorenzo 20 Peak intensity: 160 mph, 925 mbar Damage: $367...

looksmax.org

 

[Canwefixit]

[DORIAN VS HUMBERTO VS LORENZO] Which of these guys mog the hardest?

Name Image (human) Image (storm) Image (path) Body count Stats Dorian 84 (245 unaccounted) Peak intensity: 185 mph, 910 mbar Damage: $5.1 billion Humberto 2 Peak intensity: 125mph, 950 mbar Damage: $25 million Lorenzo 20 Peak intensity: 160 mph, 925 mbar Damage: $367...

looksmax.org

I do wish I was him

 

[Xangsane]

I do wish I was him

why?

 

[Canwefixit]

why?

Chad

 

[Xangsane]

Chad

2024 ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON NAMES (POP CULTURE EDITION)

WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE? Alberto Chris Ernesto Francine (((Frensky))) Gordon Isaac Joyce Oscar Patty William https://www.artemis.bm/news/ecmwf-forecast-for-2024-hurricane-season-seen-as-particularly-aggressive/...

looksmax.org

 

[socialcel]

@socialcel sheeeeeit

ECMWF forecast for 2024 hurricane season seen as particularly aggressive - Artemis.bm

Seasonal forecasts for tropical storm and hurricane activity issued at this time of year are often seen as needing to be taken with a large pinch of salt,

www.artemis.bm

BBC OVERTAKE

 

[Xangsane]

BBC OVERTAKE

t. Alberto Barbosa
Deshawn coming too?