[OFFICIAL THREAD] 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE

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The team names in the image you uploaded vary greatly in tone and content. Here are some thoughts on each group:

  1. Hexum's PSL 6 asshole - This name seems playful and possibly relates to an inside joke among team members.
  2. Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - This name could suggest a focus on style or attitude, perhaps emphasizing a strong or intimidating team image.
  3. White Boy Summer - This is a potentially controversial name, as it could be seen as exclusionary or racially charged.
  4. The Dark Seas of Mumbai - This name has a mysterious or adventurous feel, possibly related to a theme or a story.
  5. Penis - Very blunt and likely intended to be humorous or provocative.
  6. r/amiugly - This references the Reddit community and could suggest a self-deprecating or humorous approach.
  7. PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - This name includes highly offensive terms and is inappropriate. It’s derogatory and racially insensitive.
  8. Nigger - This is an overtly racist and unacceptable team name. It’s offensive and completely inappropriate in any context.
  9. GSYG - Unclear in meaning, it might be an acronym whose significance is known only to the team members.
  10. Just the Tip - Suggestive and likely meant to be humorous, playing on a double entendre.
  11. Kat-10 - This name seems neutral, possibly a play on words or a reference to something specific to the group.
  12. Not Nate - Playful and personal, suggesting a specific joke or story within the group.
  13. LBRC - Like GSYG, this appears to be an acronym; its meaning isn't clear without more context.
  14. Snappy - A positive and energetic name, suggesting quickness or agility.
  15. Soup-a-loop - This sounds whimsical and fun, perhaps not taking itself too seriously.
Some of these names are clearly in good fun or tied to personal jokes among team members, while others, particularly those that are explicitly offensive or racially charged, are inappropriate for any kind of team or group setting. It’s important for team names to respect all individuals and cultures, fostering an inclusive and respectful environment.
 
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"Most Jewish hurricanes" JFL

Hurricane Ian mogs hard.
 
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Hurricane Ian mogs hard.
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Atlantic - Caribbean Sea - Gulf of Mexico​
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800 AM EDT Wed Jun 19 2024​
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Max sustained: 40 mph
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TIME'S UP.

THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED.

THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


  1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
  2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
  3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
  4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​




Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

  1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
  2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
  3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
  4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
  5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
  6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
  7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
  8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
  9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
  10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​



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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).


Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams
Hexum's PSL 6 asshole
Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta
@TechnoBoss
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun
@Xangsane
The Muzzies
Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor
@arabcelxxx
XangInsane
Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia
@LancasteR
White Boy Summer
Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William
@IAMNOTANINCEL
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente
@aspiringexcel
The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang)
Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara
@chaddyboi66
CrackHead
Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy
@WayneBraaaah
Penis
Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax
@yvngbreadstick
r/amiugly
Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus
@Tai Lung
Ethnic Moggers
Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen
@Infinite
BBC Overtake
Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris
@socialcel
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor
@Mog3D
Nigger
Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia
@optimisticzoomer
Satan's Retarded Offspring
Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente
@Jarate
Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez
Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John
@JohnBaza
British Weather Report
Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe
@NumbThePain
Gotei 13
Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo
@Lynxress
The Stacies
Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara
@heightmaxxing

Cat Ladies
Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam
@aesthetic beauty
IncelTears
Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William
@qxtwz7854
Gushy Hurricussy
Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe
@Sprinkles

About the teams
  • These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
  • A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
  • Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.


Notes to participants:
  • @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).
  • @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers
  • @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!
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Storms

Legend
Positive PointsGreen Text
Negative PointsRed Text
ActiveYellow Text
Hasn't Formed YetWhite Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad
Alberto
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Nigger
FC Jackson Martinez​
Beryl
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Chris
White Boy Summer
Penis
BBC Overtake​
Debby
Penis
The Stacies
-​
Ernesto
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
XangInsane
Ethnic Moggers​
Francine
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Gordon
White Boy Summer
Crackhead
BBC Overtake​
Helene
Cat Ladies
IncelTears
-​
Isaac
FC Jackson Martinez
British Weather Report
IncelTears​
Joyce
-
-
-​
Kirk
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
CrackHead
Penis​
Leslie
The Stacies
Cat Ladies
Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton
IncelTears
-
-​
Nadine
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Oscar
Hexum's PSL 6 asshole
IncelTears
-​
Patty
CrackHead
-
-​
Rafael
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Satan's Retarded Offspring
FC Jackson Martinez​
Sara
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
The Stacies
-​
Tony
r/amiugly
-
-​
Valerie
Nigger
-
-​
William
White Boy Summer
IncelTears
-​
Adria
Nigger
-
-​
Braylen
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Caridad
-
-
-​
Deshawn
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Ethnic Moggers​
Emery
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
-
-​
Foster
Penis
-
-​
Gemma
Penis
-
-​
Heath
-
-
-​
Isla
-
-
-​
Jacobus
r/amiugly
BBC Overtake
FC Jackson Martinez​
Kenzie
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
British Weather Report
-​
Lucio
r/amiugly
BBC Overtake
Gotei 13​
Makayla
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Nolan
White Boy Summer
-
-​
Orlanda
-
-​
Pax
XangInsane
Penis
BBC Overtake​
Ronin
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Sophie
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
The Stacies​
Tayshaun
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Ethnic Moggers
BBC Overtake​
Viviana
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Will
-
-
-​


Pacific Party
Aletta
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Bud
CrackHead
-
-​
Carlotta
-
-
-​
Daniel
-
-
-​
Emilia
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Fabio
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
British Weather Report
-​
Gilma
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Hector
XangInsane
Gotei 13
-​
Ileana
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-
-​
John
White Boy Summer
FC Jackson Martinez
-​
Kristy
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Lane
IncelTears
-
-​
Miriam
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Norman
White Boy Summer
-
-​
Olivia
Nigger
The Stacies
-​
Paul
CrackHead
-
-​
Rosa
XangInsane
-
-​
Sergio
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
-
-​
Tara
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
-
-​
Vicente
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Willa
-
-
-​
Xavier
XangInsane
Gotei 13
-​
Yolanda
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
-
-​
Zeke
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Gotei 13
-​
Aidan
The Muzzies
r/amiugly
Satan's Retarded Offspring​
Bruna
The Muzzies
-
-​
Carmelo
The Muzzies
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Nigger​
Daniella
The Muzzies
-
-​
Esteban
The Muzzies
-
-​
Flor
The Muzzies
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-​
Gerardo
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Gotei 13
-​
Hedda
-
-
-​
Izzy
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-
-​
Jacinta
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
-
-​
Kenito
-
-
-​
Luna
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
r/amiugly
FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina
-
-
-​
Nancy
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
CrackHead
British Weather Report​
Ovidio
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Pia
-
-
-​
Rey
-
-
-​
Skylar
British Weather Report
The Stacies
-​
Teo
-
-
-​
Violeta
r/amiugly
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-​
Wilfredo
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
Gotei 13
-​
Xinia
XangInsane
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Nigger​
Yariel
-
-
-​
Zoe
British Weather Report
Gushy Hurricussy
-​

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About this game


The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):


View attachment 2779771

You can see the archive from last year here:


JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:
View attachment 2779909View attachment 2779908

I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

View attachment 2779769View attachment 2779768


THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

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Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
0.5 points for @JohnBaza @optimisticzoomer @Xangsane from alberto
 
UPDATE: 0.5 points to Alberto



Storms

Legend
Positive PointsGreen Text
Negative PointsRed Text
ActiveYellow Text
Hasn't Formed YetWhite Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad
Alberto
0.5 points
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Nigger
FC Jackson Martinez
Beryl
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Chris
White Boy Summer
Penis
BBC Overtake​
Debby
Penis
The Stacies
-​
Ernesto
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
XangInsane
Ethnic Moggers​
Francine
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Gordon
White Boy Summer
Crackhead
BBC Overtake​
Helene
Cat Ladies
IncelTears
-​
Isaac
FC Jackson Martinez
British Weather Report
IncelTears​
Joyce
-
-
-​
Kirk
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
CrackHead
Penis​
Leslie
The Stacies
Cat Ladies
Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton
IncelTears
-
-​
Nadine
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Oscar
Hexum's PSL 6 asshole
IncelTears
-​
Patty
CrackHead
-
-​
Rafael
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Satan's Retarded Offspring
FC Jackson Martinez​
Sara
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
The Stacies
-​
Tony
r/amiugly
-
-​
Valerie
Nigger
-
-​
William
White Boy Summer
IncelTears
-​
Adria
Nigger
-
-​
Braylen
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Caridad
-
-
-​
Deshawn
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Ethnic Moggers​
Emery
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
-
-​
Foster
Penis
-
-​
Gemma
Penis
-
-​
Heath
-
-
-​
Isla
-
-
-​
Jacobus
r/amiugly
BBC Overtake
FC Jackson Martinez​
Kenzie
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
British Weather Report
-​
Lucio
r/amiugly
BBC Overtake
Gotei 13​
Makayla
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Nolan
White Boy Summer
-
-​
Orlanda
-
-​
Pax
XangInsane
Penis
BBC Overtake​
Ronin
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Sophie
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
The Stacies​
Tayshaun
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Ethnic Moggers
BBC Overtake​
Viviana
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Will
-
-
-​


Pacific Party
Aletta
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Bud
CrackHead
-
-​
Carlotta
-
-
-​
Daniel
-
-
-​
Emilia
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Fabio
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
British Weather Report
-​
Gilma
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Hector
XangInsane
Gotei 13
-​
Ileana
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-
-​
John
White Boy Summer
FC Jackson Martinez
-​
Kristy
Gushy Hurricussy
-
-​
Lane
IncelTears
-
-​
Miriam
Cat Ladies
-
-​
Norman
White Boy Summer
-
-​
Olivia
Nigger
The Stacies
-​
Paul
CrackHead
-
-​
Rosa
XangInsane
-
-​
Sergio
Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
-
-​
Tara
The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang)
-
-​
Vicente
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Satan's Retarded Offspring
-​
Willa
-
-
-​
Xavier
XangInsane
Gotei 13
-​
Yolanda
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
-
-​
Zeke
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Gotei 13
-​
Aidan
The Muzzies
r/amiugly
Satan's Retarded Offspring​
Bruna
The Muzzies
-
-​
Carmelo
The Muzzies
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Nigger​
Daniella
The Muzzies
-
-​
Esteban
The Muzzies
-
-​
Flor
The Muzzies
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-​
Gerardo
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
Gotei 13
-​
Hedda
-
-
-​
Izzy
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-
-​
Jacinta
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
-
-​
Kenito
-
-
-​
Luna
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
r/amiugly
FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina
-
-
-​
Nancy
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
CrackHead
British Weather Report​
Ovidio
Ethnic Moggers
-
-​
Pia
-
-
-​
Rey
-
-
-​
Skylar
British Weather Report
The Stacies
-​
Teo
-
-
-​
Violeta
r/amiugly
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters
-​
Wilfredo
Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole
Gotei 13
-​
Xinia
XangInsane
The Dark Seas of Mumbai
Nigger​
Yariel
-
-
-​
Zoe
British Weather Report
Gushy Hurricussy
-​
 
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Issued 28 Jun 2024 20:07 UTC​
NHC will initiate advisories on Tropical Depression Two, located over the central tropical Atlantic Ocean, at 500 PM AST (2100 UTC
 
TD Three expected to be named Chris

Atlantic - Caribbean Sea - Gulf of Mexico​
Tropical Weather Outlook (en Español)
200 PM EDT Sun Jun 30 2024​
Tropical Weather Discussion
1805 UTC Sun Jun 30 2024​
TC Type Image
Hurricane Beryl RSS Feed icon
...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CATEGORY 4 BERYL APPROACHING THE WINDWARD ISLANDS... ...LIFE-THREATENING WINDS AND STORM SURGE EXPECTED THERE BEGINNING EARLY MONDAY MORNING...

5:00 PM AST Sun Jun 30
Location: 11.1°N 56.5°W
Moving: WNW at 18 mph
Min pressure: 960 mb
Max sustained: 130 mph
Public
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Tropical Depression Three RSS Feed icon
...TROPICAL DEPRESSION FORMS OVER THE SOUTHWESTERN GULF OF MEXICO... ...POTENTIAL FOR HEAVY RAINFALL AND FLOODING OVER PORTIONS OF EASTERN MEXICO...

4:00 PM CDT Sun Jun 30
Location: 19.7°N 94.9°W
Moving: W at 12 mph
Min pressure: 1006 mb
Max sustained: 35 mph
Public
Advisory
#1

400 PM CDT
Forecast
Advisory
#1

2100 UTC
Forecast
Discussion
#1

400 PM CDT
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#1

2100 UTC
Productos en español:
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@Debetro no no no you can join the 2025 one
 
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lmao thought htis was @autistic_tendencies jfl
 
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@Xangsane - is there a leaderboard? Who is winning, if any?

C'mon Hexums PSL 6 asshole! Don't let me down!
 
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@Xangsane - is there a leaderboard? Who is winning, if any?

C'mon Hexums PSL 6 asshole! Don't let me down!
you have 0 points so far.
 
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JFL at the dalit Aletta
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@crackhead JFL at bud voters

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@AustinCutler TBH you can join in 2024 if you want. Just submit your team here
 
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