[OFFICIAL THREAD] 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE

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THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


​

Spoiler: Game Rules

1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​

​

Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

​

Spoiler: Game Scoring

1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​

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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams​

Hexum's PSL 6 asshole Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta @TechnoBoss​	Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun @Xangsane​	The Muzzies Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor @arabcelxxx​	XangInsane Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia @LancasteR​
White Boy Summer Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William @IAMNOTANINCEL​	The Dark Seas of Mumbai Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente @aspiringexcel​	The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang) Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara @chaddyboi66​	CrackHead Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy @WayneBraaaah​
Penis Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax @yvngbreadstick​	r/amiugly Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus @Tai Lung​	Ethnic Moggers Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen @Infinite​	BBC Overtake Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris @socialcel​
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor @Mog3D​	Nigger Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia @optimisticzoomer​	Satan's Retarded Offspring Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente @Jarate​	Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John @JohnBaza​
British Weather Report Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe @NumbThePain​	Gotei 13 Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo @Lynxress​	The Stacies Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara @heightmaxxing​	Cat Ladies Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam @aesthetic beauty​
​	IncelTears Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William @qxtwz7854​	Gushy Hurricussy Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe @Sprinkles​

About the teams​

• These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
• A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
• Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.

Notes to participants:​

• @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).​
• @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers​
• @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!​

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Storms

Legend​

Positive Points	Green Text
Negative Points	Red Text
Active	Yellow Text
Hasn't Formed Yet	White Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad​

Alberto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Nigger FC Jackson Martinez​	Beryl PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Chris White Boy Summer Penis BBC Overtake​	Debby Penis The Stacies -​
Ernesto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance XangInsane Ethnic Moggers​	Francine Cat Ladies - -​	Gordon White Boy Summer Crackhead BBC Overtake​	Helene Cat Ladies IncelTears -​
Isaac FC Jackson Martinez British Weather Report IncelTears​	Joyce - - -​	Kirk The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) CrackHead Penis​	Leslie The Stacies Cat Ladies Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton IncelTears - -​	Nadine Cat Ladies - -​	Oscar Hexum's PSL 6 asshole IncelTears -​	Patty CrackHead - -​
Rafael Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Satan's Retarded Offspring FC Jackson Martinez​	Sara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies -​	Tony r/amiugly - -​	Valerie Nigger - -​
William White Boy Summer IncelTears -​	Adria Nigger - -​	Braylen Ethnic Moggers - -​	Caridad - - -​
Deshawn Dark Looks - BBC Alliance The Dark Seas of Mumbai Ethnic Moggers​	Emery Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Foster Penis - -​	Gemma Penis - -​
Heath - - -​	Isla - - -​	Jacobus r/amiugly BBC Overtake FC Jackson Martinez​	Kenzie The Dark Seas of Mumbai British Weather Report -​
Lucio r/amiugly BBC Overtake Gotei 13​	Makayla Ethnic Moggers - -​	Nolan White Boy Summer - -​	Orlanda - -​
Pax XangInsane Penis BBC Overtake​	Ronin The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Sophie The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies​	Tayshaun Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Ethnic Moggers BBC Overtake​
​	Viviana Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Will - - -​

Pacific Party
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Aletta Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Bud CrackHead - -​	Carlotta - - -​	Daniel - - -​
Emilia Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Fabio The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) British Weather Report -​	Gilma Cat Ladies - -​	Hector XangInsane Gotei 13 -​
Ileana Satan's Retarded Offspring - -​	John White Boy Summer FC Jackson Martinez -​	Kristy Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Lane IncelTears - -​
Miriam Cat Ladies - -​	Norman White Boy Summer - -​	Olivia Nigger The Stacies -​	Paul CrackHead - -​
Rosa XangInsane - -​	Sergio Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - -​	Tara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) - -​	Vicente The Dark Seas of Mumbai Satan's Retarded Offspring -​
Willa - - -​	Xavier XangInsane Gotei 13 -​	Yolanda The Dark Seas of Mumbai - -​	Zeke PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​
Aidan The Muzzies r/amiugly Satan's Retarded Offspring​	Bruna The Muzzies - -​	Carmelo The Muzzies The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Daniella The Muzzies - -​
Esteban The Muzzies - -​	Flor The Muzzies PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​	Gerardo PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​	Hedda - - -​
Izzy PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - -​	Jacinta Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Kenito - - -​	Luna Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole r/amiugly FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina - - -​	Nancy Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole CrackHead British Weather Report​	Ovidio Ethnic Moggers - -​	Pia - - -​
Rey - - -​	Skylar British Weather Report The Stacies -​	Teo - - -​	Violeta r/amiugly PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​
Wilfredo Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole Gotei 13 -​	Xinia XangInsane The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Yariel - - -​	Zoe British Weather Report Gushy Hurricussy -​

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About this game

The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):

https://hurricane.life/

View attachment 2779771

You can see the archive from last year here:

https://hurricane.life/archives/2023/index.html

JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:
View attachment 2779909View attachment 2779908

I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

View attachment 2779769View attachment 2779768


THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

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Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/​

SHEEEEEEIT

2024 Atlantic, Caribbean & Gulf Of Mexico Hurricane Season Forecast (Issued March 13) - Crown Weather Services

Summary: Buckle up as it looks like it’s going to be an extraordinarily active hurricane season in terms of both number of storms and also in the amount of potential impacts across the Caribbean and along the US Coastline (especially the Gulf Coast). The combination of developing La Nina conditions…

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Your One-Stop Source For Hurricane, Tropical Weather & Severe Weather Information

2024 Atlantic, Caribbean & Gulf Of Mexico Hurricane Season Forecast (Issued March 13)​

Summary: Buckle up as it looks like it’s going to be an extraordinarily active hurricane season in terms of both number of storms and also in the amount of potential impacts across the Caribbean and along the US Coastline (especially the Gulf Coast). The combination of developing La Nina conditions this summer and well above average ocean temperatures across the deep tropics is likely to lead to an extremely busy hurricane season. Also, I do think that the mean storm track this hurricane season will be further west than last year which means that the Caribbean, the southwest North Atlantic (near the Bahamas and Florida) and the Gulf of Mexico could be particularly at risk.
The Numbers: 25 Named Storms, 12 of those storms becoming Hurricanes and 6 of those hurricanes becoming Major Hurricanes (Category 3 or higher on the Saffir-Simpson scale).
Accumulated Cyclone Energy (ACE) Index Forecast: I am forecasting an ACE index this year of 225, which not only signals that this will be a hyperactive season, but also would put this upcoming hurricane season in the top ten of the most active hurricane seasons on record.
ENSO Conditions: The current El Nino conditions are rapidly weakening with cooler than average waters now showing up in the eastern Pacific. It seems quite likely that the ENSO conditions will become ENSO neutral sometime during April and then become La Nina conditions during about the July and August time period.
This reversal in ENSO conditions means that it will most definitely enhance tropical storm and hurricane activity across the Atlantic Basin this season with well above average amounts of activity in terms of the number of tropical storms and hurricanes.

Sea Surface Temperatures: Once again, the lack of any real winter this year has significantly affected the ocean water temperatures across the North Atlantic and the Gulf of Mexico with well above average temperatures almost everywhere.
Of particular note is the eastern Tropical Atlantic where both ocean water temperatures and ocean heat content are in record warmth territory. In fact, the ocean temperatures over the eastern Tropical Atlantic are as high as what you would normally expect them to be during mid-June.
One of the keys in determining how active/inactive the hurricane season will be is how much will the deep tropics (south of 25 North Latitude) warms up during April, May and June. The latest climate models suggests that well above average ocean water temperatures will remain locked across the deep tropics leading to the potential for a very active season in the deep tropics with “classic” long track Cape Verde storms very much on the table.

Analog Years: These are the analog years that seem to be a close match right now to what the 2024 hurricane season may be like. They are 1878, 1889, 1896, 1915, 1958, 1966, 1995, 1998, 2005, 2010, 2016 & 2020.
This is our “hot spot” map which shows which areas were impacted the most during the 12 analog years I have listed:

Landfall Threat Forecast: There are two areas that I’m most concerned about for this upcoming season in terms of a tropical storm or hurricane impact.
The First Area Is the Caribbean and in particular the northeastern Caribbean and the northwestern Caribbean. The extremely warm ocean temperatures over the deep tropical eastern Atlantic combined with the developing La Nina conditions and a upper level weather pattern that features a big Bermuda high pressure system to the north means long-track tropical storms and hurricanes will be a big, big threat.
I think the islands of the northeastern Caribbean, including the northern Leeward Islands, the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico could be at significant risk this season. I also think that the islands of the northwestern Caribbean, including the Cayman Islands, the northeastern Yucatan Peninsula and western Cuba could also be at significant risk this season.
The Second Area Of Particular Concern Is a corridor from the Bahamas through the Florida Peninsula to the eastern Gulf of Mexico. As I mentioned previously, I think that the main storm track this season will be further west than last year, which means that many of the storms will be passing through the Bahamas and the Florida Peninsula. The eastern Gulf of Mexico may be affected in two ways – one by systems moving westward from the Bahamas and two by any systems moving northward from the Caribbean.
Other Areas Of Concern Include the central and northwestern Gulf coast and the southeastern coast of the United States where tropical activity may be drawn northward up the East Coast of the United States from the northern Caribbean islands or pulled northward into the Gulf of Mexico from the Caribbean.
Another area to closely monitor is the central and southern Lesser Antilles and Barbados where Cape Verde storms may impact on their track westward.
Even though your area may have a low or medium risk this season, be aware that any small fluctuations in the upper level weather pattern at the “wrong” time could threaten the low or medium risk areas.

Finally, we will begin sending out daily tropical weather discussions for the 2024 Atlantic Hurricane Season on Wednesday, May 1st.
2024 Atlantic Tropical Cyclone Names:
Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Francine
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Milton
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sara
Tony
Valerie
William


Copyright © 2024 Crown Weather Services

 

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TIME'S UP.

THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED.

THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


​

Spoiler: Game Rules

1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​

​

Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

​

Spoiler: Game Scoring

1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​

​

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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams​

Hexum's PSL 6 asshole Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta @TechnoBoss​	Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun @Xangsane​	The Muzzies Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor @arabcelxxx​	XangInsane Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia @LancasteR​
White Boy Summer Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William @IAMNOTANINCEL​	The Dark Seas of Mumbai Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente @aspiringexcel​	The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang) Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara @chaddyboi66​	CrackHead Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy @WayneBraaaah​
Penis Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax @yvngbreadstick​	r/amiugly Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus @Tai Lung​	Ethnic Moggers Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen @Infinite​	BBC Overtake Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris @socialcel​
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor @Mog3D​	Nigger Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia @optimisticzoomer​	Satan's Retarded Offspring Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente @Jarate​	Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John @JohnBaza​
British Weather Report Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe @NumbThePain​	Gotei 13 Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo @Lynxress​	The Stacies Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara @heightmaxxing​	Cat Ladies Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam @aesthetic beauty​
​	IncelTears Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William @qxtwz7854​	Gushy Hurricussy Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe @Sprinkles​

About the teams​

• These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
• A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
• Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.

Notes to participants:​

• @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).​
• @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers​
• @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!​

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Storms

Legend​

Positive Points	Green Text
Negative Points	Red Text
Active	Yellow Text
Hasn't Formed Yet	White Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad​

Alberto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Nigger FC Jackson Martinez​	Beryl PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Chris White Boy Summer Penis BBC Overtake​	Debby Penis The Stacies -​
Ernesto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance XangInsane Ethnic Moggers​	Francine Cat Ladies - -​	Gordon White Boy Summer Crackhead BBC Overtake​	Helene Cat Ladies IncelTears -​
Isaac FC Jackson Martinez British Weather Report IncelTears​	Joyce - - -​	Kirk The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) CrackHead Penis​	Leslie The Stacies Cat Ladies Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton IncelTears - -​	Nadine Cat Ladies - -​	Oscar Hexum's PSL 6 asshole IncelTears -​	Patty CrackHead - -​
Rafael Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Satan's Retarded Offspring FC Jackson Martinez​	Sara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies -​	Tony r/amiugly - -​	Valerie Nigger - -​
William White Boy Summer IncelTears -​	Adria Nigger - -​	Braylen Ethnic Moggers - -​	Caridad - - -​
Deshawn Dark Looks - BBC Alliance The Dark Seas of Mumbai Ethnic Moggers​	Emery Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Foster Penis - -​	Gemma Penis - -​
Heath - - -​	Isla - - -​	Jacobus r/amiugly BBC Overtake FC Jackson Martinez​	Kenzie The Dark Seas of Mumbai British Weather Report -​
Lucio r/amiugly BBC Overtake Gotei 13​	Makayla Ethnic Moggers - -​	Nolan White Boy Summer - -​	Orlanda - -​
Pax XangInsane Penis BBC Overtake​	Ronin The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Sophie The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies​	Tayshaun Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Ethnic Moggers BBC Overtake​
​	Viviana Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Will - - -​

Pacific Party
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Aletta Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Bud CrackHead - -​	Carlotta - - -​	Daniel - - -​
Emilia Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Fabio The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) British Weather Report -​	Gilma Cat Ladies - -​	Hector XangInsane Gotei 13 -​
Ileana Satan's Retarded Offspring - -​	John White Boy Summer FC Jackson Martinez -​	Kristy Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Lane IncelTears - -​
Miriam Cat Ladies - -​	Norman White Boy Summer - -​	Olivia Nigger The Stacies -​	Paul CrackHead - -​
Rosa XangInsane - -​	Sergio Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - -​	Tara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) - -​	Vicente The Dark Seas of Mumbai Satan's Retarded Offspring -​
Willa - - -​	Xavier XangInsane Gotei 13 -​	Yolanda The Dark Seas of Mumbai - -​	Zeke PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​
Aidan The Muzzies r/amiugly Satan's Retarded Offspring​	Bruna The Muzzies - -​	Carmelo The Muzzies The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Daniella The Muzzies - -​
Esteban The Muzzies - -​	Flor The Muzzies PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​	Gerardo PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​	Hedda - - -​
Izzy PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - -​	Jacinta Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Kenito - - -​	Luna Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole r/amiugly FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina - - -​	Nancy Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole CrackHead British Weather Report​	Ovidio Ethnic Moggers - -​	Pia - - -​
Rey - - -​	Skylar British Weather Report The Stacies -​	Teo - - -​	Violeta r/amiugly PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​
Wilfredo Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole Gotei 13 -​	Xinia XangInsane The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Yariel - - -​	Zoe British Weather Report Gushy Hurricussy -​

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About this game

The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):

https://hurricane.life/

View attachment 2779771

You can see the archive from last year here:

https://hurricane.life/archives/2023/index.html

JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:
View attachment 2779909View attachment 2779908

I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

View attachment 2779769View attachment 2779768


THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

---

Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/​

Unironically Nadine destroying Jewish areas would be based (as Nadine can be used in Arabic too)

 

[Xangsane]

 

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@socialcel SHEEEEEIT NIGGA

Atlantic Hurricane Season First Look: March 2024

Atlantic and Pacific indications are lining up for large-and-in-charge hurricane season.

weathertiger.substack.com

 

[Xangsane]

USA about to get raped by ernesto

https://www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane/explosive-atlantic-hurricane-season-predicted-for-2024-accuweather-experts-warn/1633944#:~:text=AccuWeather%20meteorologists%20are%20forecasting%2020,to%20six%20direct%20U.S.%20impacts

 

[Xangsane]

Experts predict an extremely active 2024 Atlantic hurricane season - The Weather Network

The prediction of near-record activity arrives amid worrying conditions across the ocean basin

www.theweathernetwork.com

[LIVE CHAT GTFIH] DR PHIL KLOTZBACH MEETING - PREDICTED "EXTREMELY ACTIVE" 23/11/5 HURRICANE SEASON - BBC SPAMMER INSIDE THE CHAT!

https://hurricanecenterlive.com/live-event.html GTFIH

looksmax.org

 

[Xangsane]

gear up, ernestocels

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/latest-hurricane-outlook-predicts-one-of-the-busiest-seasons

 

[Xangsane]

What are 2024 hurricane names? When is Atlantic hurricane season?

The Atlantic hurricane season runs from June 1 through Nov. 30. Here is the list of names for 2024, as set by the World Meteorological Organization.

www.naplesnews.com

 

[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss @gooner23 @socialcel
39 named storms which takes us up to Tayshaun, so we could get two BBCcels raping the JewSA

2024 tropical cyclone prediction | Penn Today

Michael Mann and colleagues predict a record-breaking 33 named storms for the 2024 North Atlantic hurricane season. It is the highest count ever projected.

penntoday.upenn.edu

 

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@TechnoBoss @gooner23 @socialcel
39 named storms which takes us up to Tayshaun, so we could get two BBCcels raping the JewSA

2024 tropical cyclone prediction | Penn Today

Michael Mann and colleagues predict a record-breaking 33 named storms for the 2024 North Atlantic hurricane season. It is the highest count ever projected.

penntoday.upenn.edu

Brutal BBC pill. Will the USA survive getting hit by two BBC storms? Where will the BBCs be hitting?

 

[Xangsane]

Brutal BBC pill. Will the USA survive getting hit by two BBC storms? Where will the BBCs be hitting?

Spics (Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael) are gonna take over Texas, BBCs (Deshawn and Tayshaun) going for South Florida

 

[TechnoBoss]

Spics (Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael) are gonna take over Texas, BBCs (Deshawn and Tayshaun) going for South Florida

Will Deshawn mog Alberto? Or will the spics reign supreme?

 

[Xangsane]

Will Deshawn mog Alberto? Or will the spics reign supreme?

TBF Alberto is a BBC spic (t. Alberto Barbosa)

Let's see their history

List of storms named Alberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Ernesto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Humberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Jose - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Lorenzo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Luis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Marco - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Omar - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Pablo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricanes (whites VS ethnics)

HURRICANE RACE WAR [ETHNIC VS WHITE]

IN THE ETHNIC CORNER WE HAVE..... Name Irma Lidia Maria Idalia Jova Jose Gonzalo Humberto Lorenzo Joaquin Omar Jimena Image Stats Peak: 180mph, 914mbar Body count: 134 Damage: $77.2 billion Peak: 140mph, 942mph Body count: 2 Damage: $77.6 million Peak: 175mph, 908mbar...

looksmax.org

 

[TechnoBoss]

TBF Alberto is a BBC spic (t. Alberto Barbosa)

Let's see their history

List of storms named Alberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Ernesto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Humberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Jose - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Lorenzo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Luis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Marco - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Omar - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Pablo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricanes (whites VS ethnics)

HURRICANE RACE WAR [ETHNIC VS WHITE]

IN THE ETHNIC CORNER WE HAVE..... Name Irma Lidia Maria Idalia Jova Jose Gonzalo Humberto Lorenzo Joaquin Omar Jimena Image Stats Peak: 180mph, 914mbar Body count: 134 Damage: $77.2 billion Peak: 140mph, 942mph Body count: 2 Damage: $77.6 million Peak: 175mph, 908mbar...

looksmax.org

Tropical Storm Alberto (1994) – made landfall in Florida, continued over Georgia and Alabama, causing significant damage from flooding; caused 30 deaths and $1.03 billion (1994 USD) damages, mostly in Georgia.

Mogs hard.

 

[Xangsane]

Tropical Storm Alberto (1994) – made landfall in Florida, continued over Georgia and Alabama, causing significant damage from flooding; caused 30 deaths and $1.03 billion (1994 USD) damages, mostly in Georgia.

Mogs hard.

Mogged

Hurricane Lorenzo (2019), the easternmost Category 5 hurricane on record.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Mogged

• Hurricane Lorenzo (2019), the easternmost Category 5 hurricane on record.

Do White storms mog ethnic storms?

 

[Xangsane]

Mogged

Hurricane Lorenzo (2019), the easternmost Category 5 hurricane on record.

@TechnoBoss unless if you consider lorenzo a white italian like Zurzolo

 

[Xangsane]

Do White storms mog ethnic storms?

In terms of damage and deaths yes. The spic storms usually love to wander in the middle of nowhere even if they also are strong.

The tacocel gang had it really good in the mid-2010s and beyond

Hurricane Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Joaquin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Irma - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Maria - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Lorenzo (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Humberto (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Idalia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss unless if you consider lorenzo a white italian like Zurzolo

@TechnoBoss do you?

In terms of damage and deaths yes. The spic storms usually love to wander in the middle of nowhere even if they also are strong.
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The tacocel gang had it really good in the mid-2010s and beyond

Hurricane Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Joaquin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Irma - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Maria - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Lorenzo (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Humberto (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Idalia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[TechnoBoss]

@TechnoBoss do you?

Yeah I do.

In terms of damage and deaths yes. The spic storms usually love to wander in the middle of nowhere even if they also are strong.
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The tacocel gang had it really good in the mid-2010s and beyond

Hurricane Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Joaquin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Irma - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Maria - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Lorenzo (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Humberto (2019) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Hurricane Idalia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Brutal. Even ethnic storms don't wanna do anything productive. JFL at tacocel hurricanes.

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah I do.

Of these who would you consider ethnic?

Let's see their history

List of storms named Alberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Ernesto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Gonzalo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Humberto - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Jose - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Lorenzo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Luis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Marco - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Omar - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

List of storms named Pablo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Brutal. Even ethnic storms don't wanna do anything productive. JFL at tacocel hurricanes.

Let's compare a white VS ethnic storm of a similar calibre

JFL at this dumbass

Storm reprieve: Humberto steers clear of beleaguered Bahamas, develops into hurricane

Residents and rescue workers breathe sigh of relief; Florida coast also appears to be in the clear from impacts of Hurricane Humberto.

eu.usatoday.com

 

[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss white male vs ethnic female

 

[TechnoBoss]

Of these who would you consider ethnic?



Let's compare a white VS ethnic storm of a similar calibre

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JFL at this dumbass

Storm reprieve: Humberto steers clear of beleaguered Bahamas, develops into hurricane

Residents and rescue workers breathe sigh of relief; Florida coast also appears to be in the clear from impacts of Hurricane Humberto.

eu.usatoday.com

They all sound ethnic. Brutal HumbERto would rather stay off land and do no damage than a mogger WHITE storm.

 

[Xangsane]

need to adjust the damage for inflation, so Fabian still mogs that beanercel + Fabian was actually retired

 

[TechnoBoss]

@TechnoBoss white male vs ethnic female

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$113 billion in damages mogs hard.

 

[Xangsane]

They all sound ethnic.

Thought you said you considered lorenzo white (italian)?

Brutal HumbERto would rather stay off land and do no damage than a mogger WHITE storm.

Instead this is the shit he does

 

[TechnoBoss]

Thought you said you considered lorenzo white (italian)?

Instead this is the shit he does
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Oh yeah except Lorenzo. He is white passing.

JFL all it managed to do was kill some birds and hit irrelevant farmERs. Even the farmERs and birds were probably mogging the storm as it hit them.

 

[Xangsane]

$113 billion in damages mogs hard.

Only thing was that Ian got cucked by BBC

 

[Xangsane]

Oh yeah except Lorenzo. He is white passing.

White-white or just white-passing ethnic?
How ethnic are the others?

JFL all it managed to do was kill some birds and hit irrelevant farmERs. Even the farmERs and birds were probably mogging the storm as it hit them.

You be the judge of that

Hurricane Humberto shows off titanic 'tail' in NASA image

Humberto is really stretching out across the Atlantic as it eyes Bermuda.

www.cnet.com

 

[Xangsane]

Only thing was that Ian got cucked by BBC
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Jova for shrekcels

 

[Xangsane]

0

 

[Xangsane]

TIME'S UP.

THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED.

THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


​

Spoiler: Game Rules

1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​

​

Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

​

Spoiler: Game Scoring

1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​

​

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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams​

Hexum's PSL 6 asshole Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta @TechnoBoss​	Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun @Xangsane​	The Muzzies Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor @arabcelxxx​	XangInsane Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia @LancasteR​
White Boy Summer Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William @IAMNOTANINCEL​	The Dark Seas of Mumbai Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente @aspiringexcel​	The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang) Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara @chaddyboi66​	CrackHead Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy @WayneBraaaah​
Penis Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax @yvngbreadstick​	r/amiugly Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus @Tai Lung​	Ethnic Moggers Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen @Infinite​	BBC Overtake Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris @socialcel​
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor @Mog3D​	Nigger Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia @optimisticzoomer​	Satan's Retarded Offspring Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente @Jarate​	Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John @JohnBaza​
British Weather Report Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe @NumbThePain​	Gotei 13 Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo @Lynxress​	The Stacies Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara @heightmaxxing​	Cat Ladies Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam @aesthetic beauty​
​	IncelTears Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William @qxtwz7854​	Gushy Hurricussy Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe @Sprinkles​

About the teams​

• These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
• A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
• Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.

Notes to participants:​

• @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).​
• @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers​
• @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!​

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Storms

Legend​

Positive Points	Green Text
Negative Points	Red Text
Active	Yellow Text
Hasn't Formed Yet	White Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad​

Alberto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Nigger FC Jackson Martinez​	Beryl PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Chris White Boy Summer Penis BBC Overtake​	Debby Penis The Stacies -​
Ernesto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance XangInsane Ethnic Moggers​	Francine Cat Ladies - -​	Gordon White Boy Summer Crackhead BBC Overtake​	Helene Cat Ladies IncelTears -​
Isaac FC Jackson Martinez British Weather Report IncelTears​	Joyce - - -​	Kirk The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) CrackHead Penis​	Leslie The Stacies Cat Ladies Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton IncelTears - -​	Nadine Cat Ladies - -​	Oscar Hexum's PSL 6 asshole IncelTears -​	Patty CrackHead - -​
Rafael Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Satan's Retarded Offspring FC Jackson Martinez​	Sara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies -​	Tony r/amiugly - -​	Valerie Nigger - -​
William White Boy Summer IncelTears -​	Adria Nigger - -​	Braylen Ethnic Moggers - -​	Caridad - - -​
Deshawn Dark Looks - BBC Alliance The Dark Seas of Mumbai Ethnic Moggers​	Emery Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Foster Penis - -​	Gemma Penis - -​
Heath - - -​	Isla - - -​	Jacobus r/amiugly BBC Overtake FC Jackson Martinez​	Kenzie The Dark Seas of Mumbai British Weather Report -​
Lucio r/amiugly BBC Overtake Gotei 13​	Makayla Ethnic Moggers - -​	Nolan White Boy Summer - -​	Orlanda - -​
Pax XangInsane Penis BBC Overtake​	Ronin The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Sophie The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies​	Tayshaun Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Ethnic Moggers BBC Overtake​
​	Viviana Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Will - - -​

Pacific Party
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Aletta Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Bud CrackHead - -​	Carlotta - - -​	Daniel - - -​
Emilia Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Fabio The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) British Weather Report -​	Gilma Cat Ladies - -​	Hector XangInsane Gotei 13 -​
Ileana Satan's Retarded Offspring - -​	John White Boy Summer FC Jackson Martinez -​	Kristy Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Lane IncelTears - -​
Miriam Cat Ladies - -​	Norman White Boy Summer - -​	Olivia Nigger The Stacies -​	Paul CrackHead - -​
Rosa XangInsane - -​	Sergio Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - -​	Tara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) - -​	Vicente The Dark Seas of Mumbai Satan's Retarded Offspring -​
Willa - - -​	Xavier XangInsane Gotei 13 -​	Yolanda The Dark Seas of Mumbai - -​	Zeke PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​
Aidan The Muzzies r/amiugly Satan's Retarded Offspring​	Bruna The Muzzies - -​	Carmelo The Muzzies The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Daniella The Muzzies - -​
Esteban The Muzzies - -​	Flor The Muzzies PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​	Gerardo PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​	Hedda - - -​
Izzy PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - -​	Jacinta Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Kenito - - -​	Luna Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole r/amiugly FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina - - -​	Nancy Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole CrackHead British Weather Report​	Ovidio Ethnic Moggers - -​	Pia - - -​
Rey - - -​	Skylar British Weather Report The Stacies -​	Teo - - -​	Violeta r/amiugly PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​
Wilfredo Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole Gotei 13 -​	Xinia XangInsane The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Yariel - - -​	Zoe British Weather Report Gushy Hurricussy -​

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About this game

The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):

https://hurricane.life/

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You can see the archive from last year here:

https://hurricane.life/archives/2023/index.html

JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:
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I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

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THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

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Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/​

@TechnoBoss look at how lame their team names are

 

[TechnoBoss]

@TechnoBoss look at how lame their team names are

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Nothing compares to Hexums PSL 6 Asshole tbqh. r/amiugly is pretty funny though.

 

[Xangsane]

Nothing compares to Hexums PSL 6 Asshole tbqh. r/amiugly is pretty funny though.

Mog battle: team names?

 

[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss

 

[TechnoBoss]

Mog battle: team names?
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Looksmax names mog those other names hard. Closest name to funny on the right is "Just the tip" but even that is a LTN name.

"Nigger" is quite a funny name too. PSL 8 Dalit Streetshitters is a close competitor.

What team name mogs in your opinion?

 

[TechnoBoss]

@TechnoBoss

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[Xangsane]

Looksmax names mog those other names hard.

YES!

Closest name to funny on the right is "Just the tip" but even that is a LTN name.

TBH I'm assuming a pile of boomers did that. Secondly, the organizer of the other Fantasy Hurricane League literally said this about our team names:

"Nigger" is quite a funny name too. PSL 8 Dalit Streetshitters is a close competitor.

What team name mogs in your opinion?

 

[Xangsane]

@BigJimsWornOutTires

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@BigJimsWornOutTires

So when it storms near you, you're

, aren't you?

 

[Xangsane]

So when it storms near you, you're

, aren't you?

only if it's got a sexy girl name