Only valid suicide method

[Canthus]

Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate

 

[sodiumcel]

What if he misses the shot

 

[kungfumaster]

what about jumping a motorcycle into a canyon like your evil knievel

 

[soapbubble]

@illusion yo

 

[Rxndependant]

Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck

 

[Ahmed88]

There's a 1000 ways to commit suicide, with guaranteed quick and painless death

It's just that most people who commit suicide are sorry pieces of shits and very retarded

 

[Niche12345678890]

Just drink a shit ton of insulin

 

[Deleted member 268817]

What if he misses the shot

ah right…

recoil just like in rust.

 

[Canthus]

Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck

Magdump is underrated bc you get multiple attempts and can continue firing post mortum

Swallow the magdump pill, it’s the harsh reality

 

[Seven]

best way is to go er

 

[Brava]

nah best way to go out is actually idk

 

[Canthus]

best way is to go er

Yeah or just do a gta tier killing spree with an assault rifle of course. Eventually you’ll die and get some nostalgia from quarantine

 

[Rxndependant]

best way is to go er

The most optimal way to do that is by vehicular ramming not with guns.

Glowies up in here doe gotta stay quiet

 

[WhiteMan]

Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck

Best way is consulting with @RealSurgerymax and having him operate on you

 

[Canthus]

Best way is consulting with @RealSurgerymax and having him operate on you

You could also lose your virginity in the process if he sticks it in your ass while you’re under…

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Did the KFC addict bring the Sanktion Sewercide members on to here

 

[fraudster#1]

holy timing

 

[Canthus]

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holy timing

Don’t listen to that bullshit advice,

take mine and go ER

 

[vxfx]

Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate

that firearm one cant be true unless retards are shooting themselves in the foot

 

[Deleted member 400774]

Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Startle reflex

 

[eology]

Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate

edit:

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate

Do you think I’m balling like this son?

 

[buccalfatremoval]

just fucking OD on insulin

Od in insulin is ridiculously hard

 

[eology]

Od in insulin is ridiculously hard

just beechout theory
all hail oreoman

 

[eology]

edit: hardcore cringemax

 

[iblamexyz]

Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate

Almost all hitman are scams or honeypots kek

 

[Canthus]

Almost all hitman are scams or honeypots kek

Maybe if you order it online like a dumbass
Mafia hitmen exist just prob super pricey