Only valid suicide method

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Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate
 
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What if he misses the shot:unsure:
 
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what about jumping a motorcycle into a canyon like your evil knievel
 
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@illusion yo
 
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Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck
 
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There's a 1000 ways to commit suicide, with guaranteed quick and painless death

It's just that most people who commit suicide are sorry pieces of shits and very retarded
 
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Just drink a shit ton of insulin
 
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Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck
Magdump is underrated bc you get multiple attempts and can continue firing post mortum

Swallow the magdump pill, it’s the harsh reality
 
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best way is to go er
 
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best way is to go er
Yeah or just do a gta tier killing spree with an assault rifle of course. Eventually you’ll die and get some nostalgia from quarantine
 
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best way is to go er
The most optimal way to do that is by vehicular ramming not with guns.

Glowies up in here doe gotta stay quiet
 
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Gunshot to the temple, anything above.22 or just go even higher to be safe

A lot of retards shove the gun up their mouth or chin.

Hanging is shite because most people die from lack of oxygen and not because they snapped their neck
Best way is consulting with @RealSurgerymax and having him operate on you
 
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Best way is consulting with @RealSurgerymax and having him operate on you
You could also lose your virginity in the process if he sticks it in your ass while you’re under…
 
Did the KFC addict bring the Sanktion Sewercide members on to here :feelsmega::feelsmega:

IMG 1068
 
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Sui

holy timing
 
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Saw some thread about how like 90% of suicide attempts fail even like 40% of firearm ones.

Truth is best way to go out is to pay a hitman or friend to magdump you with an assault rifle. 100% success rate
that firearm one cant be true unless retards are shooting themselves in the foot
 
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