Oral Minoxidil is OVERHATED. And potentially one of the Holy Grails of Softmaxxing.

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Low dose oral Minoxidil is genuinely so overhated, yes we know "muh bloat" (only side effect btw) But what else can you say about it??

Thank you for the thicker and extra facial hair (if you want it)

JFL at people who complain about having to shave more, it's literally not that deep just fucking shave you moron, and low dose doesn't make you get hair growth THAT much to where you'd have to go from like a weekly shave to a daily shave. Don't be retarded.

Easy of use, doesn't need any application just take the pill and forget

Thank you for the mogger lashes and brows, I already see a difference in about 2 weeks on minoxidil

Thank you for the longer and denser hair

JUST FUCKING LOL at people crying of bloat, a good 90% of people saying this shit don't actually hop on minoxidil. It depends on so much factors and doesn't even bloat most that use it. This forum is so fucking shit and it's just a cesspool of people regurgitating things other people say or basing things off of theoreticals

ACTUALLY TRY THINGS FIRST BHAIS.

It's amazing for me and I don't bloat, because I already didn't have a round looking face, most of you fuckers are already boneless as hell and don't have angularity, hop on minox then say minox is bloating you jfl at not having bones:lul::lul::lul:

Nocebo drug of death, stop overly hating on this drug because of Chad saying it bloated the fuck out of him (This nigger roids to death btw) And Jonas' thread on it. Especially if you don't use it.


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eplerenone should stop bloat no?
 
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eplerenone should stop bloat no?
Some people anecdotally say it doesn't stop bloat, but they could be bad faith and just say that to reinforce their shitty idea that oral minoxidil is shit

Most people I know that are actually on it and have shown proof they're on it, say that eplerenone does the job.
 
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ur so smart bhai

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eplerenone should stop bloat no?
yeh, u don’t even need it tho if its low dose min
 
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Did you have bloat issues on it?

The bloat was the only thing stopping me feom getting oral minox
 
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Some people anecdotally say it doesn't stop bloat, but they could be bad faith and just say that to reinforce their shitty idea that oral minoxidil is shit

Most people I know that are actually on it and have shown proof they're on it, say that eplerenone does the job.
Science says it should tbf

It's preferable to avoid anecdotes when it comes to these things. You never know if these people are "confirmation bias"-ing or not
 
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Did you have bloat issues on it?

The bloat was the only thing stopping me feom getting oral minox
Furomeside
eplerenone should stop bloat no?
Furomeside is superior

Eplerenone is just a hormone blocker which decreases water retention as (technically) a side effect, furosemide is a diuretic that gets rid of water retention directly

Think of it like "X causes Y" and you either "I block Z to decrease Y" or "I decrease Y" clearly decreasing Y directly is superior and this applies as furosemide is superior in decreasing water retention
 
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Science says it should tbf
That's true which I'm not denying, but water retention doesn't automatically equate to subcutaneous water retention, let alone facially. "Water retention" is such a broad spectrum, we retain water every day naturally. That's why its better to just use it and see what happens.

No way people think if they have an angular face minoxidil is gonna just completely rape their angularity, this is literally a laughing stock of an idea that some people present here.
It's preferable to avoid anecdotes when it comes to these things. You never know if these people are "confirmation bias"-ing or not
Exactly, that's why people need to try shit. Especially when it comes to side effects reported

"Ohhh I'm not getting on finasteride or dutasteride because people report pfs!!!" Fucking try it first you faggot you don't know if you'll get it
 

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