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sytyl

sytyl

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I am confirmed 5psl
I am 5'11 (it is enough where I live)
I make over 6 figures
I have many lays
I had a hqnp gf (who I dumped because she had a bf in highschool, virgin or death tbh, another one of my problems I will never solve)
By all these metrics I have "won" at life.

BUT
I have a pencil dick (6.5 x 4.6) probably 6.6 x 4.7 on cialis

No matter what I achieve in life, I will always be dickmogged. Every room I enter, I will only length mog 93.06% of the people and girthmog ONLY 53.42% of the people.

Why did god have to curse me with a pencil dick? I saw my dads dick in the bathroom once when I was a kid and jfl he had a donkey dick, why did my mother have to give me subhuman pencil dick genes??? It's not fair.

I would instantly switch places in life with a 4psler with an 8x6, then I'd feel like a man and not a boy.

How are there surgeries that break open a persons skull safely but no low risk surgeries for increasing penis size?
 
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pp extender
 
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I saw my dads dick in the bathroom once when I was a kid and jfl he had a donkey dick, why did my mother have to give me subhuman pencil dick genes???
this is why i thank allah everyday for having an ecuadorian mom, if i got my dads indian dick, wouldve been over for me truly.
 
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Bro. your dick length mogs me. How am I supposed to feel now.
 
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612 6124330 meme memes simpsons simpson simpsonswave simpsonsfamily lisa simpson
 
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No pics = larp
 
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Do I have a pencil dick because I death grip fapped all throughout puberty?
 
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past 6 inches length does not matter, girth becomes the decider
Bro. As much as I wish this is true, I think its pretty cope.
 
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Do I have a pencil dick because I death grip fapped all throughout puberty?
your dick isn't pencil its average, and just do dickmaxing exercises. Im gonna try that shit.
 
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No pics = larp
You can ask @Sikkunt23 or @NordicIranian or @Mohamad how I look, there's a few others too.

Unless you want to see my dick in which case let me load up a pornhub tab and get my measuring tape.
 
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Thicc cocc or rope
 
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You can ask @Sikkunt23 or @NordicIranian or @Mohamad how I look, there's a few others too.

Unless you want to see my dick in which case let me load up a pornhub tab and get my measuring tape.
Brb measuring the mog

Send me on pm I won't leak you
 
no offense but have you ever even used your dick? i got 7.5x4.8-4.9 and no problems with my gf
 
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your size is not the problem, dumbass. check r/averagedickproblems
 
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no offense but have you ever even used your dick? i got 7.5x4.8-4.9 and no problems with my gf
Yes bro I've never had a problem but I know I am nothing compared to an 8x6.
 
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no offense but have you ever even used your dick? i got 7.5x4.8-4.9 and no problems with my gf
he def hasnt if he thinks his dick isnt enough jfl
 
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Yes bro I've never had a problem but I know I am nothing compared to an 8x6.
a psl 5 face is like a 6x4.8 dick

8x6 is comparable to a male model face or 6‘5 height

you can always get mogged no matter what u do
 
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at least tag him bro @penis3
 
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brutal pill, those averages in the calcsd databases are skewed lower compared to "regular" ppl

“Lifestyles Condoms conducted medically supervised scientific research into the average length and circumference of the erect penis during Spring Break in Cancun and found that the average penis length is 5.8777 inches, with the majority ranging between 5.5 and 6.3 inches. The average girth (or circumference) is 4.972 inches, with majority ranging between 4.7 and 5.1 inches.


u can calculate percentiles w their standard deviations, but that girth is below average and length is barely above
 
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brutal pill, those averages in the calcsd databases are skewed lower compared to "regular" ppl

“Lifestyles Condoms conducted medically supervised scientific research into the average length and circumference of the erect penis during Spring Break in Cancun and found that the average penis length is 5.8777 inches, with the majority ranging between 5.5 and 6.3 inches. The average girth (or circumference) is 4.972 inches, with majority ranging between 4.7 and 5.1 inches.


u can calculate percentiles w their standard deviations, but that girth is below average and length is barely above
Thx bro. You're proving my point. It is over.
 
look like chico or death
8x6 or death
over for 99.999999999999999999999% of males then cuz im sure theres less than 10 guys alive who fit in all of these
 
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Thx bro. You're proving my point. It is over.

start PEmaxxing asap. i couldnt take the psychological torment of a gf having bigger exes than me tbh.
 
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I am a girthcel too,it is over.
Sub 5(13cm)in girth=OVER
@personalityinkwell
 
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start PEmaxxing asap. i couldnt take the psychological torment of a gf having bigger exes than me tbh.
That's another reason why I am virgin or death when it comes to ltr.
 
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bro, apparently bathmate works very well to girth
I'm even afraid to use this to increase the length of my penis, because it is already very thick(15,5cm the body(head looks even bigger))
 
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Mogs 93% of people gtfo of here
 
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This is also why I have low t taste in women. Women who look high E are a complete turn off for me because I know I will never satisfy them the same way an 8x6 bbc can.

brutal

you're calling dick extenders cope? why?
I don't want to extend length I am fine with length, it's the girth
 
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@Vvvvxxxx I see you, bbc mogger
 
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This is also why I have low t taste in women. Women who look high E are a complete turn off for me because I know I will never satisfy them the same way an 8x6 bbc can.


I don't want to extend length I am fine with length, it's the girth
You should use a penis pump like bathmate tbh,the girth will increase in long term.
 
You should use a penis pump like bathmate tbh,the girth will increase in long term.
just say brb to go to the bathroom to do something no normal person should have to do before sex theory
 
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elab on this. i have no clue what this is
big ass/tits somewhat tall, fertile looking (requires 8x6)

meanwhile my taste is short/skinny/small tits/petite ass (pencil dicks like me have a chance)
 
Tf this dude is a normie
 
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:dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels:
 
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How the fuck can girl tell how big your d is before you fuck her ??
 
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Legit, I am 6.75” and contemplate suicide every day
 
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