POV: I'm feeling like a boss after i deluded .org that i broke my legs in a chase for money while the truth is that i went under a LL surgery

[Crisick]

Fell out to the sewerage and broke my legs after an attempt to save my 20$ bill, at the hospital rn

Ended up saving the bill at least, pretty worth breaking a leg for it… (saved my Jew morals)

looksmax.org

 

[Crisick]

@ascension @wsada @Kroker @TechnoBoss @WeiWei @Gargantuan @SecularIslamist @coisbhai @sub5c3l @FaceandBBC @CarrotMaxxer @LowTierVitoBss

 

[MoggerGaston]

nobody will ever mog you again now that you're 6'9

 

[Crisick]

nobody will ever mog you again now that you're 6'9

O'pry does but post-recovery he'll have no chance. I did it. I'm the most handsome male in the world.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Oy vey I fell for it too. What will be your billed height after recovery from LL?

 

[Crisick]

Oy vey I fell for it too. What will be your billed height after recovery from LL?

6'8

 

[TechnoBoss]

6'8

Nice I expect slay stories when you will finally be able to walk. How long is the recovery time?

 

[Crisick]

Nice I expect slay stories when you will finally be able to walk. How long is the recovery time?

i'm already walking, this is me in the POV video

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

See?!?!?? I told you guys

 

[Crisick]

See?!?!?? I told you guys

POV: you were the surgeron

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

POV: you were the surgeron

Exactly, thanks for these yummy femurs that i 'borrowed', i'm gonna enjoy muching on them in sunil's back kitchen

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

Oh and i also took- ahem, 'donated' one of your kidneys for my dying uncle after he ate an infested rat in the sewers of lahore

 

[WeiWei]

Is that face real? Or is it some filter?

 

[wsada]

He's just so embarrassed he pretending it's fake

 

[Crisick]

Is that face real? Or is it some filter?

as real as the pawg i fucked yesterday.