
Wombles
My discord is: wombles.org
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Oh Jesus christ you are ever graceful and magnificent. Bestow upon your lonely warrior a woman who's simple touch will alleviate my suffering. When you died on the cross O' Jesus did you not for your sons to be gifted with luscious golden haired angels of women. Tell me Jesus when, when, when will the pain you carried with you like I am now, not be freed from the clutches of my inceldom.
Oh Allah am I not your prophet? Have I not predicted these foul satanic forces trying to take my favourite forum down? What must I do to be granted a place in your heaven. What lengths but my devotion to one god who's ever merciful be rewarded. Allah I was promised 72 virgins I've prayed like I have knelt to Jesus I've prayed like my knees have been withered. Still the virgin women are nowhere to be seen.
Buddha I don't know much about you but I too have tried to connect with you and master zen. When I closed my eyes ,I, for a moment felt clarity before thoughts of sexual nature fogged me. Must I go bald before enlightenment? What must your monk do to become a higher form of existence when I die:chad. To be chad do I need to remain a virgin monk forever. Bhudda come to me in my meditations, and tell all.
Krishna your 1000 arms all to help you fondle your harem of beautiful wives breasts. I've been told many indians are in devout worship of you. Although clearly it's come to no fruition. Nevertheless krishna grant me your aryan son beautiful wives of which I'd care and love.
Oh gods of whom I prayed too answer my heed. Deliver me from evil onto the righteous path of sexhaving. Amen.
Oh Allah am I not your prophet? Have I not predicted these foul satanic forces trying to take my favourite forum down? What must I do to be granted a place in your heaven. What lengths but my devotion to one god who's ever merciful be rewarded. Allah I was promised 72 virgins I've prayed like I have knelt to Jesus I've prayed like my knees have been withered. Still the virgin women are nowhere to be seen.
Buddha I don't know much about you but I too have tried to connect with you and master zen. When I closed my eyes ,I, for a moment felt clarity before thoughts of sexual nature fogged me. Must I go bald before enlightenment? What must your monk do to become a higher form of existence when I die:chad. To be chad do I need to remain a virgin monk forever. Bhudda come to me in my meditations, and tell all.
Krishna your 1000 arms all to help you fondle your harem of beautiful wives breasts. I've been told many indians are in devout worship of you. Although clearly it's come to no fruition. Nevertheless krishna grant me your aryan son beautiful wives of which I'd care and love.
Oh gods of whom I prayed too answer my heed. Deliver me from evil onto the righteous path of sexhaving. Amen.
