Progress update on Maasai jumps

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Been doing Maasai jumps for the past few months. I'm starting to get better at it, my sessions are lasting longer, and I'm able to add some weight without completely exhausting myself. There have been a couple of noise complaints, but the risk-to-reward is well worth it.

Just checked my height this morning and it has increased by 5.422mm from the last check-in (Increasing my calcium intake has accelerated this).

Been also thinking about incorporating a DIY rack pulling device onto my bed, allowing me to heightmaxx during sleep. This whole journey has been extremely positive for my mental health, in a few years my manlethood might be just a dark memory of my past life.
 
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Been doing Maasai jumps for the past few months. I'm starting to get better at it, my sessions are lasting longer, and I'm able to add some weight without completely exhausting myself. There have been a couple of noise complaints, but the risk-to-reward is well worth it.

Just checked my height this morning and it has increased by 5.422mm from the last check-in (Increasing my calcium intake has accelerated this).

Been also thinking about incorporating a DIY rack pulling device onto my bed, allowing me to heightmaxx during sleep. This whole journey has been extremely positive for my mental health, in a few years my manlethood might be just a dark memory of my past life.
was it worth doing this autistic shit over 5mm
 
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How old are you?
 
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Any tips? I might aswell give it a shot
I listen to a subliminal HGH-boost track while jumping, I believe this has improved my results by at least 26%, most people don't understand the importance of it.

But overall, it comes consistency and taking everything as seriously as you can.

We will ascend.
 
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