Pussy Shakes and Drakkar will increase your pheromones thus, pussy magnet

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Now if you're wondering, "Gee, Big Jim, what's the deal with these Pussy Shakes? Do they really work?"

Absofuckinglutely!

What you need:

  • Blender
  • Whey protein
  • Strawberries
  • Banana
  • A kick of Kratom
  • Probiotics
  • Prebiotics
  • Green Superfoods
  • Amino Acids
  • Honey
  • Whole Milk (or sub with premier protein (any flavor))

First. Spray some Drakkar on the neck and hair. A touch on the belly. Next, mix the ingredients and drink. Finally, pump up your 3+ years of strength training muscles and wear a tight shirt and jeans then head off to wherever you choose to go. Grocery store - shopping - a downtown area - beach - jogging/walking trail. Fuck the gyms. That's where you work your body. Not your penis. Keep work and pussy separate. The pussy will come to you in a form of a smile - fanning oneself off with her hand - or chatter introduction. For example, say if you're in a grocery store, she'll walk up to you and say, "I know you don't work here, but do you know where the wine is?"

Then you say, "Ugh. Boogers. I'm a big dummy. I don't even know where I'm at right now."

"Jackpot!" She'll celebrate to herself and shortly later, you'll be dick deep inside some wet dripping pussy.
 
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I forgot to mention the requirement for this. My bad. You must have a FANTASTIC-looking body. The face, eh, all depends if the woman has an agenda. Such as, if you have money, and a great body, the face means shit. BUT! If you're making an okay living with not many perks, and her agenda is riches, she might make you a one-timer then ghost you the next day. And if you're a broke-ass motherfucker, you MUST have a decent face. If you don't, the only pussy that's acknowledging your entrance is a few figures above your tier or less. Unless she's a rich horny widow. Then it will depend on your personality and how well you're trained. Bow wow ugh.
 
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