Send a vocaroo of you talking

 
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so many indians lol
 
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My name is StormlitAqua. I'm 27 years old. I believe in just be ethnic, and an unbalanced diet and a non existent exercise routine. In the morning if I'm a little hungry, I'll open a can of pop and eat some double-glazed Krispy Kreme donuts. I can eat 30 now. After I eat the donuts, I open a packet of Tiny Twist pretzels. On the way to work I eat some skittles. Then a Honey Butter Crunch Milkshake from Shake Shack. And on the way home a bag of Lays Honey BBQ chips. When I get home I open some BagelBites pizza snacks, which I leave in the oven for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my food. I always drink regular coke because diet Coke has no sugar and doesn't taste good. Then 4 packets of Reese's peanut butter cups, then some Tater Totes, followed by a final jumbo box of chocolate Twinkies. There is an idea of a StormlitAqua, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. And though I can hide my Dorito stained fingers, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our caloric intakes are probably comparable, I am simply not there in the eyes of white women.
 
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post a real clip bhai
How long have you been on these kinds of sites? I remember there was some user by the name of moggie on lookism as well.
 
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How long have you been on these kinds of sites? I remember there was some user by the name of moggie on lookism as well.
its not me, I was lurking for years but this is my first account
 
its not me, I was lurking for years but this is my first account
You unironically are a failed delon. If some of your features were closer to ideal (like most of us), you would look pretty close to him.
 
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@StreegeReturn

 
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You don’t sound remotely South American.
I was like 3 when my family moved to the USA and raised in UK

I can speak Spanish pretty well though and same for Italian
 
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I was like 3 when my family moved to the USA and raised in UK

I can speak Spanish pretty well though and same for Italian
Ye you sound like a mix of an American and English accent. Sounds high T and deep
 
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@Manchild inb4 its over for me
 
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Hes a mogger voice ngl brutal for me
Throw back to when Turkish JB was horny for my spic language



Voice is cope though, Leonardo Dicaprio sounds like a nerd
 
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Its like 99,99th percentile for a baguette ded srs so don’t criticize
Wrong and I’d know
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Throw back to when Turkish JB was horny for my spic language



Voice is cope though, Leonardo Dicaprio sounds like a nerd

Send full link bhai. Yes im like myke tyson tbh weird case
 
Wow you know spanish and italian. @Manchild idk why girls voice is so HOTT
 
Me and dolph pretty much have the exact same voice and I can’t rn when I can I will
You must be up past your bedtime, brootal
 
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Wow you know spanish and italian. @Manchild idk why girls voice is so HOTT
I didn’t save it 😢 she is high e and drunk. Horny as fuck fore me too
 
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sounds like a retard don't even understand what you are saying maybe its accent
Brutal. Its made on purpose to be. Over if its not even funny
 
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Send full link bhai. Yes im like myke tyson tbh weird case
You can train voice deepness a bit by keeping throat opened. Idk if you already maxed that out though
 
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You can train voice deepness a bit by keeping throat opened. Idk if you already maxed that out though
Wdym throat open. Wanna learn ngl
 
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Probably would have been funny if I would have understood what you said lol
The other one i trynna imitate @Erik-Jón vibes and racism mimics tell me if u can understand it
 
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This is what @Amnesia sounds like btw

 
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The other one i trynna imitate @Erik-Jón vibes and racism mimics tell me if u can understand it
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This is just the beginning of the f me going into my sf folder

Also you need to work on your English
 
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I don't understand, over for me, rotting here every day and not being able to keep up with forum jokes.

Maybe cause I mainly ignore posts of erik jons
 
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