Serious Proposal for the Forum’s Future, Dealing with the Greycel Invasion and the Loss of Veteran Users

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The most pressing issue of the forum’s future is the fact that good users are leaving meanwhile the new users coming in are of far lower quality than the users who leave.

Good users leaving the forum is a major issue of .org’s community. Sure we can stop greycels from flooding in, but non-greycels delete and leave all the time, which creates a demand for new high-quality posters to replace them.

New registrations are critical for maintaining a sizable active user base because otherwise the userbase would dwindle, causing the forum to perish. Unfortunately, as you’ve seen recently, the quality of the new registrations has been laughably low as of late. Without enough quality intake to compensate for the ongoing departure of good users, the forum will surely go to shit.

We can’t turn back time. Many good users left and won’t come back ever. The greycels are already here. Many say the forum peaked in 2020, and the only way to change this is to make it peak again, higher. We must assimilate the greycels into our culture and convert them into high-quality, dedicated contributors.

We need to give users incentives to become active, long-term, high-quality-contributing members. We need to disincentive early deletion. If we can increase the longevity and effort of new users, we’ll get more quality content out of less greycel intake.

And what incentivizes males better than pussy?

Females should be allowed to join.

They should be limited to post only in a set of new private subforums that are restricted to male users by post count and join date. Female users are restricted from these subforums by join date in the reverse order. Here’s an example to explain:
  • “Rookies” Subforum: men at least 1000 posts and at least 1 month old, women at least 6 months old
  • “Bros” Subforum: men at least 5000 posts and at least 6 months old, women at least 3 months old
  • “Veterans” Subforum: men at least 10000 posts and at least 1 year old, women at least 1 month old
  • “Kings” Subforum: men at least 25000 posts and at least 2 years old, all women

The oldest-joined male users get access to the freshest pussy—the cream of the crop. Male users who joined later or who’ve posted less get women who’ve been ran through. New male users have incentives to stay and contribute so that one day they too will be one of the veterans who get the freshest pussy.

This system builds a strong community, by incentivizing users to contribute and stay long-term, by rewarding long-term forum participation with increasing pussy quality.
 
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ew
 
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just allow alts to keep good users entertained and not locked out
 
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Long-term incel contributors will get rewarded for their efforts with opportunities to lose their virginities.

This system solves the problem of the inverse correlation between looksmaxing and forum contribution: the most serious looksmaxers post the least because they ascend and leave.

The female system makes female attention and sex rewards for long-term forum contribution. The veteran truecels who gave everything to this site will finally be rewarded, and new recruits will have incentives to contribute to join the veterans.
 
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just allow alts to keep good users entertained and not locked out

This won’t increase quality content. All it’ll do is let the biggest shitposters shitpost under 20 different names each and cause the rest of the userbase to engage in gossip, speculating on who’s who.
 
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This won’t increase quality content. All it’ll do is let the biggest shitposters shitpost under 20 different names and cause the rest of the userbase to engage in gossip, speculating on who’s who.
that's what i call quality content though
 
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Females should be allowed to join.
Fn0glHXXoAoyW2G

"good joke"

 
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not enough active people for each subforum
 
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not enough active people for each subforum

The subforums are basically nightclubs. We have to keep the male numbers low. You know what happens when the male:female ratio in a nightclub gets high.
 
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Will read later
 
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Nigga smoke some weed and get your dick sucked

Jfl at thinking i would read all of that
 
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They should be limited to post only in a set of new private subforums that are restricted to male users by post count and join date. Female users are restricted from these subforums by join date in the reverse order. Here’s an example to explain:
  • “Rookies” Subforum: men at least 1000 posts and at least 1 month old, women at least 6 months old
  • “Bros” Subforum: men at least 5000 posts and at least 6 months old, women at least 3 months old
  • “Veterans” Subforum: men at least 10000 posts and at least 1 year old, women at least 1 month old
  • “Kings” Subforum: men at least 25000 posts and at least 2 years old, all women

I forgot to mention that the more restrictive subforums have fewer male members and more female members because their men’s and women’s requirements are ordered inversely. Favorable gender ratios make competition easier for veteran members.
 
The subforums are basically nightclubs. We have to keep the male numbers low. You know what happens when the male:female ratio in a nightclub gets high.

 
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Long-term incel contributors will get rewarded for their efforts with opportunities to lose their virginities.

This system solves the problem of the inverse correlation between looksmaxing and forum contribution: the most serious looksmaxers post the least because they ascend and leave.

The female system makes female attention and sex rewards for long-term forum contribution. The veteran truecels who gave everything to this site will finally be rewarded, and new recruits will have incentives to contribute to join the veterans.
Ask @Master to invest some of the ad revenue into hiring professional indian shitposters and make the forum in hindi.
 
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We can’t turn back time. Many good users left and won’t come back ever. The greycels are already here. Many say the forum peaked in 2020, and the only way to change this is to make it peak again, higher. We must assimilate the greycels into our culture and convert them into high-quality, dedicated contributors.

So many good users left and won’t come back :feelswhy:

 
 
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I forgot to mention that the more restrictive subforums have fewer male members and more female members because their men’s and women’s requirements are ordered inversely. Favorable gender ratios make competition easier for veteran members.

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