shitposting/random memes megathread (NSFW)

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Re: How the hell do I run out of 16GB of mem- AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #182212617Friday, January 22, 2016 11:38 PM CST Memory allocation to the background services, perhaps? Also, Google Chrome creates many instances of itself that greatly use system resources when active.

Re: What's the point of Mosquitoes? AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #182255035Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:04 PM CST You do not seem to properly understand the mechanics of the natural world efficiently, narcissistic adolescent schoolchild. The functionality of nature is semi-deterministic, though it is not in the manner that you refer to. Neither humans nor mosquitoes pose any "higher purpose" than what you choose to infuse their individual existences with.

 

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Japs are very racist

They won't like white people

 

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Maybe start with Indonesia.

 

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Don't bother.

are you ok?

 

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Try SEA.

I'm about to try quotes in a moment.

Same shit. Asian women hate sandniggers.

 

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are you ok?

My hair is black.

 

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112 in America, 103 in Asia.

 

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Re: Teaching to script??

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#182113602Thursday, January 21, 2016 1:02 PM CST Drake, while I certainly admire your desire to learn Lua, you must recognize that acquiring scripting knowledge from a sole perspective will likely limit your individual progression greatly, given that interaction with a single individual may directly expose you to potentially-negative bias and logical-restraint. I would personally suggest that you consider acquiring information regarding "pure" Lua and interacting with knowledgeable users to clarify your knowledge of the concepts on an occasional basis only. Here is a link to a subjectively "excellent" resource shown below: http://www.lua.org/pil/

 

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Re: Teaching to script?? AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #182113602Thursday, January 21, 2016 1:02 PM CST Drake, while I certainly admire your desire to learn Lua, you must recognize that acquiring scripting knowledge from a sole perspective will likely limit your individual progression greatly, given that interaction with a single individual may directly expose you to potentially-negative bias and logical-restraint. I would personally suggest that you consider acquiring information regarding "pure" Lua and interacting with knowledgeable users to clarify your knowledge of the concepts on an occasional basis only. Here is a link to a subjectively "excellent" resource shown below: http://www.lua.org/pil/

Re: i wish i was a girl on OT AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #182187706Friday, January 22, 2016 5:11 PM CST "OT girls are so ugly irl though" Any female individuals that provides photos of themselves over the Internet on a forum orientated around adolescent schoolchildren are merely an attention-garnering women.

Re: the scripting forums suck AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #182187802Friday, January 22, 2016 5:13 PM CST Did you read the description of the Scripters sub-section? Help requests are not truly "allowed."

 

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My hair is black.

Welp I tried

 

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Aspie John was a 5'2 ethnic male from Brew City. He had previously lived with mother, though the two experienced a sudden cessation of government benefits upon Aspie John reaching adulthood. His mother, disgusted by her autistic and chronically anxious son, informed him that he was to leave upon reaching adulthood, so Aspie John left his home when the time for moving came. He boarded a bus and traveled for several hours to another country, during which an elderly Sicilian woman criticized him for sitting near her(This woman later pointed to him and started denigrating him with a friend as he exited the bus).

Aspie John first slept in Target bathrooms. Then, after encountering security, Aspie John slept on benches outside. He had little money and bought bananas with coins he had available, resulting in a bundle of bananas he had, which he disposed of after another male spat on him while he was sitting on a bench. He awoke one morning, and a passing couple looked at Aspie John and responded with "Don't do that" as he attempted to greet them. He spent his mornings walking to the nearby Target restroom so he could clean his body. Aspie John would ignore the other homeless males doing similar acts as well as the masked Target employees cleaning.

Aspie John visited a local church for their shelter connection system(During this time, another male started hitting his head while he was napping on a bench covered with his coat) and started staying at a local Christian shelter, though he soon left due to rodents and shared sleeping spaces. As he was sitting outside on one occasion, a car of staff members drove by and noticed his presence. They remarked "I was wondering why I didn't see him at the shelter" while laughing. He was also kicked out of the shelter after being promised space. A female passerby noted "He must be living on the streets" at this time. A day later, Aspie John is waiting on a local train platform when a tall White male approaches him and, angry at Aspie John's inability to greet him, tells him, "Sup Nigguh. You make all the fat girls faint. Keep your shirt on".

Aspie John was visiting the shelter connection room daily, when he was told of an opening in a local youth shelter. This shelter was in the Northern part of his new country, so Aspie John called the shelter and prepared for travel. He was given a bus token, and boarded the 5B Metro Transit bus to his new shelter. He waited outside and was let in at 6:00 PM for entry. His new case manager referred him to an emergency bed, and then moved him into a single-person room the next day. His new case manager, Tall White Germanic, informed the other youth of his ASD affliction.

Thus, Aspie John spent several days adjusting to the new shelter, when he met a tall Black male named Aaron. Aaron started smirking at Aspie John and laughing at him with his friends. As Aspie John was cleaning himself one morning, Aaron's roommate opened the door and witnessed Aspie John's naked body. He then quickly left and Aaron came into the bathroom, laughing and taking pictures of his naked body("Aspie John is small!").

After two weeks, Aaron and his shelter friends started sitting outside of Aspie John's room door each night, playing very loud "Rap" music. They would also throw dice at his door and speak about it loudly("I rolled a six!").

Aspie John started leaving the shelter every other day to sit outside(Often with bags of food as his only meal for the day). While inside, he'd focus on preparing to move into a local apartment using the country's GRH fund and would visit freelancing sites for relief from his situation.

Aspie John was, by this point, spending most of his time in his commune room, sitting on commune computers, or simply sitting outside to eat with food bags he prepared. He was too anxious and weak to visit the downstairs kitchen often since the other youth would snicker and move away from him. He started fantasizing about the different recipes he would make after he had moved into an apartment. He was too disabled to attend job interviews despite his resume.

One night, Aspie John slept in his shelter room earlier than usual during the winter. He started sleep-talking about sexual fantasies he had since childhood, resulting in the shelter males standing outside his door laughing. This woke up Aspie John and caused him to curl into a ball, sweating and covered with fluids. Another shelter male quickly reported Aspie John and said "Aspie John's getting kicked out". Aspie John spent the next few days in his room as males would walk past and laugh at him(The males would make statements such as "Damn baby!", "Oh!", "You don't like women riding?"). The male who reported him said, "Looks like we have a mouse in the house"(Aspie John would wrap a belt and blanket around himself to control his sexual behavior).

On the day Aspie John left, foids and males started gossiping about him, snickering and laughing. He carried a large bag into sleet around 9:00 PM and traveled to a bus for travel.

 

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Pill supplier. There's no chance under ordinary circumstances.

Slavs can't jbw lmao they are too poor

 

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Still, I'll work on something else for later. "Bulma"...doesn't quite sit well with me.

Can relate. Manlet, bald, ugly, low iq (studymaxxing got me nowhere) - complete genetic garbage.

 

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"Grandson" is applicable, though "grandchild" has the same meaning in this situation.

 

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I'd permenantly injure at least one of them if they did this to me (in Minecraft)

 

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Nigga you are taking 5 tests just for all of them to tell you that you blasian (el abominatico)

 

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Obamacare

the best ones

 

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Based thread.

I'm working on it. I need to organize first and then view some things.

 

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I ain't reading all that

but it is what it is my friend.

Dont care

doesntcaresme

 

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I don’t even have any fancy clothes. Once you become blackpilled, you realize none of that can compensate for my face. And “looking good” is not a reality that can occur for truecels.

True, unfortunately.

 

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He was wrong. No, not really.

Re: social life: do you have one?

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#181237031Thursday, January 07, 2016 2:25 PM CST "hey anony i see you still haven't grown up" I presume you are a female individual, yes? If so, my argument is further validated.

 

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Some people aren't fit for life. But for some reason they are forced to wagieslave. Humans are cruel.

Well, I do sit at home alone all day.
I don’t work thanks to neet money.

But it’s not as cool as it sounds. It gets extremely boring.
You can only play video games and listen to music so much…..then it seems so empty.

I would get a job tomorrow, if I could have a girlfriend.
The problem is, I was not always neet. I used to work.
But I was still friendless and never had a date.

So I’m just stuck in an endless cycle of damnation. No matter what I do……I will always be alone. So I might as well be alone when I am alone.

I would strongly recommend exercise. Not because of muscles but because of endorphins. The way I feel after a long run is the only time I ever feel good.

Damn, I work from home, so I am alone all day plus have to do some shitty work

 

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Noodles aren't worth it.

 

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Deángelis preferred robotics.

Let @

@Truckzo teach you. He has to beat the foids off with a stick to get them off of him.

 

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That's generally a good rule of thumb.

Noodles aren't worth it.

 

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I would sell alcohol to a hot teen to make her horny ehm happy tbh. (in minecraft)

no one would hire me

You're literally admitting to grape my guy

if i was able to ldar all day long i wouldn't say no ngl

 

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Outside of my White middle-aged psychologist(Speaks to me normally), meeting Jacquis and Deángelis were the only things of value from my time in group therapy.

Deángelis seemed to have some interest in robotics/STEM. I could've shared my knowledge with her, if I didn't have a stuttering problem.

A pale Morena like Deangelis.

Deangelis was friendly to me until Joseph arrived, resulting in her sitting near Joseph daily and chatting with him. He would confidently offer her advice and she kept her head down in his presence, stopping her pro-Hispanic pro-immigrant speech due to his influence.

Joseph was autistic and a Jehovah's Witness. Elise and Deangelis still preferred him.

He was respectful, yet taller than me and mogged me since he was also Mulatto.

 

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would smash

....

 

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That fag is not black. He's barely an octaroon.

Because there are no other reasons to like or not like sportscars except your penis size.

Useless "study" by useless people.

 

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Done.

i think what they're trying to say is men that think they have smaller penises feel the need to compensate with luxury goods

i think it's a cope for poor normies.

This. Even if it’s very likely subconscious, but it’s still cope, yes

 

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The mirror, then, is found only in...

the lake of diana, surrounded by the "holy wood" where ancient roman mystery cults worshipped the goddess diana and sacrificed their hapless victims OH I AM FRIGHTENED SO

 

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It seems she was partially aware of their behavior before I moved in 2020.

 

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No use. I must test high.




it's over

Then, his mirror is, ultimately, an oppressed Aspie.

 

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im drunk n shiet, so it's going to be starstriking n shiet when it's still here and I see this shiet sober



it's over

The mirror, then, is found only in...

 

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Yep.

 

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