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Why is everyone on this site 95+ percentile in dick size?Not even big according to this forum 18.5x14.5. And noted for next time! More elaboration aon sex part
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Why is everyone on this site 95+ percentile in dick size?Not even big according to this forum 18.5x14.5. And noted for next time! More elaboration aon sex part
Niko has potential but he still has much to learn before he dethrones the king of autistic field reportsmaybe try your hands on a proper written out story next time to help the autist-cels on here learn to socialize with girls.
i think he lacks a critical amount of aspergers, compared to our king.Niko has potential but he still has much to learn before he dethrones the king of autistic field reports
People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it
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>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny
>friend offers the mtb food aswell
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg
pic of the mtb:
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@Xangsane @currylightskin @StreegeReturn @Nims @Leo69 @the BULL @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson @Blackgymmax @Ken @Mogpogs @Moggie @Prettyboy @Anstrum95 @fucclife @Wallenberg @PCT01 @Salludon @aBetterMii @CEO of Sex
damn elite tier life man, cant imagine living that.People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it
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>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny
>friend offers the mtb food aswell
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg
pic of the mtb:
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@Xangsane @currylightskin @StreegeReturn @Nims @Leo69 @the BULL @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson @Blackgymmax @Ken @Mogpogs @Moggie @Prettyboy @Anstrum95 @fucclife @Wallenberg @PCT01 @Salludon @aBetterMii @CEO of Sex
Mirin the story! It's honestly one of the best feeling to help a brother out getting laid!Tonite?
I searched on google play store and "join me tonight" a dating app build around real life meetups? Whats the full name of the app/developer you mentioned?
You're a true bro for helping a friend out.
Here's a story about how i got my LTN geeky ass looking indian friend laid.
> Back in student days, its early in the year and one of the first big club nights so lots of people going out tonight
> Me and MTN but tall white with good hair friend get invited to some predrinks
> We get there abit late and theve already started drinking but atmosphere is dead
> So we take control tell everyone to gather the fuck around we playing ring of fire
> Everyone listens and girls mirin' our confidence as we run the game and are the center of attention
> The indian LTN is there, i've met him before because he is on the same course as me so we bond cos he's a pretty cool guy.
> All the guys apart from me and my friend are pretty ugly, literally best looking guy apart from us is literally gay.
> All the girls are mostly MTBs but theres two hot ones. One white girl with huge tits and One iranian girl HTB level
> The white girl is friendly but not overly receptive to me, but the iranian girl is like laughing alot, lots of eye contact so i know its a wrap
> We leave for the club as a big group
> When we get there its rammed as expected, i don't really want to dance to so do rounds stopping off at every group i recognise anyone to say hi and also to be introduced to the rest of their group. You go up to someone you might not know well but if you approach them super pumped they'll match your energy, you make them seem cooler infront of their friends. Its not that useful i think in big cities but in places where you'll see alot of the same faces at the same clubs or uni life this is good way to build a wide circle of people who know you
> Anyway, i go out to smoking area because i'm a degenerate, just me and white dude, indian dude is still inside dancing
> Meet this huge group of asian girls because i know one of them and they're all like LTB/MTB but one HTB
> 2 of them are just like sticking close to me as i'm smoking but i'm not really interested.
> I'm trying to get the HTBs attention, she seems receptive but not overly and im kinda getting cockblocked by the other two lower tiers girls because they keep interjecting into the conversation
> One of them just doesnt get the message and i get the vibe that she really wants to get fucked this night.
> I 100% do not want to fuck this girl, not only is she unnatractive but if i hook up with her the rest of the group will know and i want to hook up with the one HTB.
> So the idea just comes to me
> I can dodge this grenade and also be a ledge
> 300iq.png
> I'm going back to the dancefloor to meet up with the others and of course the indian LTB follows us with some of her friends
> When we get there i pull the Indian geeky LTN aside, who to be fair was a very NT dancer. I tell him he should go up and dance with that indian LTB and that she DTF is he plays his cards right.
> I go back to the original group of girls and start flirting with the iranian one
> Some other MTB indian girl who was little chubby but great face wants me to come back to hers to smoke weed
> That sounds pretty dope to me so i'm weighing up the two options
> Can see through the dancefloor that the indian guy is now kissing that LTB girl. My plan actually worked JFL
> I decide i want to go smoke weed with the MTB in my head
> Night coming to a close, i've probably spent half the night out in smoking area
> We leaving to get into cabs and i'm looking for that asian MTB but the girls from predrinks are getting into a 7 seater together and the iranian girl just grabs me hand and literally pulls me into their cab, o well not complaining so i just go with it
This was the first time me and that indian dude had been out clubbing together.
He ended up going back to her student accom and smashing, he later told me it was his first time
I dodged the LTB keeping all her hotter friends open as future options
Smashing the iranian HTB but she turned out the be a super annoying SJW so i cut her off eventually
This built the foundation of a really strong friendship we we close for years after this.
Im in denmark, and still waiting for my friend to let me know her ig or send a picdamn elite tier life man, cant imagine living that.
how did the ethnic foid look?
what country u in??
18.5x14.5cmdick size?
Ill send you a private messageface of mtb?
Dick size? (No homo)People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it
View attachment 1859503
>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny
>friend offers the mtb food aswell
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg
pic of the mtb:
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@Xangsane @currylightskin @StreegeReturn @Nims @Leo69 @the BULL @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson @Blackgymmax @Ken @Mogpogs @Moggie @Prettyboy @Anstrum95 @fucclife @Wallenberg @PCT01 @Salludon @aBetterMii @CEO of Sex
Hold old r uShe was actualy a jb (17) although its legal in Denmark its still gross
22 although I was 21 at the timeHold old r u
The dick length gotta be larp sryShe wasn't my type
I'm not low inhib enough to post a dickpick sorryThe dick length gotta be larp sry
Oh if u had been here 2 years ago, it was daily casuality. Dm me jfl, no homoI'm not low inhib enough to post a dickpick sorry
Even less than a year ago everyone was sending dickpics, I have a mold (clone-my-willy) of my dick that I send to a user, but can't be bothered with trying to prove stuff anymoreOh if u had been here 2 years ago, it was daily casuality. Dm me jfl, no homo
Yup, a HTBTldr: your ethnic MTN friend slayed?
Nice ass btw bro i would bang u
@Erik-Jón screeching he doesn't have more doxx materialI'm not low inhib enough to post a dickpick sorry
Even less than a year ago everyone was sending dickpics, I have a mold (clone-my-willy) of my dick that I send to a user, but can't be bothered with trying to prove stuff anymore
Send thatEven less than a year ago everyone was sending dickpics, I have a mold (clone-my-willy) of my dick that I send to a user, but can't be bothered with trying to prove stuff anymore
Send that then broEven less than a year ago everyone was sending dickpics, I have a mold (clone-my-willy) of my dick that I send to a user, but can't be bothered with trying to prove stuff anymore
Im sorry mate, I don't have the need to prove myself anymore, you don't have to believe meSend that then bro
No probs bro. Do u rate people btw?Im sorry mate, I don't have the need to prove myself anymore, you don't have to believe me
I don't as I feel like I'm qualified enough to do so, i sometimes do tinder profile reviews but that's it. There's plenty of users here that are way more knowledgeable on ratings than meNo probs bro. Do u rate people btw?
Theres isnt more qualified person than a gl person himself ngl.I don't as I feel like I'm qualified enough to do so, i sometimes do tinder profile reviews but that's it. There's plenty of users here that are way more knowledgeable on ratings than me
I thought to ask u hairstyle advice. Im getting cut next weekI don't as I feel like I'm qualified enough to do so, i sometimes do tinder profile reviews but that's it. There's plenty of users here that are way more knowledgeable on ratings than me
I can highly recommend @StreegeReturn for ratings, we seem to share somewhat the same opinion on the matter (although others might find the ratings a bit harsh)Theres isnt more qualified person than a gl person himself ngl.
Haha, I don't even know what to do with my own hairI thought to ask u hairstyle advice. Im getting cut next week
I have beenI can highly recommend @StreegeReturn for ratings, we seem to share somewhat the same opinion on the matter (although others might find the ratings a bit harsh)
Mine is looking disgusting atm. Greasy and unkept. Makes me look ugly asf nglHaha, I don't even know what to do with my own hair
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Long hair seems to suit quite well, but if you don't like it I'd recommend just keeping the hair on top long and cut down the sides and back shorter for a middle part. Somewhat like the "Leonardo DiCaprio" hairstyleI have been
Mine is looking disgusting atm. Greasy and unkept. Makes me look ugly asf ngl
My face is quite wide like barretts so i was thinking that would shorter sides balance it outLong hair seems to suit quite well, but if you don't like it I'd recommend just keeping the hair on top long and cut down the sides and back shorter for a middle part. Somewhat like the "Leonardo DiCaprio" hairstyle
I agree. Something like this is a good hairstyle. Similar to "Leonardo DiCaprio" hairstyle as well.Long hair seems to suit quite well, but if you don't like it I'd recommend just keeping the hair on top long and cut down the sides and back shorter for a middle part. Somewhat like the "Leonardo DiCaprio" hairstyle
this could be you, you pathetic nana grinder waste of oxygen and looks.
so, you are a cuck
jk, you are a demigod and you should do the same with me and Nana
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I agree. Every guy seems to be over 7 inches as average which is why @Niko thought was small, but guys like @averagejoe or @the BULL be packing 12 inchers. I'm the only guy here with a 12 incher confidently. I might need to ask Reddit for advice to know if I'm small or not.Why is everyone on this site 95+ percentile in dick size?
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what does it mean, " this could be you" ??this could be you, you pathetic nana grinder waste of oxygen and looks.
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@Niko save this lost soul pleasewhat does it mean, " this could be you" ??
Nana is the most beautiful and attractive woman , if I got to be with her it would be like winning an 50 billion euro lottery
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No cure for oneitis :"(@Niko save this lost soul please
only way he "saves" me is by wingmanning for me and getting her to pay attention to my contact@Niko save this lost soul please
did u actually contact her on social media? mirin if yesonly way he "saves" me is by wingmanning for me and getting her to pay attention to my contact
i've spammed her in hopes of her noticing medid u actually contact her on social media? mirin if yes
i tried contacting aurora once
Over 4 u man. Just stream league and status max on twitch tbhi've spammed her in hopes of her noticing me